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If You Were Asked To Appear On Room 101


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A TV show here in the mother country, where a "celebrity" guest is invited to dump all the things they dislike into the imaginary room 101, if the offending item is deemed deplorable enough by the host/audience - a lever is pulled,and and effigy of the item is fooked off down a chute and into "room 101" never to be seen again - if the item is decided by the host/audience not to be contemptable enough to put in room 101,then it stays.The show is hosted by Nick Hancock, in an atmoshere of witty banter and much merriment. :yahoo:

 

B Bogs - TV critic

 

 

 

But i would imagine you'd guessed all this anyway Bolty :rofl:

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My immediate reaction would be "What the fook is room 101?"

Room 101 is a programme here on BBC2 in which irritating "celebrities" talk about things they would like to rid the world of. If they argue their case well enough then the offending "article" is consigned to Room 101.

 

Room 101 actually comes from the George Orwell book called 1984. It's a place of torture in the basement of the "love ministry" and it houses each individulas worst possible nightmare. In the book the "hero" Winston Smith is eventually sent there for having "free thoughts" and his own nightmare is to have his face eaten off by starving rats - I'll not tell you anymore in case you decide to read the book, as it would spoil the end. Considering the book was written nearly 60 years ago, it's actually quite bizarre how he predicted that everything we do, see and pretty much think will be dictated by the government and media.............

 

Anyway, I only read it about 6 months ago, and it gets the CWP thumbs up for "good books to read on a plane" :good:

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