Alf Hartigan Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Anyone that eats an English breakfast for their tea is a massive skunk puss I've read some shite on here over the years but that takes the biscuit. Shouldn't be called English breakfast anyway, just a 'fry up' Quote
Whites man Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Baaa. I'll stop when you stop making plank statements. Well you may have a long wait then my friend. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Skink pussy here then, I loves a bit of breakfast at tea time. I'll do an egg and chips, wouldn't go the full English though for tea. Or rather, I'll have a Spanish omelette and frites. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Well you may have a long wait then my friend. Fair enough. Quote
Whites man Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Shouldn't be called English breakfast anyway, just a 'fry up' They call it a "full Irish" in some places in Ireland. I imagine Bolty really fancying one but not being able to order it in case he became Catholic or something. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Full Scottish, full Welsh all the same. That's the one thing I'll say, it's a full English. We don't go around claiming Haggis or Leeks. Quote
Alf Hartigan Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) I'm going to have a 'full British' before I set off for Shropshire in the morning Edited March 24, 2017 by Alf Hartigan Quote
MickyD Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 A full Irish would surely have soda bread And black pudding and white pudding. Quote
deane koontz Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Does the full Scottish include Scotch eggs? Quote
stevieb Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 The Scottish one has a square sausage patty (spam?) Probably some buckfast too. Jazza care to confirm? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 The full Welsh I had had Welsh sausages and lava bread, the Scottish - Haggis and square sausage. Quote
gonzo Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 I've read some shite on here over the years but that takes the biscuit. Shouldn't be called English breakfast anyway, just a 'fry up' You're a skunk pussy Alfred. A really massive one. Quote
bgoefc Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 A full english is english! Scots eat porridge, welsh eat leeks and orish potatoes. enough said! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 After the Watford letdown and the corrupt cunt at Portman Road the nervous energy on the day of the PNE playoff final was too much. This wasn't helped by my bellend mate announcing he'd forgot our tickets just entering Cheshire on the rattler. We jumped off at the next station leaving our other mates nursing a four pack between em and set about arranging a taxi to pick up and deliver the tickets to us, a tenner on top of the fare if he didn't spare the horses...A crate of Bavaria was sourced from somewhere and we got stuck in during the squeaky bum wait for the taxi to pitch up, he arrived just as the last viable train was pulling into the station and we got back on track just as the doors shut to leave. Thank fuck we won comfortably, my nerves were shot and the relief when the third went in,like a weight lifted from the heart...Dunno why but I left right at the whistle - went in an almost deserted pub for a Guinness and a moment of contemplation - really felt we were back and it was meant to be. Even with that optimism I didn't dream of what was to come in the next ten years...Couldn't even seem to get pissed though so left my mates to it quite early, pulled a bit of a cunt's trick and waltzed to the front of the queue at the station saying to the guards who challenged me "I'm only goin to Newport bach, yakky da" in a shit Welsh accent. Justice was served as it was standing room only, made trip back booze-less and sat on the floor amidst a load of pissed off Nob Enders who were having their noses rubbed in it by some unsporting Whites Seems like an age ago... Quote
bolty58 Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) They call it a "full Irish" in some places in Ireland. I imagine Bolty really fancying one but not being able to order it in case he became Catholic or something. ???????? my Irish stepmother, Mary would probably get a giggle out of this one. No soda bread on hers mind. Bacon, eggs, toast and HP sauce. Edited March 24, 2017 by bolty58 Quote
RoadRunnerFan Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 Eggs Benedict McCarthy Kingsley Black Pudding Matty Fryupp Quote
Salford Trotter Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 There is no finer meal on planet earth than a well cooked Sunday roast.Give that man a medal...nowt better imho Quote
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