Not in Crawley Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, boltondiver said: Lefties don’t do fighting Dunno, the Russians were quite good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted January 30, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 14 minutes ago, kent_white said: Don't be surprised if the people you sometimes disagree with on here aren't amazing in real life. Everyone I've ever met off here has been a gem in real life. Aye. Garrp and I used to fight like cat and dog on here. We then met and next thing you know we're spooning in bed together whilst Tomski is watching Babestation in the living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Trawling posts on here and linking it to real life is a bit fierce but fair enough. I don’t give it out on here as I wouldn’t in real life as I’m the opposite of Johnny Concrete. Some of the arguments on here are a good read but some are really dull and shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 i have had a look on the new introductions page and this Johnny Concrete hasnt had the decency to introduce himself WTF ..savage , no decorum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, DazBob said: Aye. Garrp and I used to fight like cat and dog on here. We then met and next thing you know we're spooning in bed together whilst Tomski is watching Babestation in the living room. The same Garrp who hasn't been seen since Sober Dan gave him a shoeing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted January 30, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: The same Garrp who hasn't been seen since Sober Dan gave him a shoeing? Yep. I think Sober Dan took exception to something he said to him on here. Saw him in "real life" and gave him a good pasting. Garrp's not been seen on here since, which is a shame ... and further proof that we should stick to arguing on here but spooning in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Spider Posted January 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2021 I’m not going to jail because I ended up turning one of you lot to a fine paste outside subway. My only defence in court would be that it’s unfair of God to give one human such extraordinary power. I’d need a very understanding judge. No. You’re all safe. I’ll let you all do your own pavement dancing and hair pulling without me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 53 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Dunno, the Russians were quite good at it. They weren't that good. They only won when they switched sides. Any cunt can pick a short odds favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Thought something was going on shit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 I smoke too much Mary Jane to fight with anyone except @Not in Crawley‘S cat, that little cunt is having it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: I smoke too much Mary Jane to fight with anyone except @Not in Crawley‘S cat, that little cunt is having it i very much doubt that would be fighting ,be an argument about a knitting competition on the south bank, I realliy do not understand why the public do not support us never mind , our 165 million pound grant from the BBC make it worth while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted January 30, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Rudy said: I smoke too much Mary Jane to fight with anyone except @Not in Crawley‘S cat, that little cunt is having it His cat would have you on toast, you big mammary gland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, DazBob said: His cat would have you on toast, you big mammary gland. I’ll bbq his cat then I’m coming for you gay boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’ll bbq his cat then I’m coming for you gay boy Nah, you would be busy having sloppy seconds with Rita Ora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 30, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2021 Aren’t we all guilty of typing on here as we’d speak in a tap room. Things in the pub are said, heard, responded to then something else gets said, heard, responded to. It’s how group conversation works. On here, however, things get typed and then someone who wasn’t even around during that conversation can read it any time in the future and respond. Also, the lack of inflection in writing makes it difficult to tell the difference between, “Fuck off Dazbob, you cunt!” And, “Fuck off Dazbob, you cunt!” You see, I typed the one of them with a jolly grin on my face and the other I really pressed hard on my keyboard and went, “Grr!” as I typed. But which one’s which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted January 30, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 17 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’ll bbq his cat then I’m coming for you gay boy Bring Rita or do one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, DazBob said: Bring Rita or do one. Not bringing our Rita around you Johnny Concretes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted January 30, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, MickyD said: Aren’t we all guilty of typing on here as we’d speak in a tap room. Things in the pub are said, heard, responded to then something else gets said, heard, responded to. It’s how group conversation works. On here, however, things get typed and then someone who wasn’t even around during that conversation can read it any time in the future and respond. Also, the lack of inflection in writing makes it difficult to tell the difference between, “Fuck off Dazbob, you cunt!” And, “Fuck off Dazbob, you cunt!” You see, I typed the one of them with a jolly grin on my face and the other I really pressed hard on my keyboard and went, “Grr!” as I typed. But which one’s which? Exactly mate. It's all too easy to think that someone is putting words in your mouth or making an assumption. The way one reads something isn't necessarily the way someone intended for it to be read. That's why everything should be taken with a pinch of salt and not taken so personally. If/when posters meet one another in the flesh then make the judgments then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, DazBob said: Exactly mate. It's all too easy to think that someone is putting words in your mouth or making an assumption. The way one reads something isn't necessarily the way someone intended for it to be read. That's why everything should be taken with a pinch of salt and not taken so personally. If/when posters meet one another in the flesh then make the judgments then. When I meet @bolton_blondie we’re gonna have it out, tops off fight club stylee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: When I meet @bolton_blondie we’re gonna have it out, tops off fight club stylee First rule of fight club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: First rule of fight club... tits out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Members Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: tits out? No. Don't forget the baby oil. Duh 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 16 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: No. Don't forget the baby oil. Duh 🙄 I think Ten Men retired in the late 90s, perhaps he could be a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 30, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2021 Dazs first post is spot on In fact the internet is great cos its a battle of intellect rather than who is rock hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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