This Weather.....

[Marc505]

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

They should and then fill it with carbon monoxide. If it kills everyone, do it in Liverpool too.

Shittest Truman Show ever

[L/H White]

That Hurricane in America is only 5mph away from being a cat 5 hurricane. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

23 minutes ago, L/H White said:

That Hurricane in America is only 5mph away from being a cat 5 hurricane. 

Aye. Mass evacuation ordered after it twatted Cuba and robbed the place of all power.

 

[Traf]

59 minutes ago, L/H White said:

That Hurricane in America is only 5mph away from being a cat 5 hurricane. 

And the thick fat fucks still build their houses out of wood.

[little whitt]

Son in Law is in Orlando 

flights been Canceled Friday 

now coming back Monday 

[Traf]

5 hours ago, little whitt said:

Son in Law is in Orlando 

flights been Canceled Friday 

now coming back Monday 

If he gets a hang glider, he can make his own way home tomorrow

[gonzo]

Cat 1 now.

I've had stronger tea. Soft yanks.

[Spider]

There was a shark swimming down a Main Street after the storm surge reached 4 metres.

Which is nice.

[green genie]

5 hours ago, Spider said:

There was a shark swimming down a Main Street after the storm surge reached 4 metres.

Which is nice.

Sharkicane doesn't quite have same ring

[Tonge moor green jacket]

5 hours ago, Spider said:

There was a shark swimming down a Main Street after the storm surge reached 4 metres.

Which is nice.

Makes a change from sharks swimming around Wall Street. 

[Not in Crawley]

Soooo cold but I refuse to pout the heating on until the 1st Oct!

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Cold my arse. Just a bit fresh.

Warmer down south too than here.

Burner will go on for a couple of hours to air the house and cook a lovely piece of brisket.

Central heating not needed at all.

[Spider]

Its wet, not cold.

Fannies.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Be very fucking cold if nukes start flying.

[mickbrown]

47 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Cold my arse. Just a bit fresh.

Warmer down south too than here.

Burner will go on for a couple of hours to air the house and cook a lovely piece of brisket.

Central heating not needed at all.

You cook on a wood burner?

You a caveman?

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

You cook on a wood burner?

You a caveman?

You've asked me this very thing before. Old age setting in?

[mickbrown]

43 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You've asked me this very thing before. Old age setting in?

😃 So I did.

Must be

[little whitt]

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Be very fucking cold if nukes start flying.

Be warm at First 

[stevieb]

Heating on... 

For no other reason than its been set at 17 degrees and the Mrs has pissed about cleaning today with all windows and doors open and it's triggered the thermostat. 

12 hours short of her 'waiting until October' goal.... 

 

[Casino]

Its fucking grim out there

Got more than a bit moist with the hound then totally drenched freeing up the bottoms of 3 downspouts

So, end of october, three and a half hour flight, anywhere i can go budget airline where it should be sunny

Southern spain about it?

[athywhite1958]

26 minutes ago, Casino said:

Its fucking grim out there

Got more than a bit moist with the hound then totally drenched freeing up the bottoms of 3 downspouts

So, end of october, three and a half hour flight, anywhere i can go budget airline where it should be sunny

Southern spain about it?

Traf tours will sort you out

[Casino]

12 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

Traf tours will sort you out

Just need a location

Thinking seville

[athywhite1958]

We're considering Egypt or Tenerife for November

[Casino]

End of november is wales

Its only for 3 or 4 nights so not going so far

[gonzo]

Glorious sunshine here now.

Put some down this afto mind. Biblical.