Boobs. How big is too big?

[kent_white]

And does such a thing even exist. 

I think they're absolutely smashing. My only caveat is that they should stick out more than a woman's belly should. 

If it's the other way around then I can't abide it. 

I also don't mind them when they've got veins on. 

Any advance on this? 

[peelyfeet]

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

And does such a thing even exist. 

I think they're absolutely smashing. My only caveat is that they should stick out more than a woman's belly should. 

If it's the other way around then I can't abide it. 

I also don't mind them when they've got veins on. 

Any advance on this? 

Not really into the fucking mahoosive plastic ones or the ones that look like droopy's ears or ones with weird nips. Hairy ones are definitely not on the menu. 

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

9 hours ago, kent_white said:

And does such a thing even exist. 

I think they're absolutely smashing. My only caveat is that they should stick out more than a woman's belly should. 

If it's the other way around then I can't abide it. 

I also don't mind them when they've got veins on. 

Any advance on this? 

This with absolute bells on.

I'd also add the over sized droopy gourds, fuelled with adipose and scarred by stretch marks, resting upon processed food engorged belly tyres, are also repulsive. Even if they do manage a slight degree of protrusion beyond the Pirelli vertical.

[tomski]

I like the good ones. The bad ones less so.  Always been a fan of big but as I get older I’m respecting small has some game too. No contest though.

[DazBob]

Size comes secondary to shape.

Obviously bigger ones with a good shape are better than smaller ones with a good shape though.

[L/H White]

Not a big tit man personally 

Prefer arse and the inner thigh

[bolty58]

30 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Not a big tit man personally 

Prefer arse and the inner thigh

Your love of rainbow armbands and laces is starting to make sense now.

[gonzo]

They are the greatest gift to mankind.

 

 

[Sweep]

Surely, if ever a thread needed to apply the "rules" it would/should be this one

[Sweep]

4 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They are the greatest gift to mankind.

 

 

Even better than that tap in Blackpool? 

[bolty58]

13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They are the greatest gift to mankind.

 

 

Great but surely not better than the honey pot?

[bolton in bedford]

We need battlenips back so we can discuss what is good and what is even better about them.

[gonzo]

58 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Even better than that tap in Blackpool? 

That tap wasn't a gift to mankind. 

It created mankind.

Legend has it that a homoerectus fitted that tap straight after the ice age to supply mankind with fresh unsalted water direct from glaciers formed by in the frozen abyss of 64 million years ago.

There's actual mammoths footprints nearby suggesting it was used as a watering hole for the woolly beasts.

[Dr Faustus]

position of nipple should never be underestimated. you could have perfect busters, but if the pink points south its a no-go... should be up and proud; like a spaniel sniffing a breeze

[little whitt]

Im not a TIT Man 

 i love a Nice Arse 

And a CUNT LUMP 

[Dimron]

I like those pointy ones you see under sweaters worn by GPO telephonists in the 1960s...

Susan from Darcy Lever had some of the best but that was 1968 and the first I had a proper go on 😝

[Dimron]

1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said:

position of nipple should never be underestimated. you could have perfect busters, but if the pink points south its a no-go... should be up and proud; like a spaniel sniffing a breeze

Scammel wheel nuts or nothing

Edited July 2, 2025 by Dimron

[Tonge moor green jacket]

[Zico]

Round

[little whitt]

Athletic

[FrancisFogarty]

Not a picture to be seen. (not counting that diagram).

Very poor.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Lauren Sanchez (Bazos).

Revealing top:

Identify the type.

[Zico]

Teardrop 

[kent_white]

50 minutes ago, Zico said:

Teardrop 

Is the correct answer!

[Dr Faustus]

6 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Uno! 😂

Whilst we’re on it, I don’t mind a mossy cleft

Anything more is a mouthful