Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[MickyD]

Someone once told me a point of Guinness equals a giant sized Mars Bar in terms of calorific value. 

[Traf]

A standard mars bar has more cals than a pint of Guinness

[MickyD]

13 minutes ago, Traf said:

A standard mars bar has more cals than a pint of Guinness

Just googled

pint of Guinness - 210

Mars Bar - 230

Now the next question is; 2520 calories in a half litre of rum? Did they forget the distilling process and give you half a litre of molasses?

[ErnestTurnip]

That What Are The Odds was a decent drink, you'd probably only want 2 or 3 of them though taste wise.

Any road definitely having 7 days off from today and then take it from there, this 4 stone doesn't seem to want to just magically disappear so have to crack on.

[Escobarp]

https://shop.williamsbrosbrew.com/products/talking-head
 

had the pleasure of a few of these over the weekend. Delightful and one of my favourites from now on. 

[Zico]

36 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

https://shop.williamsbrosbrew.com/products/talking-head
 

had the pleasure of a few of these over the weekend. Delightful and one of my favourites from now on. 

Not had joker in ages but remember enjoying it

Some decent prices there too, may do an order

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Not had joker in ages but remember enjoying it

Some decent prices there too, may do an order

If you liked joker you will like the talking head. It’s delightful and due to its strength is very much one you can sup plenty of. 
 

lidl up here is full of the Williams bros stuff 

[Traf]

5 hours ago, MickyD said:

Just googled

pint of Guinness - 210

Mars Bar - 230

Now the next question is; 2520 calories in a half litre of rum? Did they forget the distilling process and give you half a litre of molasses?

2400 calories in a litre of rum = 11.42 pints of the black stuff or 10.43 Mars bars

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

2400 calories in a litre of rum = 11.42 pints of the black stuff or 10.43 Mars bars

Aldi do a lovely drop of beer with rum in it. I assume they cancel out each others calories 

[MickyD]

38 minutes ago, Traf said:

2400 calories in a litre of rum = 11.42 pints of the black stuff or 10.43 Mars bars

So Mars Bars are good for you? 🤣

[bolton_blondie]

24 minutes ago, MickyD said:

So Mars Bars are good for you? 🤣

If you eat them without chewing theirs no calories. Everyone knows that. 

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

If you eat them without chewing theirs no calories. Everyone knows that. 

You just swallow them whole?

 

[MickyD]

Videos required

[Zico]

42 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

If you eat them without chewing theirs no calories. Everyone knows that. 

I once read something like you burn more calories chewing celery than there are calories in celery

[bolton_blondie]

18 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

I once read something like you burn more calories chewing celery than there are calories in celery

You do. Same with lettuce. Shame it doesn't happen with the good stuff. 

[London Wanderer]

8 hours ago, Escobarp said:

https://shop.williamsbrosbrew.com/products/talking-head
 

had the pleasure of a few of these over the weekend. Delightful and one of my favourites from now on. 

Williams Bros are cracking brewers. Yet to find one I've disliked.

[Escobarp]

8 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Williams Bros are cracking brewers. Yet to find one I've disliked.

Yep I’ve been a big fan for a long time. But tried a few new ones at weekend

[victor meldrew]

would have been my mums 87th birthday today, first one without her.

raising a glass of champagne in her memory.

love you mum.

 

[ErnestTurnip]

Saw three new(to me at least) Brewdog ones in Morrisons yesterday, a chilli chocolate one, a milk stout, and a sour hazy ipa. Didn't appeal at all to me but might excite someone so just passing it on.

Edited October 17, 2020 by ErnestTurnip

[bolton_blondie]

£18 for 24 cans of red stripe in aldi 👍

[radcliffe white]

Rather drink my own piss 

[bolton_blondie]

17 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Rather drink my own piss 

I'd rather not

[Rudy]

3 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

£18 for 24 cans of red stripe in aldi 👍

Last time I drank red stripe the week prior I had met this bird in Manchester and got her number , she was from Oslo.

My folks had gone away so I invited her round, she brought with her  8 cans Of red stripe and a little pot of chewing tobacco. 

Had never seen a bird drink red stripe before , then I went over to Oslo to see her and a pint in a bar was about €12, or a can of red stripe €4

[Escobarp]

19 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Last time I drank red stripe the week prior I had met this bird in Manchester and got her number , she was from Oslo.

My folks had gone away so I invited her round, she brought with her  8 cans Of red stripe and a little pot of chewing tobacco. 

Had never seen a bird drink red stripe before , then I went over to Oslo to see her and a pint in a bar was about €12, or a can of red stripe €4

I met a bird from Oslo one year when was on a jaunt to Spain. Most stunning bird I’ve ever met. Couldn’t believe my luck When she was giving me the eye. Went over gave her Esco’s best patter. Few drinks and bobs your uncle. Lads I was with were envious. Time to go back to hers. Then she stood up. Was as wide from the hips down  as me and traf put together. Mahoosive. Face and top half of an angel bottom half of Susan Boyle. I had however invested in a few drinks for her so was I fuck leaving empty handed
 

Still get reminded of it til this day by the lads when were out and a wide vehicle is in the pub. 
 

 

Anyway I digress 

Edited October 17, 2020 by Escobarp

[Spider]

3 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'd rather not

Send me half a pint, I’ll warm it up in the pan to 37 degrees and everything.