no balls Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Interesting theory on Sky News The cabin had a massive depressurisation, the pilots just about managing to turn the plane back towards KL before passing out. The plane then flies on it's own for a few hours until the petrol runs out and it plops into the Indian Ocean. Think it happened to a plane in Greece a few years back. Google Payne Stewart. Not just famous for plus 4s Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Far too sensible a theory I prefer Aliens, What's film from 80's where the planes were stopped before crashes and the people swapped for folk in the future or was this some weird trip I had Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Google Payne Stewart. Not just famous for plus 4s I was going to mention that one but couldn't remember his name. Ta. Did the yanks shoot that one down? Quote
Whites man Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Is that right that the relatives of the passengers were still getting a ringing tone on their phones 24 hours after it disappeared? That will be rogue News of the World journalists. Quote
Elson Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Nah they tailed it and let it crash as was heading middle of nowhere. The other one I think was a Helios flight, flighters turned up and everyone on board was knocked out and then a flight attendant entered the cockpit and sat down in the captain's seat. Quote
no balls Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 I was going to mention that one but couldn't remember his name. Ta. Did the yanks shoot that one down? I think they just surrounded it and let it land when it ran out of fuel. Which isn't like them. Fox News probably filmed it though. Tastefully of course. Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 The only other theory I have is that they used the sat nav I used to have which always, inexplicably sent me somewhere utterly random after about half an hour. Chances are the pilots where busy trying to work out why the fuck the plane was heading to (an airport-less) Worksop when it ran out of unleaded. Quote
Zico Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Interesting theory on Sky News The cabin had a massive depressurisation, the pilots just about managing to turn the plane back towards KL before passing out. The plane then flies on it's own for a few hours until the petrol runs out and it plops into the Indian Ocean. Think it happened to a plane in Greece a few years back. If that is true, I hope everyone passed out Quote
HomerJay Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 If that theory is true, wouldn't they still be able to hit the mayday button. And wouldn't such an event have been sent back somewhere? Quote
gonzo Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Far too sensible a theory I prefer Aliens, What's film from 80's where the planes were stopped before crashes and the people swapped for folk in the future or was this some weird trip I had Them brown speckled mitzi's have got a lot to answer for mate. ???? Quote
Spider Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 If that theory is true, wouldn't they still be able to hit the mayday button. And wouldn't such an event have been sent back somewhere? The pilot on Sky said a rapid depressurisation may not have allowed them time. I must admit I'd have expected something like that to create an automatic mayday type signal. Fuck knows. I don't mind flying but shit like this gives me the heeby jeebies. Quote
no balls Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 If that theory is true, wouldn't they still be able to hit the mayday button. And wouldn't such an event have been sent back somewhere? Remembering the Payne Stewart incident I don't think they do have time. It only became apparent it'd happened when the pilot of the lear jet didn't respond to a message. Quote
little whitt Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Far too sensible a theory I prefer Aliens, What's film from 80's where the planes were stopped before crashes and the people swapped for folk in the future or was this some weird trip I had fuck me what was that called Quote
Compo Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 I blame (in no particular order): Gartslime Warburtons QuickQuid The academy Smegson Fat Sam Zat Knight Jaaskelainen Burger King at the Middlebrook The ticket office The club shop Diddles Gonzos cow shit video Burnden Leisure Robbie Savage RBS Bin wankers Clayton Powis Clayton Powis Clayton Powis Clayton Powis Clifford Morris Peter Kay Vernon Kay Amir Khan Sammy Lee Owen Coyle Fat kit man Groundstaff Reebok rebels Emma Davies Orange Warriors Barry Knight Clayton Powis Doogie Gary Neville Joey Barton Ngog Quote
Elson Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 fuck me what was that called Millennium Or the Matt Busby Story Quote
Compo Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 P.s. Can't wait to see it on aircrash investigation, bored of watching the same ones now. I'm going for depressurisation like the greasy wops had. Was the flight attendant with an air mask/bottle thingy who managed to get the the controls but his air ran out too. Surprised they don't have a gps tracker or similar, shirley if I can find my wifes iphone at the pub on google some fucker could find a plane. Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 Them brown speckled mitzi's have got a lot to answer for mate. ???? Ha ha! I know from 19 -25 I've no idea what's reality or twattedness Quote
Big E Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 If that is true, I hope everyone passed out There is very little time between cabin depressurisation and passing out. Quote
Zico Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 There is very little time between cabin depressurisation and passing out. Hopefully enough time for a few more members of the mile High club Too soon? Quote
jayjayoghani Posted March 11, 2014 Posted March 11, 2014 perhaps the pilot(s) had a meltdown it happens http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-25482083 Quote
Compo Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 There have been a few pilot suicides shown on aircrash investigation, it's usually the japs etc. Something to do with social pecking order in the military carrying over to commercial flights, anyone lower down the pecking order will not usually question those at the top. On one the pilot waited for the co pilot to go for a piss before he locked the cabin door, switched off the recorders and plunged the plane into the sea. Another one which wasn't quite a suicide, at stansted where the korean airlines plane crashed, the pilots artificial horizon failed causing the pilot to roll the plane over. Both the co pilot and the flight engineer had working artificial horizons yet failed to say fuck all until the plane was about to crash. From memory the co pilot said nothing at all. I'm beginning to think Bergkamp has the right idea. Quote
mjw1967 Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 The only other theory I have is that they used the sat nav I used to have which always, inexplicably sent me somewhere utterly random after about half an hour. Chances are the pilots where busy trying to work out why the fuck the plane was heading to (an airport-less) Worksop when it ran out of unleaded. Quote
bolty58 Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Bermuda triangle type thing? They come back in 50 years and haven't aged a day? Seems bizarre that absolutely no wreckage has been found; no mayday signal; no EPIRB thingy beeping. Quote
ex_midlandwhite Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 I thought there was a phone app called Plane Finder that can track flights. I wonder if anyone has checked it Quote
Compo Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 I thought there was a phone app called Plane Finder that can track flights. I wonder if anyone has checked it Good point, after someone posted the link on here I now spend most of my internet time on here http://www.flightradar24.com/51.5,-0.13/7 Don't know why but I'm a bit obsessed with planes. Quote
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