Spider Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 “My 20-year-old daughter was joking about it one day, we were walking down the street and she was like, 'Mom, are you wearing a jade egg?'” Wearing! Goop as well, quite an apt name All I can assume from the stone in her chimney is that Chris Martin has an amusingly small widgie Quote
madthatter Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) All I can assume from the stone in her chimney is that Chris Martin has an amusingly small widgie Aye, and it's all yellow Edited January 28, 2017 by madthatter Quote
only1stig Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Goop as well, quite an apt name More like gloop Quote
onlyoneawalker Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 "Look at the stars" bosh get that in yer clunge Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 .......At marketing! Just seen the Dingles Shite stadium on telly and they have managed to get an Elton John gig. We struggle to attract any names, unless you call Scouting for Girls or a Jam tribute act, a good use of our fantastic stadium. That's programming not marketing. As has been pointed out, it's about money, bands wanting to play the venue and promoters. Elton John is just doing a rounds of odd venues to play places he hasn't as it raises his income playing for folk who aren't locally awash with big bands outside the cities. Played Kent County Showground last summer! Like Weller who now plays places some out of city venues in converted sports halls. The panto raised some revenue I would have thought for low outlay on behalf of the hotel/club. It was really shit though. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I sent a tracing of my erect penis in coloured pencil on a sheet of A3 with my mobile number also written on and some clippings of my pubes to the star of the panto and didn't hear a dickie-bird back. Poor form. Quote
HomerJay Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 That's programming not marketing. As has been pointed out, it's about money, bands wanting to play the venue and promoters. Elton John is just doing a rounds of odd venues to play places he hasn't as it raises his income playing for folk who aren't locally awash with big bands outside the cities. Played Kent County Showground last summer! Like Weller who now plays places some out of city venues in converted sports halls. The panto raised some revenue I would have thought for low outlay on behalf of the hotel/club. It was really shit though. some clown at the match near me was saying that the actors suing the club for non-payment following the panto. althought his facts were pulled from his arse, i saw the panto, i wouldnt pay them either. Quote
Carlos Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 It wasn't run by the club, the club are nothing to do with the production company. Quote
Sweep Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 It wasn't run by the club, the club are nothing to do with the production company. Stop it with the facts, there is no place for them here Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I sent a tracing of my erect penis in coloured pencil on a sheet of A3 with my mobile number also written on and some clippings of my pubes to the star of the panto and didn't hear a dickie-bird back. Poor form. Are you Maggie Philbin? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 It wasn't run by the club, the club are nothing to do with the production company. Yup - it was some company called Every Cloud Entertainment - I was bored during the panto so looked them up. They offer low cost pantomimes for hire. Costs are low as the cast is small with doubling up on parts and they'll do tours to local halls booked by community groups. They took a production of Aladdin to Walkden this year. Quote
gonzo Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 some clown at the match near me was saying that the actors suing the club for non-payment following the panto. althought his facts were pulled from his arse, i saw the panto, i wouldnt pay them either. Was he sat behind you? Quote
Casino Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Yup - it was some company called Every Cloud Entertainment - I was bored during the panto so looked them up. They offer low cost pantomimes for hire. Costs are low as the cast is small with doubling up on parts and they'll do tours to local halls booked by community groups. They took a production of Aladdin to Walkden this year. Once went to a circus in Ainsworth Everybody was three different acts from numerous different countries Quite surreal seeing elephants wandering around the farmers field, mind Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Once went to a circus in Ainsworth Everybody was three different acts from numerous different countries Quite surreal seeing elephants wandering around the farmers field, mind Remember that, travelling along Bury new road and seeing one on the hill. Took a second look to believe it. Quote
Spider Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Remember that, travelling along Bury new road and seeing one on the hill. Took a second look to believe it. Wait until No Balls tells you what they kept in the swimming pool at Horwich baths a few years back Quote
no balls Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Wait until No Balls tells you what they kept in the swimming pool at Horwich baths a few years back it's more than a few and I have photographic evidence, so there! Quote
Gonk Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 I sent a tracing of my erect penis in coloured pencil on a sheet of A3 with my mobile number also written on and some clippings of my pubes to the star of the panto and didn't hear a dickie-bird back. Poor form. Had you no A6 paper - or a pair of scissors? anyway why send a cock pic to Cheggers? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 31, 2017 Posted January 31, 2017 Are you Maggie Philbin? Had you no A6 paper - or a pair of scissors? anyway why send a cock pic to Cheggers? He didn't reply either. Quote
MickyD Posted February 1, 2017 Posted February 1, 2017 Once went to a circus in Ainsworth Everybody was three different acts from numerous different countries Quite surreal seeing elephants then five acts later they were lions That circus gave my son coulrophobia. Quote
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