Space Dudes

[Cheese]

Bet it fucking stinks of B.O and farts in that control room.

[Rudy]

Some clever bastards in that room 

[Cheese]

Excellent stuff.

[Rudy]

I can’t even begin to try to comprehend the level of intellect, planning and execution to get that done. 

[Gonk]

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I can’t even begin to try to comprehend the level of intellect, planning and execution to get that done. 

It's rocket science

[Rudy]

5 minutes ago, Gonk said:

It's rocket science

I wouldn’t go that far 

[Rudy]

 

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, Rudy said:

 

I bet the 'flat earthers' are creaming their kecks

[gonzo]

Watched it with my rather excited 7 year old.

Fabulous stuff.

Hope the guy driving it has got plenty of ale in and a few boxsets to tuck in to. Looks boring as hell on there.

[Rudy]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

I bet the 'flat earthers' are creaming their kecks

They will be busy ripping down 5G towers 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Watched it with my rather excited 7 year old.

Fabulous stuff.

Hope the guy driving it has got plenty of ale in and a few boxsets to tuck in to. Looks boring as hell on there.

Has your lad seen The Martian?

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Looking forward to seeing some video. The helicopter is intriguing- how long before its doing McDelivery?

[gonzo]

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Has your lad seen The Martian?

Ooo no never thought of that one.

Weve been doing a film every sunday pretty much about the end of the world or universe recently. Independence day, MIB, day after tomorrow, twister etc. Nice family viewing haha

Will stick that on the list 👍👍

[Spider]

Spreading Covid on Mars.

Humans are cunts

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Spreading Covid on Mars.

Humans are cunts

Maybe it came from Mars?

[green genie]

21 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Maybe it came from Mars?

What are the chances?

[Cheese]

13 minutes ago, green genie said:

What are the chances?

1,000,000/1

[Traf]

15 minutes ago, Cheese said:

1,000,000/1

very good.

[stevieb]

That was like watching snooker but the camera on the commentary box. Utterly shite.

First photo looked like it was shot on a Sony cybershot circa 2004. 

 

[Cheese]

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

That was like watching snooker but the camera on the commentary box. Utterly shite.

First photo looked like it was shot on a Sony cybershot circa 2004. 

That photo was taken by it's terrain sensor. Basically its parking camera. Much better photos and video are being downloaded across the vacuum of Space as we speak. You bloody phillistine.

[Rudy]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Ooo no never thought of that one.

Weve been doing a film every sunday pretty much about the end of the world or universe recently. Independence day, MIB, day after tomorrow, twister etc. Nice family viewing haha

Will stick that on the list 👍👍

One of my favourites 

[green genie]

3 hours ago, Cheese said:

1,000,000/1

Lineker esque tap in

[stevieb]

8 hours ago, Cheese said:

You bloody phillistine.

At least I didn't say "imagine if there's dinosaurs" like my Mrs did.

I know it was the terrain camera. It was just a bit dull to watch the landing. 

[Spider]

You do realise it’s a huge cover up and that there are already several hundred humans there colonising the planet?

Our ecological timebomb is at 11.59pm and they are laying the groundwork for a privileged few to go and live there.

[Youri McAnespie]

9 hours ago, stevieb said:

That was like watching snooker but the camera on the commentary box. Utterly shite.

First photo looked like it was shot on a Sony cybershot circa 2004. 

 

The 2006 K800i 'Cybershot' had an excellent camera - got some brilliant pictures using it.

The little joystick was a thing of beauty too before touchscreens.

Pity they're now utter shite (Sony Phones).

Stuck with them far too long out of misguided brand 'loyalty'.

Back to topic, of course the quality is crap - it's like that Bigfoot video, all grainy and shaky on purpose to avoid scrutiny.

Only difference is there's a remote 10,000/1 shot Sasquatch, and/or his Asiatic cousin, Yeti, are real.

'Mars' landings? Nah, a Mars crashing perhaps, wherein anything sent would smash into a million pieces and each of those pieces into a million pieces.

Atmosphere is too thin for any controlled descent.

The good news is that history's 2nd Greatest monster, Elan Musk (1st Greatest - Geoff Bezos) will meet a grisly fate upon arrival when he finally spunks the last of his ill-gotten gains playing Buzz Lightyear.

Edited February 19, 2021 by Youri McAnespie