bolton_blondie Posted June 15, 2022 Posted June 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Got it on so they can say they're skint and need more handouts. Perhaps BB should have checked the loft space for lots of leafy green plants. She was in her 90s vile druggy thug Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 15, 2022 Posted June 15, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: She was in her 90s vile druggy thug Perhaps she's been cuckood. Quote
Sweep Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 (edited) I was walking the dog at 5:30 this morning, and it was already starting to warm up, 34C in the shires today apparently. Glad it's an early finish Edited June 17, 2022 by Sweep Quote
Spider Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Based on the media, you'd assume a 3 month long period of 40+ temperatures were about to hit us. Not just one hot day. In June. Quote
gonzo Posted June 17, 2022 Author Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Spider said: Based on the media, you'd assume a 3 month long period of 40+ temperatures were about to hit us. Not just one hot day. In June. You're just bitter you can't enjoy it. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Fucking roasting already. Got a wedding tomorrow in central london tomorrow. Not looking forward to wearing a three piece suit! Quote
Casino Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: Based on the media, you'd assume a 3 month long period of 40+ temperatures were about to hit the south east. Quote
Spider Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, gonzo said: You're just bitter you can't enjoy it. Weather like this is for lager louts, Italian handbag thieves and sweaty Arabs. Aryans prefer to maintain their cool Quote
Sweep Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: Fucking roasting already. Got a wedding tomorrow in central london tomorrow. Not looking forward to wearing a three piece suit! I'm at a wedding tomorrow as well, full suit required apparently - fortunately it'll all be over by 1pm, so I'm assuming I can then ditch the tie and jacket, and it's at the local cricket club, so plenty of outside space and cheap ale Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sweep said: I'm at a wedding tomorrow as well, full suit required apparently - fortunately it'll all be over by 1pm, so I'm assuming I can then ditch the tie and jacket, and it's at the local cricket club, so plenty of outside space and cheap ale Thought I was over the 'wedding' period of my life - its all divorces now. Yes ours will be done by one but its at the Liberal Club in Westminster, and they are both Doctors so I'm not sure I'm going to be able to put my tie on my head Rambo style whilst dancing to Opps Up Side Your Head after the buffet. I wouldn't mind but I don't think I've seen them since they came to my wedding and that was 17 years ago, but as the only family members who live down south, we're representing... Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Christ - I've just gone on the website. Better clean the shoes. Quote
mickbrown Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 I'm going to a wedding next week. This will be the third time I've seen the fecker wed. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, mickbrown said: I'm going to a wedding next week. This will be the third time I've seen the fecker wed. He'd better not be asking for a gift! Quote
Spider Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 I’ve been to twice as many funerals as weddings over the last five years. #Old Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 21 minutes ago, mickbrown said: I'm going to a wedding next week. This will be the third time I've seen the fecker wed. Big fan of cake? Mate’s mum has got married four times. Two of them to the same bloke. Quote
mickbrown Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 (edited) You'd think wedding number 3, they'd just slope off to a registry office on their own in embarrassment. Edited June 17, 2022 by mickbrown Quote
jeep Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Leyther_Matt said: Big fan of cake? Mate’s mum has got married four times. Two of them to the same bloke. @embankment Tell the class how many times The Dog has been married. And how may times you've been his "Best Man"...... Quote
DazBob Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 It's that warm today it might even be not freezing up at Lostock CC this evening. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Few beers at LLCC later. T20 against Horwich. First pint ain't gonna touch sides. Quote
Winchester White Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Clouded over in Adlington, fucking booooo! Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 30 degrees and cracking the flags when we left Leigh. Cloudy and only 21 degrees in Llandudno. Humid as fuck, mind. Quote
mickbrown Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Got the cushions out for the garden sofa, cracked a beer and the sun fucked off home. Quote
BobyBrno Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 Wouldn’t it be good to go back to those days when the newspaper headlines were ‘Phew it’s hot’ instead of tips on how to keep cool and advice to look after older people. Older people lived through 1976 and other long heatwaves. It’s ONE DAY! Down to 16 deg. tomorrow in not so sunny Bolton. Quote
stevieb Posted June 17, 2022 Posted June 17, 2022 20 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: Wouldn’t it be good to go back to those days when the newspaper headlines were ‘Phew it’s hot’ instead of tips on how to keep cool and advice to look after older people. Older people lived through 1976 and other long heatwaves. It’s ONE DAY! Down to 16 deg. tomorrow in not so sunny Bolton. It's a scorcher.... Here's some tits. Simpler times. Now it's all doom mongering that the earth is about to boil itself to death. It's been 36 hours. We've barely broke 30 degrees and it's FUCKING JUNE. Anyway I'm fuming as by 5pm sun had gone in and the Mrs was dead with hay-fever scuppering my plans for sunny sunny pints in Lucianos beer garden. Quote
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