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Yorkshire Walks


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2 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Got it on series link but not watched it yet

Spent my childhood being dragged up and down the dales as my Dad married a Yorkie lass

I’ll give Yarkshire two things. Great scenery and ace pubs. Combine the two and it’s a great day out 

Very high up in the league for producing murderers too mate. Don't forget that.

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5 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Very high up in the league for producing murderers too mate. Don't forget that.

And moaning twats. Also pretty much every Yorky I meet takes great pride in telling me they tell people how it is which translates to ‘I’m actually quite rude’ haha

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1 hour ago, Mannyroader said:

Yorkshire have good chippies; it's the beef dripping don't you know? Now if they sold puddings ....

There are some pitfalls. When I worked in Huddersfield, they called barm cakes 'tea cakes'.

"No thanks luv, I'm not eating bloody currants with my fish and chips".

Blank expression.

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2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just watched tonight's on the green button.

Although I don't remember that much, I did this exact walk a good few years ago.

Good thing is, you can do a circular walk from the same place alongside the river. It's less strenuous/shorter if that's what's required.

It was some view from Simon's seat. 

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2 minutes ago, L/H White said:

yorkshire walks, how tory can you get jesus

Don't worry, you commies have options too.

Why not try the Greater Manchester Dystopian Ramble?

Start your day at Farnworth Market. Stroll amongst the stalls offering cut price Crocs, Fruit n Veg grown on an allotment in Kearsley, or nylon clothing sold by the kilo.

After that, catch a bus down to Little Hulton, where you can shuffle around the sprawling estates, treading in dog dirt and rummaging through burnt out skips for socialist treasures.

Finish your walk by getting another bus into Walkden. Rest up on a metal bench and take in the local sights of spice addicts sliding down the windows of pound shops; Fat, teenage mothers of 4 arguing with each other about which delightful partner had the best tasting jizz, or just amble into a nearby alley and lie face down in a puddle hoping you die before the binmen take you away.

 

There's something for everyone in Boris's Britain.

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