Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[stevieb]

Virtual stag do tonight... 2.5 bottles of malbec and 4 punk ipa. 

 

[Rudy]

19 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Virtual stag do tonight... 2.5 bottles of malbec and 4 punk ipa. 

 

Do you get a virtual brass as well?

[Spider]

Well my flavourly has turned up.

4 of them are 2.5%ers.

I’m fuming already

[Rudy]

Just now, Spider said:

Well my flavourly has turned up.

4 of them are 2.5%ers.

I’m fuming already

Put them all in one glass 10%er

[Spider]

Just now, Rudy’s Message said:

Put them all in one glass 10%er

That’s why you get the big bucks 👍

[Steejay]

Just now, Spider said:

Well my flavourly has turned up.

4 of them are 2.5%ers.

I’m fuming already

Nice glasses though eh?

 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Steejay said:

Nice glasses though eh?

 

They are to be fair.

im going to get smashed and report back.

[Casino]

I want a 2/3s glass

But i want it for nowt

[Steejay]

6 minutes ago, Casino said:

I want a 2/3s glass

But i want it for nowt

Well just order a box load of shite beer from Flavourly and they’ll send you two lovely free glasses. 😂

[Leyther_Matt]

20 minutes ago, Casino said:

I want a 2/3s glass

But i want it for nowt

Brewdog sets come up every now and then so it’ll be for virtually nowt

[radcliffe white]

It’s time 

[ErnestTurnip]

Brief panic but the Red Cross have just dropped my emergency rations off, god bless em.

[Kane57]

My old man's pal runs Tinhead. Great place and decent sup too. 

 

[radcliffe white]

Wasn’t Tinhead a character from brookside? 

[Casino]

2 minutes ago, Kane57 said:

My old man's pal runs Tinhead. Great place and decent sup too. 

 

Did seem a nice fella

This fuck up has come at a real bad time for him, too

3.50 a pint

Which is cracking value

[Casino]

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Wasn’t Tinhead a character from brookside? 

Aye

Youngish kid

Probably 50 now 

[Rudy]

35 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Wasn’t Tinhead a character from brookside? 

He was banging that blonde piece in it

[ErnestTurnip]

Do your other halves take part in Covid pissheadery ?

My mrs is very much in and while there is a slight increase in the chance of wild sexual activity due to it I'm not sure that when we're in the same room and she insists on having shit like "Breakfast At Tiffany's" on Spotify it's really worth it.

The government has failed us a bit there, could have had a 30 song distance limit as the official advice to keep both parties safe.

[radcliffe white]

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

He was banging that blonde piece in it

Who turns out to be Jenifer Ellison 

 

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Who turns out to be Jenifer Ellison 

 

That’s the one

Filth. @Mr Grey wouldn’t touch it though coz she’s scouse

[radcliffe white]

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

That’s the one

Filth. @Mr Grey wouldn’t touch it though coz she’s scouse

He would blow his load before she took her clothes off 

[Steejay]

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

That’s the one

Filth. @Mr Grey wouldn’t touch it though coz she’s scouse

Did Traf take that photo? 

[Zico]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Well my flavourly has turned up.

4 of them are 2.5%ers.

I’m fuming already

That'll be their table beer and Simcoe ales

Wait till you order a mystery box and get 24 of the cunts

[radcliffe white]

18 minutes ago, Steejay said:

Did Traf take that photo? 

If she still looked like that I’d buy the caravan next door 

if her fellas handy il give you a bell 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

A cracking pair of norks on her