COYW Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 I want it to be great. It looks great. But will those old Lucas staples of a shit script and wooden acting ruin it? Quote
Spider Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 I want it to be great. It looks great. But will those old Lucas staples of a shit script and wooden acting ruin it? Lucas isn't involved That's why I'm confident Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) HELLO, GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME! Edited April 16, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote
COYW Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 Don't think Alan Whicker had anything to do with it. Quote
green genie Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 I want it to be great. It looks great. But will those old Lucas staples of a shit script and wooden acting ruin it? If the detail and care shown in the trailers of the X wing and Falcon sequences are carried on through all action sequences rather than crap CGI of Ep 1-3 and 4-6 "Digital Remasters" my 8 yr old may enjoy same buzz as I did in '77. It's a kids film but in '77 it was a fecking great one. (still preferred CEOTTK) Quote
jturner Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Star Wars is the blockbuster film which the new cinema in Bolton town centre will be opening with in December.Happy days Quote
jules_darby Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Looks absolutely brilliant The usual haters will be along soon to tell us how shit and childish it is zzzzzzzzzzzz Quote
COYW Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 I've never watched any of the later Star Wars films, so for me this is episode four. Quote
Naytch Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 This looks surprisingly good. Nice to see Han Solo and Chewy are in it, and it was great to hear that music again at the start of the trailer. However, considering how awful episodes 1-3 were, I'm not going to have high expectations so hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Will Chewbacca have a penis and bollocks in this one? These are the questions that need asking... Quote
Sweep Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Will Chewbacca have a penis and bollocks in this one? These are the questions that need asking... He does have in Star Whores (Sith On My Face) Quote
no balls Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 I've never watched any of the later Star Wars films, so for me this is episode four. I have seen them but will blot them out. It's 4 for me too Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 He does have in Star Whores (Sith On My Face) I just did an image check to verify this (search term - "star whores sith on my face chewbacca") and it came up with this in the results... They could do a Darth's fist for the gay Star Wars-ers (i.e. all of them) - he gets it chopped off at some point doesn't he, I've never really watched them? Quote
Ani Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Ryan, FFS, now the Liverpool horse shit has passed the amusement phase for you I supposed you had to find something else. What next? Anti Fascist League? Have a plus one NIC. Absolutely spot on. BGOEFC is obviously a connoisseur of the finer things in life but we knew that from his appreciation of stocking and suspenders Jules - I don't mind the escapism of Star Wars at all. Does not, in any way, shape or form deserve to even be in the same sentence as a work of classic literary genius like Tolkiens The Lord Of The Rings. Star Wars is kindergarten stuff by comparison (and I stress that I don't mind it at all). For some reason the term 'Casting pearls before swine' comes to mind. Bolty I agree with you (for once). The sad fact is most people know LOTR as film rather than a book. Quote
Zico Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 looks fookin good it's things like a crashed imperial star destroyer collecting sand that do it for me, looks mint and not a jar jar binks in site Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Well, the wonders of the internet never cease, of course there's a porn Chewbacca, with a suspiciously caucasian and human-looking penis... Here's an edited tame version I specially and quickly knocked up for this site, the Star of David censored patch is of no cultural or religious significance by the way... A full plethora of uncensored pics can be viewed by a Goggle image search with the terms "porn version star wars chewbacca" - they are, of course, not very safe for work, unless you work with a load of other Star Wars geek wankers... Edited April 17, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote
L/H White Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 I didn't think a thread could get worse than the rugby one, but it has zzzzzzzzzzz Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 I've just re-read the bit about Chewbacca having a whitey's cock, it sounds sickening but it isn't meant to be, I just think the penis is ill-matched to him, I wouldn't intentionally foist human racial stereotyping on fictional alien beings, I'm not George Lucas... Quote
Underpants Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 The first prequel was so unbelievably shite I didn't bother with the next two. This on the other hand looks like it could be ok. I'm more looking forward to the next Bond film, which is out at roughly the same time. Quote
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