Site Supporter MickyD Posted August 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted August 31, 2020 Following on from Boogs’ Aldi escapade outside Aldi..fromBoogs Quote Bit off topic here but you raise a good point. Was driving past Aldi, next to Amir's gym, last year and the security guard was scuffling with some smack head that had been on the rob, he was a fair unit and looked to be getting the better of the security guard. I pulled over and pushed the fucker off him and generally helped him see him off down the road. Turned around and the glass front of Aldi was just full of spectators, most of which had their phones out. Half expected to be on faceache later in the day but thankfully doesn't appear to be the case. What the fuck is wrong with folk these days? If I was in the shit like that I would hope someone would help me, which is why I did it. I once did similar. We’d gone shopping in Bury in the covered shopping area. Wife had nipped into a shop and I’d stayed outside with my lad (in his pushchair). As the mall drops down towards Bury’s World Famous Market, I could see a security guard chasing a scrote and shouting at people to stop him. All the way up folk were allowing him a free passage, moving out of the way. I made sure the brakes were n the pushchair, turned back to the miscreant and barged the fucker into a jewellery shop window. Security guy turned up and explained that he’d stolen an old woman’s handbag. Wife came out of shop in time for the aftermath of security guy and general public congratulating me on getting involved. Wife wasn’t happy that I left baby alone whilst being a super-hero. In fact, it still comes up in conversation when we’re discussing any and (usually all) of my parental and spouse weak-points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroySwoosh Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Just did a massive shit, I'm talking gold medal quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 I've just dropped theldest off at uni and only perved on her housemate for a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Not quoted an M people song😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 31, 2020 Members Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said: I've just dropped theldest off at uni and only perved on her housemate for a bit I’m annoyed that I even have to ask but HBAHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: I’m annoyed that I even have to ask but HBAHT Theldest or her mate? Her mate was more than ample, reckon she'll have a bad back before the menopause Theldest hasn't been as blessed as her mum (36DD) Edited August 31, 2020 by Dr Faustus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 31, 2020 Members Share Posted August 31, 2020 Good man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 Turned a snail back over the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 I fed a struggling bee some sugary water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 They put my favourite ale back on Saturday , have been trying to drink the barrel since would be rude not to apparently almost succeeded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 31, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Turned a snail back over the right way. 59 minutes ago, Traf said: I fed a struggling bee some sugary water. Pruned my neighbour's tree. In the process rescued a lady bird larva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Traf said: I fed a struggling bee some sugary water. one of the lads does that at work when we get them, it works too. Hes a right Grizzly Adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 1, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: one of the lads does that at work when we get them, it works too. Hes a right Grizzly Adams Have a watch of Jimmy's bee series on channel 4. Talking about this amongst other things 1st episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 1, 2020 Members Share Posted September 1, 2020 I was proud when I got out of bed this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) Saved a spider from the Mrs hoovering on Saturday. She's bought a new Shark hoover, was hoovering up the world. "Look at all the dust I've collected, just from our bedroom". She was about to use the pipe extension on a large spider, I swooped in, using a letter from the Nationwide as a spider scoop. Saved the little chap from vacuum oblivion, released him onto the decking. One life saved. Good fucking hoover though, its got headlights on it like a DAF truck. Edited September 1, 2020 by peelyfeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 1, 2020 Author Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 I must admit, when mowing the local bowling green, worms, slugs and snails and any other little things get put into the hedgerow at the drag-brushing stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 1, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 Spiders can fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 1, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, Spider said: Spiders can fuck off I saw one earlier, it was redish/ginger in colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 1, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I saw one earlier, it was redish/ginger in colour. They can fuck off the furthest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 1, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2020 31 minutes ago, Spider said: They can fuck off the furthest Spiderist. Impressive creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Bit behind here but climbed Cat Bells the other day Two arthritic big toes, a prolapsed L5-S1 disc and 23 weeks of boredom-induced Malbec that piled on nearly two stone Did it in 2.5 hours. The fucking bastard bitch gym bunny selfish arsehole Mrs Manc only let me have 1 minute breathers. I’ve been clinically dead for the last two days. I’m proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 2, 2020 Members Share Posted September 2, 2020 16 hours ago, Spider said: Spider can fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Bit behind here but climbed Cat Bells the other day Two arthritic big toes, a prolapsed L5-S1 disc and 23 weeks of boredom-induced Malbec that piled on nearly two stone Did it in 2.5 hours. The fucking bastard bitch gym bunny selfish arsehole Mrs Manc only let me have 1 minute breathers. I’ve been clinically dead for the last two days. I’m proud Did Cat Bells a couple of years ago, the rewards at the top of there are especially good but yeah, it is a bit relentless going up. I was quite glad that day that my hound cant be trusted anywhere near sheep so had to keep her on the lead so she helped drag me up , haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just made an apple and blackberry crumble with fruit picked whilst walking the hound. If I don't post ever again, it means I've died of food poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: Just made an apple and blackberry crumble with fruit picked whilst walking the hound. If I don't post ever again, it means I've died of food poisoning Did you soak them first to remove the little maggots? Got a few to soak myself and also make a crumble after my tea. Bit daft really as I've got tens of kilos of frozen berries in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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