Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2010 Sam blames his sacking on Clattenburg not giving them a poultry after Zat Knight's handball You don't quite get this pun-fest thing do you Diddles. It isn't enough to just insert a chicken related word into the sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Pollo Maldini is another likely candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2010 You don't quite get this pun-fest thing do you Diddles. It isn't enough to just insert a chicken related word into the sentence. coffee all over my keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Sam also said after being sacked he had to go for a lay down with his chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Nope, still not quite there, Didle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Cluck sake, never any good at these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 He he he!!! Garrp, you are funny lad ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Glenn Cockerill is to join the coaching staff, when he gets back from Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Seeing as Sam is a wanker he has got loads of time to pullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Aye, he'll be cooped up at home, crying fowl play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Apparently things went wonky from an early stage. Venky 1 'Mr Sam, you play no good football, we are wanting sexy sexy time football. Think big Mr Sam, like the nice man down the road at the Veebok.' BSA 'Well its like this lad, they had a proper porksword in charge before I came here and it were proper hamfisted mess. I'm trying to make a silk purse from a sows ear, we play it hard and direct but aye lad, we don't use the wings much.' Venky 2 'Ohhhhhhh goodness gracious Mr Sam, you do not use the vings? Terribly terrible. At Venky's we use everyting, vings, head, brain, asshole. We are velly dissaunhappy.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Apparently things went wonky from an early stage. Venky 1 'Mr Sam, you play no good football, we are wanting sexy sexy time football. Think big Mr Sam, like the nice man down the road at the Veebok.' BSA 'Well its like this lad, they had a proper porksword in charge before I came here and it were proper hamfisted mess. I'm trying to make a silk purse from a sows ear, we play it hard and direct but aye lad, we don't use the wings much.' Venky 2 'Ohhhhhhh goodness gracious Mr Sam, you do not use the vings? Terribly terrible. At Venky's we use everyting, vings, head, brain, asshole. We are velly dissaunhappy.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2010 BSA a heavyweight in size just a bantam weight in stature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2010 I've just had a thought. When I worked in Saudi Arabia, the Indian catering staff/cleaners etc. were commonly referred to as "Jinglies" because when they spoke, they wobbled their heads from side-to-side as if they had a little bell inside their skull. Anyway, I'm sure this was going somewhere when I started typing it, but I've forgotten what I was going to say. Probably a good thing really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 wont be suprised if bsa decided to "chuck "it all in cause if he trys to get another job he'll be well down the "pecking" order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Eggsactly, and that's no yoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Eggsactly, and that's no yoke. Any idea who's looking after the chicken coup now the big red roster as departed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Just wondering, did they wring his neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2010 He will be plucked from the manager wilderness his chicken stock isn't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Nt Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Blackburns new manager will be Holloway. ITK. 25/1 today. Odds will start to fall in the coming days. Stick something on while you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juewanderer Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 It WON'T be Megson more here BLACKBURN owners Venky's fired a vicious parting shot at dumped Sam Allardyce. They told him: You are not good enough for us! The Indian poultry firm made the shock decision to axe Big Sam on Monday, despite a highly respectable two-year spell in charge. HITWOMAN ... Mrs Anuradha Desai Former Bolton chief Allardyce admitted he was not really given any reasons for his dismissal, and was left bitterly disappointed and scratching his head. But Venky's chairwoman Mrs Anuradha Desai last night told Allardyce his style of football was not what they want at Ewood Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 15, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2010 Is someone pointing a laser pen at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Ring Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 What have Sam Allardyce and Ashley Peacock (Corrie) got in common? Neither will be going to the Rovers Christmas do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankietheman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Is someone pointing a laser pen at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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