The Masters

[Spider]

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

There's one - on the outskirts (a mosque).

There's hundreds if you count all the registered houses.

[Youri McAnespie]

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

There's hundreds if you count all the registered houses.

Oh, I forgot about all the domestic places of 'worship' that swerve Council Tax. 🙄

[Youri McAnespie]

Anyway, I get it some people want to live (and do more - such as commit incest) in places amongst their own; Royston Vasey, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Little Lever, Breightmet, Horwich etc.

Edited April 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[Sweep]

25 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Oh, I forgot about all the domestic places of 'worship' that swerve Council Tax. 🙄

believe it or not, I was speaking to somebody the other week, who trotted that line out, he was most put out when I told him it was utter bollocks, and there aren't "loads of gaffs" doing this, apparently I was the one in the wrong, as it's common knowledge 🙄

[Youri McAnespie]

7 minutes ago, Sweep said:

believe it or not, I was speaking to somebody the other week, who trotted that line out, he was most put out when I told him it was utter bollocks, and there aren't "loads of gaffs" doing this, apparently I was the one in the wrong, as it's common knowledge 🙄

It is common knowledge - amongst idiots who mash their clumsy paws to post on social media. I know it's bollocks as I applied to have my house exempt, in a Joey Boswell style, claiming it was a Satanic Palo Mayombe Worship temple and they told me to fuck off.

[Spider]

I've registered my place in Horwich as a place of pagan worship.

I proved my viking roots and now, instead of paying council tax, I just have to sacrifice a peasant up at the Pike every time there's a full moon.

There's no shortage of victims to be found down in the grimier BL postcodes. There's hundreds of them just sat on benches, their tongues wedged in the necks of 3Litre bottles of Frosty Jack, desperately trying to lick every last drop of ethanol from the rim.

Their blood is kept and used as accelerant for our wood burners. It's 90% cheap alcohol so works a treat.

[Rudy]

I registered my gaff as a place of worship for the Rastafari movement : Jah the hiii power: road to Zion

Apparently Weed emitting from a window and my grandma once being a lover of Haile Selassie doesn’t qualify me.

Fuckin bullshit

[Spider]

If Sungjae Im doesn’t win, there’s always the day job

 

[stevieb]

On 08/04/2022 at 14:21, Spider said:

I've registered my place in Horwich as a place of pagan worship.

I proved my viking roots and now, instead of paying council tax, I just have to sacrifice a peasant up at the Pike every time there's a full moon.

There's no shortage of victims to be found down in the grimier BL postcodes. There's hundreds of them just sat on benches, their tongues wedged in the necks of 3Litre bottles of Frosty Jack, desperately trying to lick every last drop of ethanol from the rim.

Their blood is kept and used as accelerant for our wood burners. It's 90% cheap alcohol so works a treat.

 

On 08/04/2022 at 14:31, Rudy said:

I registered my gaff as a place of worship for the Rastafari movement : Jah the hiii power: road to Zion

Apparently Weed emitting from a window and my grandma once being a lover of Haile Selassie doesn’t qualify me.

Fuckin bullshit

 

On 08/04/2022 at 13:38, Youri McAnespie said:

It is common knowledge - amongst idiots who mash their clumsy paws to post on social media. I know it's bollocks as I applied to have my house exempt, in a Joey Boswell style, claiming it was a Satanic Palo Mayombe Worship temple and they told me to fuck off.

It seems no one in BL6 pays council tax. 

Council tax is for dope shooters!

[FrancisFogarty]

I registered my body (which may or may not be in BL3) as a religious site. Chapel of Rest.

They told me to fuck off.

[Blondi]

Just started watching the final round, Tiger looks a bit fooked, looked like he was limping before. Anyway, Cameron Smith wins and I win some ££.

[FrancisFogarty]

That Cameron Smith could have got a mention in that shit  'tache thread, going off the picture on BBC Sport website.

[MancWanderer]

31 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said:

That Cameron Smith could have got a mention in that shit  'tache thread, going off the picture on BBC Sport website.

Definitely favvers a Langmore from Ozark

[desperado]

Great round from Rory

[freds dad]

Fantastic bunker shot form Rory

[L/H White]

My god. Wank me off Rory daddy

[Spider]

Fuckin shite end to the tournament when some cunt who looks 20 years older than he is just pisses it.

That silly bogan cunt Smith could have made this decent, but played like a turd on 12.

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Didn't see any of it this year.

Well done to Rory for showing that he's not necessarily way behind the top players now.

The rest has been of no real interest.

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

Rory in ripping the course a new one once he's played his way out of the tournament shocker..... 

[Blondi]

Normally I'd stay up and watch the final day until the end, I fooked off to bed about 10.30, what a snooze fest.

Edited April 11, 2022 by Blondi

[fatty]

21 hours ago, Spider said:

some cunt who looks 20 years older than he is just pisses it.

 

😂😂😂

[stevieb]

3 hours ago, Blondi said:

Normally I'd stay up and watch the final day until the end, I fooked off to bed about 10.30, what a snooze fest.

I only switched it on at half 10 on the last night. 

Saw some highlights the night before. 

Must admit as a twice a year golf fan if some 45 year old looking world number one is going to win it every year it can get into the bin for me. 

I want some piss can old timer to come out of nowhere and win it... Youri.. Dig out your clubs pal. Its either you or Tiger. 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

2 hours ago, stevieb said:

I only switched it on at half 10 on the last night. 

Saw some highlights the night before. 

Must admit as a twice a year golf fan if some 45 year old looking world number one is going to win it every year it can get into the bin for me. 

I want some piss can old timer to come out of nowhere and win it... Youri.. Dig out your clubs pal. Its either you or Tiger. 

 

I'm 45 in May, I bet I look fitter and as young as you. No kids nor nagging spouse and I like my job, y'see.

I gave my clubs to The Bolton Hospice shop, along with the bag and about 50 unused balls - as they fenced off Mount field and I was getting too old to trespass on the golf course.