Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Is Wallace the one who only spends an hour a day with his mentally challenged son, because he prefers to go to his local health club and gurn at the girls doing spin classes?

Thats after his breakfast in a harvester.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Is Wallace the one who only spends an hour a day with his mentally challenged son, because he prefers to go to his local health club and gurn at the girls doing spin classes?

Is that in one of those articles where they claim to make up a breakfast out of quinoa and raspberries 

Surely if he's a proper Millwall fan it would be ten cans of Stella that he hadn't finished off from the night before 

Then getting to the pub for 9am for a home match v Preston 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

 

A workout down the gym isn't walking on the treadmill, having a swim then a sauna 

But it's good to see him keeping up with his working class traditions 

21 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

A workout down the gym isn't walking on the treadmill, having a swim then a sauna 

But it's good to see him keeping up with his working class traditions 

He has less than 18% body fat. You can't argue with results like that.

 

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

I like watching Masterchef, so hopefully the programme isn't cancelled moving forward - I'd like to see Romesh Ranganathan and Rosie Jones presenting the next series (as they probably won't employ a white middle aged man/men to present in the future 😉)

Isn’t Grace Dent of Blackrod Parish already named as new presenter?

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

 

Reads like he's dumped his outlook calendar in ChatGPT and asked it to write an itenarary in the style of Alan Partridge circa 1994

11 minutes ago, green genie said:

Isn’t Grace Dent of Blackrod Parish already named as new presenter?

She was doing it with Torode (i think they have filmed a new series?) But they'll need to find someone else as well now.

That loon bag from Leeds - the man behind the curtain would be good just to laugh at his haircuts.

 

Edited July 16, 2025Jul 16 by Not in Crawley

Get Lloyd Grossman back.

2 minutes ago, Nowack said:

Get Lloyd Grossman back.

Too busy making jars of pasta sauce.

Torode and Wallace are the new Keys and Grey

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

Torode and Wallace are the new Keys and Grey

Aye

Gammon love em

I had to give this up as I thought it was a bit rubbish

On 11/07/2025 at 13:25, deeane Koontz said:

Mobland next, I think.

Some dodgy accents on display I hea

1 hour ago, Zico said:

Torode and Wallace are the new Keys and Grey

Masterchef Qatar

23 minutes ago, jayjayoghani said:

Masterchef Qatar

No pork dishes

10 hours ago, Sweep said:

I suppose it depends what it was that he actually said, and to who

Anyhoo....Wallace was sacked for being a generally creepy and inappropriate pest, and Torode would probably have been tarred with that brush, as presumably he didn't speak up or try to stop it, because he would have been present (probably)  -  I'm aware there is a few assumptions there, but maybe this is the excuse they needed to get rid of the smug sweaty moon faced Galah

I like watching Masterchef, so hopefully the programme isn't cancelled moving forward - I'd like to see Romesh Ranganathan and Rosie Jones presenting the next series (as they probably won't employ a white middle aged man/men to present in the future 😉)

You disappoint me. I was hoping for Ru Paul and Jair Bolsonaro.

Fully agree with your first sentence. It's just the fucking creeps that go hunting for this stuff I find despicable (if in fact this is what happened).

5 hours ago, Zico said:

Torode and Wallace are the new Keys and Gray

 Play from 36:50 😆

Edited July 17, 2025Jul 17 by jayjayoghani

On 17/06/2025 at 17:47, Not in Crawley said:

The Narrow Road To The Deep North is apparently now on iPlayer but can't find it. Nor on Amazon. If anyone stumbles across it, please let me know. It was a brilliant book and everyone in my family read it with my grandpa being a Japanese prisoner of war working on the death railway which the story covers.

It's now on the iPlayer 👍

I am very late to Dexter 

 

it is good but as good as my missus keeps telling me . 

18 minutes ago, Ani said:

I am very late to Dexter 

 

it is good but as good as my missus keeps telling me . 

Yes 

On 20/07/2025 at 11:29, jeep said:

It's now on the iPlayer 👍

Watched the first three last night - excellent stuff.

Third series of Squid Game seems like a step too far 

It's like when the Saw films went past the first couple of films 

On 16/07/2025 at 18:36, Not in Crawley said:

She was doing it with Torode (i think they have filmed a new series?) But they'll need to find someone else as well now.

That loon bag from Leeds - the man behind the curtain would be good just to laugh at his haircuts.

 

Bob Geldof is looking well

Just finished Narrow Road - just as stunning as the book. A must see.

Just wanted to add that the soundtrack is also a thing of excellence 

 

 

Edited July 23, 2025Jul 23 by Not in Crawley

On 21/07/2025 at 22:12, Not in Crawley said:

Just finished Narrow Road - just as stunning as the book. A must see.

Just wanted to add that the soundtrack is also a thing of excellence 

 

 

Aye. Watched it over two night. Proper telly.