Youri McAnespie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I've heard the alleged '2nd man on the moon' Neil 'Buzz' Aldred likes to get a bit handy with his fists with anyone who disputes the so-called moon landings... Well, Aldred, if you're reading, I'm calling bullshit - and if you want to pull your crazy shit with me, take a swing for me, sucker punch me then I'll take that same bejewelled fist and stick it up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 20, 2019 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, Underpants said: You go somewhere that's not been visited before. That's how it normally works. If the moon landings did happen then we seem to have stopped. you're right, lets send someone to venus, it only takes 3 months to get there, and the weather is hot this time of year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 It'd be a gas... Nah, a private group have already undertaken an expedition in the late '70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: you're right, lets send someone to venus, it only takes 3 months to get there, and the weather is hot this time of year It took ages to get to the south pole. Nowt there, and it's cold. But they went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 There is sommat there, there's a big dome thing - which probably was a real boon for Scott and Amundson when they got there, a life-saver in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 56 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've heard the alleged '2nd man on the moon' Neil 'Buzz' Aldred likes to get a bit handy with his fists with anyone who disputes the so-called moon landings... Well, Aldred, if you're reading, I'm calling bullshit - and if you want to pull your crazy shit with me, take a swing for me, sucker punch me then I'll take that same bejewelled fist and stick it up your ass. He's 89 years old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 The main reason to go back to the moon would be to build a base on the far side. So that we could use it as an easier way to launch rockets (to places like Mars). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 He's 89 years old... And? The punch is the last thing to go. If he wants to go around dishing out slaps left, right and centre then he should be prepared to take a bit back.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: And? The punch is the last thing to go. If he wants to go around dishing out slaps left, right and centre then he should be prepared to take a bit back.. The actual punch might just be the last thing to go but the build up to it is probably considerably quicker to go. You'd see him winding up to hit you about three weeks earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 His fault, his mouth shouldn't write cheques his synapses can't cash. My prediction? Pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 A Man On The Moon: The voyages of the Apollo Astronauts is the best book I’ve read on the subject - especially the later missions, the public interest waned and the scientific community was lobbying for actual scientists to go up there rather than just airforce pilots. That and America was undergoing massive societal change and many in poorer communities felt money could be put to better use on Earth. The later mission pilots had to be trained by geologists to carry out experiments, some of them hated it - they were very bright flyboys in the main. Amazes me the average age of the engineers on Apollo when 11 touched down was 28! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 If you took out the Nazis it was probably nnnnn nineteen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 hours ago, kent_white said: What do you mean if? Please tell me you are on a wind up? Aye If there was any 'If' the Russians would have been all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: Aye If there was any 'If' the Russians would have been all over it Exactly. Plus our own boffins tracked it from Jodrell Bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've heard the alleged '2nd man on the moon' Neil 'Buzz' Aldred likes to get a bit handy with his fists with anyone who disputes the so-called moon landings... Well, Aldred, if you're reading, I'm calling bullshit - and if you want to pull your crazy shit with me, take a swing for me, sucker punch me then I'll take that same bejewelled fist and stick it up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 Another reason to go back again now is the discovery of water ice pockets on the moon. would be crucial to any moon base plans and further expeditions from there to Mars and beyond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTheRave Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Is the moon flat like earth is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 https://youtu.be/M019_bg4uWg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Buzz was the first human to soil himself on the moon after he admitted pissing his hyper-absorbent space-kecks not long after he started his moon walk. But I wonder if anyone on the space station has had a wank - or in fact been tasked with thus by the ground based boffins who wanted to know the effect of zero gravity on ejaculate? I can just imagine the NASA check list of events: 30/11/19 Crew details and projects for day 1: Dr Tanya Abramovic (Russia) - start investigation into the growth of nano-cluster systems in zero gravity. Prof Theydon Bois (UK) - investigate the effects of low gravity on CRISPR biogenesis. Prof. Sir Charnock Richard (UK) - synthesis in micro-gravity, a new paradigm for epidemiology. Mr Underpants (UK) - how far can I spunk myself in zero gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 If you jizzed in zero gravity - would it look more like a long string of spaghetti or one of them round water blobs that always seem to be floating around on the ISS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 "Houston - we have a bonk on." Also "bonk on" is a far too underused a word these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 minute ago, kent_white said: If you jizzed in zero gravity - would it look more like a long string of spaghetti or one of them round water blobs that always seem to be floating around on the ISS? well that's the point. It's a genuine research question; plus how do individual sperm react - do they plough on or just go round in circles or give up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 And if a bird astronaut with big tits got naked and jiggled her jubblies about. Would they just continue wobbling forever? Like a perpetual motion device? Same principle for 'the helicopter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted July 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 7 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: And? The punch is the last thing to go. If he wants to go around dishing out slaps left, right and centre then he should be prepared to take a bit back.. Why am I getting visions of the self righteous brothers? 😊.... Oi Aldrin no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 That planets series that was on bbc a few weeks ago with Brian Cox was fookin ace if you’re into that kind of stuff. That funny shaped moon jizzing ice out to refresh Saturn’s ring made me hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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