Freddie_Hill Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 1. John Howard 2. George W.Bush 3. Tony Bliar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 If you are going to use the bullets for just knee capping you are going to have to pay for the bullets (Knee capping is why we have cordless drills and don't you forget it) To be fair i would use a hollow tip on owens leg, on the fact that he's a full kit wanker manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted December 4, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2012 Peter Mandelson, AA Gill, Patrick Kielty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Kielty's a good shout. He's a cunt and batting well above his average with his new bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Kielty's a good shout. He's a cunt and batting well above his average with his new bride. He was batting well above with his previous bird as well. Not only is he a massive cock, he must have one as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 1. Michael Gove 2. George Osbourne 3. the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (if they stood in a line) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 He was batting well above with his previous bird as well. her off Wipeout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I've not finalised my 3 yet, but first off would be one Scouser at random. You only have to shoot one and they all feel the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 her off Wipeout? Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 George Galloway Piers Morgan Max Clifford Russell Brand as sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Russell Brand as sub. Bugger, i'd not thought of him. Good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 blair mandela gerry adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spunky Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Fat bird who sneered at me, wife and kids in M&S when we were following woman who tickets almost out of date food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 4, 2012 Author Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2012 I've not finalised my 3 yet, but first off would be one Scouser at random. You only have to shoot one and they all feel the pain. Don't forget to pin a note to his chest stating that this wasn't random, you targetted scousers and still have two bullets. That should make them sweat. Mine are: Patrick Moore, Duke of Edinburgh, Helen Mirren just so I win the celebrity death sweep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THunter Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Andrew Neil Quentin Letts George Osborne I did consider Margaret Thatcher but she's nearly dead anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Fat bird who sneered at me, wife and kids in M&S when we were following woman who tickets almost out of date food. Ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Michael McIntyre x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 George Galloway Piers Morgan Max Clifford Russell Brand as sub. I agree with George Galloway, he's first on the list. Also Maradonna and C Ronaldo for that wink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Fergie Whoever burgled us a few weeks back Chris Amos Amos thinks that you do want to murder him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Alistair Campbell Gordon Brown Alex Salmond Tony Blair 1st sub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 4, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 4, 2012 You'd shoot a character? Dirty Den, Darth Vader and Dracula then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 You'd shoot a character? Dirty Den, Darth Vader and Dracula then. Tyrones abusive missus,Kat Moon and Jeff that ran Byker Grove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 If i had a time machine, i would have shot the following people. Hitler. Stalin. Thatcher's Mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 4, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2012 Prince William Kate Middleton You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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