Top Gear

[Spider]

My mum never went to any games, but she rang me every Saturday without fail to ask who we were playing and she fucking hated man United.

 

[DazBob]

I reckon Vernon is a 'proper' fan, whereas Paddy has a passing interest, but always wants us to do well and more so than any other team. I've not got a problem with that.

Neither of them are as big a fan as our Amir though.

 

[Zico]

Just now, DazBob said:

I reckon Vernon is a 'proper' fan, whereas Paddy has a passing interest, but always wants us to do well and more so than any other team. I've not got a problem with that.

Neither of them are as big a fan as our Amir though.

 

Only one of them was in Plovdiv

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, QFPants said:

Always got the impression that Vernon Kay was a ‘proper’ fan, last saw him at Wycombe away last year and he probably knew as many of the side as I did that day.

Paddy totally different, either fairly clueless about BWFC or football in general. Don’t hold it against him though, don’t generally watch anything he presents but seems a decent bloke to me.

To be fair, I struggle to put a name to a player these days. It certainly isn’t like the Prem days when every player was a household name and you could probably recognise them just by their gait when running.

[gonzo]

I stood next to vernon kay at oxford away.

Tune in next week for more celebrity anecdotes.

[Traf]

3 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I stood next to vernon kay at oxford away.

Tune in next week for more celebrity anecdotes.

Can't wait for the book.

[MickyD]

I once saw Amir Kahn in a box in the West Stand. Not since we were in Premier League though. Strange that.

[Rudy]

12 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I stood next to vernon kay at oxford away.

Tune in next week for more celebrity anecdotes.

who’s gonna play you in the film?

[DazBob]

It'd have to be someone very tall.

[Escobarp]

And orange 

[Traf]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

who’s gonna play you in the film?

Kevin Bridges

[gonzo]

9 hours ago, Traf said:

Kevin Bridges

[MickyD]

13 hours ago, Rudy said:

who’s gonna play you in the film?

Times like this you wish you’d immediately typed John Merrick in answer to the question but 

1) He’s dead

2) It wouldn’t be funny half a day later.

[jeep]

20 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

Only one of them was in Plovdiv

And he paid his own way there, even though he went on the team plane....

👍

 

[radcliffe white]

Vernon Kay went ape shit in the away end at spurs one year 

Plovdiv away as I stumbled out of the lift the one and only King Khan was waiting with his old man

[athywhite1958]

Chatted to Vernon Kay in the Cap & Gown at Villa

Had my photo took with 'our Amir' in Plovdiv

[SatanGreavsie]

2 hours ago, athywhite1958 said:

Chatted to Vernon Kay in the Cap & Gown at Villa

 

So did I.

Err, that's it really, nothing more to add 🙂

[athywhite1958]

He was a proper scruffy twat that day too with ripped jeans on, the good thing was the bar girls were queuing to serve him which meant we were ok for getting served too

[Zico]

VK would not be famous if it wasn't for the fact he made friends with Sasa Curcic one night in Ritzys

FACT

[Rudy]

Wanderer or not he’s still punching above with his Mrs 

[Escobarp]

I’m not a big fan of his missus. She’s alright but nowt special 

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’m not a big fan of his missus. She’s alright but nowt special 

Yeah but he looks a Dado rail with eyes

[Escobarp]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Yeah but he looks a Dado rail with eyes

Correct he’s done well. The fact some off here are married to women is equally remarkable though 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Correct he’s done well. The fact some off here are married to women is equally remarkable though 

You ain’t seen their women yet

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

You ain’t seen their women yet

They haven't seen him neither...