Shit films that you love

[Cheese]

Bubba Ho-Tep. I highly recommend you watch it at least once. It's fucking mental.

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Bubba Ho-Tep is a 2002 American comedy horror film written, co-produced and directed by Don Coscarelli. It stars Bruce Campbell as Elvis Presley—now a resident in a nursing home. The film also stars Ossie Davis as Jack, a black man who claims to be John F. Kennedy, explaining that he was patched up after the assassination, dyed black, and abandoned.

 

Edited September 1, 2021 by Cheese

[Spider]

Stop watching Rocky films you quivering homosexuals.

[Cheese]

11 minutes ago, Spider said:

Stop watching Rocky films you quivering homosexuals.

Same goes for Top Gun and all that sort of shit - James Bond included. Fucking wank, for brain-dead wankers.

[Marc505]

18 hours ago, kent_white said:

Have you ever watched the backwards book keeper scene backwards? It's on YouTube. I never realised they had proper dialogue and were just trying to make it sound Swedish by running it backwards 🤣

 

That is brilliant it must have taken absolutely ages that 🤣

[Zico]

20 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

That is brilliant it must have taken absolutely ages that 🤣

I've never seen Top Secret but just watch that clip both forwards and backwards so now I'm going to watch Top Secret as I was highly amused

[Rudy]

The Rocky Films 1-4 are brilliant. 

Don’t get the hate, probably brings back painful memories for all these nerds who got beat up everyday for wearing hi-tecs and carrying a briefcase at school and couldn’t knock out a wank never mind someone else.

Queers. 

[Zico]

 

 

[Casino]

That was on in the early hours on some backwater channel couple of weeks back

[ErnestTurnip]

Has anyone admitted to Crocodile Dundee being their go to shit film yet ?

[Marc505]

1 hour ago, Zico said:

I've never seen Top Secret but just watch that clip both forwards and backwards so now I'm going to watch Top Secret as I was highly amused

Keep a count of how many times you think "they'd never be allowed to say that now!" 😀

[Youri McAnespie]

Queers?

I have actually used "And you better take that bad look off your face before I knock it off" in real life.

You (Spider) probably likes Dirty Dancing, and weep at the end of Ghost.

You've watched Titanic 34 times.

And your current favourite is The Greatest Showman with Hugh Jackmon.

[stevieb]

31 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

"Double Jeopardy"  Ashley Judd, absolute shit classic 👌

River wild with meryl streep and Kevin bacon! 

Dunno why but I never seem to switch it over when it's on. 

[stevieb]

Just now, Mr Grey said:

You can't beat a bit of Bacon 👍

Unless he's noncing in sleepers 

Or noncing on an EE advert. 

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Unless he's noncing in sleepers 

Or noncing on an EE advert. 

Right cunt in sleepers

[deane koontz]

He was noncing in The Woodsman too

[Youri McAnespie]

Wasn't he a nonce in 'Mystic River'?

And 'Footloose'?

And 'JFK'?

 

[Youri McAnespie]

And 'The River Wild'?

And that one about ghosts..?

Well the ghost of a murdered girl he nonced on.

And 'Murder in the First' as an inmate of Alcatraz, done for noncing.

And 'Hollowman' were he was an invisible nonce.

And Flatliners - where he killed folk then molested them, a necro-nonce.

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

8 hours ago, Cheese said:

Olivia Luton-John?

That's the girl!! 😂

[Youri McAnespie]

When they make 'Savile' or 'Glitter' then Bacon should be a shoe-in.

[kent_white]

15 hours ago, Zico said:

I've never seen Top Secret but just watch that clip both forwards and backwards so now I'm going to watch Top Secret as I was highly amused

Make sure you give it 15 minutes - for some reason it gets off to a slowish start. After that it's genius! 

[Farnywhite]

On 01/09/2021 at 16:52, Zico said:

 

 

It’s available on the horror channel on catch up 

[Burndens Bogs]

Airplane

Rocky

Grease

Dirty Dancing

all a bit shit, but love them all & i’m not even in the slightest light on my feet

[stevieb]

42 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Airplane

Rocky

Grease

Dirty Dancing

all a bit shit, but love them all & i’m not even in the slightest light on my feet

Airplane is not a bit shit. It's fucking amazing. 

[Burndens Bogs]

30 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Airplane is not a bit shit. It's fucking amazing. 

Last time i watched it, i didn’t think it had aged that well, but when i first saw it  back in 1981 or whatever, i thought it was just absolute pure genius, so i watched it another 3 or 4 times in quick succession and each time i spotted stuff that i hadn’t even noticed before.

Around the same time (or shortly after) i used to watch a TV series called Police Squad which was also piss funny and in a similar vein to Airplane, it possibly had the same writers.

 

 

Edited September 4, 2021 by Burndens Bogs

[Zico]

24 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Airplane is not a bit shit. It's fucking amazing. 

Aye, everything in that film is deliberate 

It's not trying to be something its not 

I avoided Rocky for years, but when i eventually watched it was surprisingly good 

Face Off 

Now there's a shit film that's good