Moderators Zico Posted December 6, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh aye http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html Or a blow job off the mum Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh aye http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html Or a blow job off the mum Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas 5 kids she prob did them both Just for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Oh aye http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/thieves-steal-family-s-presents-from-under-christmas-tree/story-29949836-detail/story.html What's more unbelievable is the fact people beleive them, or they just doing it for the pr http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/mother-of-family-who-had-christmas-gifts-stolen-reduced-to-tears-as-store-replaces-them/story-29958217-detail/story.html Or a blow job off the mum Remember one in bolton a few years back where she'd got the kids a wii, x box and playstation for christmas Hard to sympathise when the doors weren't locked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments I'm trying to wean myself off YSC, I end up spending ages reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Hard to sympathise when the doors weren't locked Well it was in Truro! Not even that for me, why were they wrapped and under a tree in November! As fishy as the harbour . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Well it was in Truro! Not even that for me, why were they wrapped and under a tree in November! As fishy as the harbour . . . Hadn't spotted the date! Fishier than a Grimsby Dockside whore's snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 With her having those young kids the presents shouldn't be under the tree in the first place because as we all know santa delivers them on Christmas eve So for that reason I don't believe a word of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I had a look at that Facebook page, I bet a pound to the penny the ghastly lot doing the sneering are without class themselves, I'll bet the blokes wear those disgusting electric blue suits with brown shoes, I'll bet the slatterns have tellies in their boudoirs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 6, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 6, 2016 You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments marvellous http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/EDF-ruined-Christmas-say-family-break-in.html#ixzz4RmT0papY "A policewoman asked me to put a value on the presents but I can't" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I'd get Columbo's ghost on the case, he could wrap various weighted boxes in Christmas paper then get the dibble to return them as recovered from a burglar's lair, if they claim them back they're bang to rights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 marvellous http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3994794/EDF-ruined-Christmas-say-family-break-in.html#ixzz4RmT0papY "A policewoman asked me to put a value on the presents but I can't" pay your bills then buy your laptops etc Slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 6, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 6, 2016 former partner or current but tell benefits you live alone let the wways jury decide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 6, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2016 On the christmas theme Friend of mine at a primary school tells me the kids were asked to brinng a bottle in for the tombola at the christmas fair. One brought a bottle of bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 6, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2016 On the christmas theme Friend of mine at a primary school tells me the kids were asked to brinng a bottle in for the tombola at the christmas fair. One brought a bottle of bleach. They do that at the school my youngest attends for a wine wheel at the Christmas fair. The missus won on it last week and the bag contained a bottle of red, rose and white. Fair enough, only the bottle of white contains something that is no longer wine, it is the colour of piss. Some skank actually got their kid to take that in, it would have been better to just not bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 6, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2016 They do that at the school my youngest attends for a wine wheel at the Christmas fair. The missus won on it last week and the bag contained a bottle of red, rose and white. Fair enough, only the bottle of white contains something that is no longer wine, it is the colour of piss. Some skank actually got their kid to take that in, it would have been better to just not bother. Lad's primary school used to ask for donations for the tombola. There'd be bottles of wine, all sorts donated. When I thought about it the money made on selling tickets was far less than the value of the goods. They would have made more if all donors had given a quid or two and those donating bottles would have been less out of pocket too! Less fun I suppose though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 You're so council on faceache had loads of these with some great comments just reading them now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Haha greggnant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 19, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-christmas-fury-7-year-9475718 Nice try love Now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-christmas-fury-7-year-9475718 Nice try love Now fuck off Make sure you pull a really sad face Joshua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Make sure you pull a really sad face Joshua. 10 out of 10 for the sad face. Played a blinder there. Just man up and tell him superstore santa is more than likely a nonce. #toughlove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 20, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 20, 2016 10 out of 10 for the sad face. Played a blinder there. Just man up and tell him superstore santa is more than likely a nonce. #toughlove I'm going dad is a Polish builder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'd kick her back doors off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Is it just me or does that lad have a very slapable face? His mother possibly a very slappable arse? n.b. I *seldomly slap young boys . . . and you know who you are, you cheeky little monkeys As an aside, an interesting English word fact: *As already pointed out, the word "seldom" is mainly an adverb, even though it can be used as an adjective in some cases. And although "seldom" may be seldom in every day language, "seldomly" occurs even more seldom. This stands in contrast to the word "often", which in relation to "seldom" is used very often** **I checked as I wasn't sure if seldom or seldomly was the correct usage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 22, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2016 woples is seldom upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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