Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) Who celebrates or marks birthdays after maybe 21? Sometimes I genuinely forget on the day until about 11pm, by which time the off-licence is shut and last orders at the pub will have been called. Celebrating being a year closer to death - great... Edited March 30, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Rudy Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Who celebrates or marks birthdays after maybe 21? Sometimes I genuinely forget on the day until about 11pm, by which time the off-licence is shut and last orders at the pub will have been called. Celebrating being a year closer to death - great... We have some miserable bastards on here but fuckin hell 😂 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Rudy said: We have some miserable bastards on here but fuckin hell 😂 I told relatives and friends not to mither me or give gifts or cards that used to be, frankly, crap. Edited March 30, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 27 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Who celebrates or marks birthdays after maybe 21? Sometimes I genuinely forget on the day until about 11pm, by which time the off-licence is shut and last orders at the pub will have been called. Celebrating being a year closer to death - great... Going away for a night here: https://www.thepighotel.com/at-bridge-place/ to eat amazing food and have a day not at home and at work. Everyday is another day closer to death, might as well enjoy it. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: Going away for a night here: https://www.thepighotel.com/at-bridge-place/ to eat amazing food and have a day not at home and at work. Everyday is another day closer to death, might as well enjoy it. Self-indulgent southern ponce. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Self-indulgent southern ponce. 😁 And on Friday, on the way home stopping here for lunch https://www.themountvineyard.co.uk/restaurants-sevenoaks/ Only 44 once.. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 You're 50 this time, you lying get, you've been gifted 'Simplicity Cremations' and 'Dignitas' vouchers, and a zimmer frame, and one of those fluffy tartan uniboots that you plug in to heat your feet. They're also going to surprise you with a walk-in bath installation. Quote
little whitt Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: Going away for a night here: https://www.thepighotel.com/at-bridge-place/ to eat amazing food and have a day not at home and at work. Everyday is another day closer to death, might as well enjoy it. £300 a night you can have a Month in Blackpool for that get yourself up North Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 14 minutes ago, little whitt said: £300 a night you can have a Month in Blackpool for that get yourself up North To be fair - the meal is being paid for by a voucher I got given as a leaving gift, and then we thought it'd be nice to stay over rather than a lunch and drive back - so we booked the slightly worryingly named Extremely Small Room. Which was £99 for the night. Being 6ft2 I'm concered, but it sounds as though it'd be right up your street. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: ... it'd be nice to stay over rather than a lunch and drive back - so we booked the slightly worryingly named Extremely Small Room. Which was £99 for the night. Being 6ft2 I'm concered, but it sounds as though it'd be right up your street. You're having some egg mayonnaise butties, a bag of crisps, a Kit-Kat and a bottle of Sprite on your birthday? Edited March 30, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: You're having some egg mayonnaise butties, a bag of crisps, a Kit-Kat and a bottle of Sprite on your birthday? yes, you northern oik Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 Sellout. Unless they're dressing up or going out even posh twats don't call their tea 'dinner'. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) I've stated before, I pretend to have never been abroad, I read The Daily Star in public and mouth the words, I claim I've never ate pasta and only drink bitter etc. when sojourning down South. I take beef dripping and Warbies and make butties in front of divvies with £56 'lunches' from 'Pret'. Edited March 30, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've stated before, I pretend to have never been abroad, I read The Daily Star in public and mouth the words, I claim I've never ate pasta and only drink bitter etc. when sojourning down South. I take beef dripping and Warbies and make butties in front of divvies with £56 'lunches' from 'Pret'. Try hard. Quote
Traf Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Spider said: Snowing up near Burnley earlier on. lovely. Cheers, saves me opening the curtains. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 47 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Try hard. No, I only visit so I like playing up the 'Northern Thick Twat' stereotype to make it difficult for Northern traitors who live there - to reinforce the locals' prejudice. Quote
Spider Posted March 30, 2022 Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: No, I only visit so I like playing up the 'Northern Thick Twat' stereotype to make it difficult for Northern traitors who live there - to reinforce the locals' prejudice. One of our London reps also runs a pub in Croydon called the Harvest Home. Last week, there was a pitch battle in the car park between a load of scaffolders attending a wake there and a group of pikeys who took exception to some of the comments they overheard. All that was missing was Guy Ritchie and a camera crew. If it’s stereotypes you’re after, you don’t need to look far. Edited March 30, 2022 by Spider Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 31, 2022 Posted March 31, 2022 The sky to the east at this moment looks apocalyptic. Cold too. Mental. Quote
BobyBrno Posted April 7, 2022 Posted April 7, 2022 Horrible. Internet down. First day of the cricket season. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 7, 2022 Posted April 7, 2022 Don't mind the breeze. Rain can fuck off. Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted April 7, 2022 Posted April 7, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 16:17, Not in Crawley said: yes, you northern oik Quote
Not in Crawley Posted April 7, 2022 Posted April 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: You know, that clip never starts getting funny. I've never had an issue with folk being unfriendly down here, and I also don't want to bleet hello at people I don't know when I'm commuting. Leave me the fuck alone. Annoys me when people do the professional northerner 'alreet everyone' act - set my teeth on edge Quote
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