Site Supporter Spider Posted April 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: There's one - on the outskirts (a mosque). There's hundreds if you count all the registered houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Spider said: There's hundreds if you count all the registered houses. Oh, I forgot about all the domestic places of 'worship' that swerve Council Tax. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 (edited) Anyway, I get it some people want to live (and do more - such as commit incest) in places amongst their own; Royston Vasey, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Little Lever, Breightmet, Horwich etc. Edited April 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 25 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Oh, I forgot about all the domestic places of 'worship' that swerve Council Tax. 🙄 believe it or not, I was speaking to somebody the other week, who trotted that line out, he was most put out when I told him it was utter bollocks, and there aren't "loads of gaffs" doing this, apparently I was the one in the wrong, as it's common knowledge 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Sweep said: believe it or not, I was speaking to somebody the other week, who trotted that line out, he was most put out when I told him it was utter bollocks, and there aren't "loads of gaffs" doing this, apparently I was the one in the wrong, as it's common knowledge 🙄 It is common knowledge - amongst idiots who mash their clumsy paws to post on social media. I know it's bollocks as I applied to have my house exempt, in a Joey Boswell style, claiming it was a Satanic Palo Mayombe Worship temple and they told me to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2022 I've registered my place in Horwich as a place of pagan worship. I proved my viking roots and now, instead of paying council tax, I just have to sacrifice a peasant up at the Pike every time there's a full moon. There's no shortage of victims to be found down in the grimier BL postcodes. There's hundreds of them just sat on benches, their tongues wedged in the necks of 3Litre bottles of Frosty Jack, desperately trying to lick every last drop of ethanol from the rim. Their blood is kept and used as accelerant for our wood burners. It's 90% cheap alcohol so works a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 8, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 8, 2022 I registered my gaff as a place of worship for the Rastafari movement : Jah the hiii power: road to Zion Apparently Weed emitting from a window and my grandma once being a lover of Haile Selassie doesn’t qualify me. Fuckin bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2022 If Sungjae Im doesn’t win, there’s always the day job  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 On 08/04/2022 at 14:21, Spider said: I've registered my place in Horwich as a place of pagan worship. I proved my viking roots and now, instead of paying council tax, I just have to sacrifice a peasant up at the Pike every time there's a full moon. There's no shortage of victims to be found down in the grimier BL postcodes. There's hundreds of them just sat on benches, their tongues wedged in the necks of 3Litre bottles of Frosty Jack, desperately trying to lick every last drop of ethanol from the rim. Their blood is kept and used as accelerant for our wood burners. It's 90% cheap alcohol so works a treat.  On 08/04/2022 at 14:31, Rudy said: I registered my gaff as a place of worship for the Rastafari movement : Jah the hiii power: road to Zion Apparently Weed emitting from a window and my grandma once being a lover of Haile Selassie doesn’t qualify me. Fuckin bullshit  On 08/04/2022 at 13:38, Youri McAnespie said: It is common knowledge - amongst idiots who mash their clumsy paws to post on social media. I know it's bollocks as I applied to have my house exempt, in a Joey Boswell style, claiming it was a Satanic Palo Mayombe Worship temple and they told me to fuck off. It seems no one in BL6 pays council tax. Council tax is for dope shooters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 I registered my body (which may or may not be in BL3) as a religious site. Chapel of Rest. They told me to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Just started watching the final round, Tiger looks a bit fooked, looked like he was limping before. Anyway, Cameron Smith wins and I win some ££. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 That Cameron Smith could have got a mention in that shit 'tache thread, going off the picture on BBC Sport website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 31 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: That Cameron Smith could have got a mention in that shit 'tache thread, going off the picture on BBC Sport website. Definitely favvers a Langmore from Ozark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter desperado Posted April 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 Great round from Rory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Fantastic bunker shot form Rory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 My god. Wank me off Rory daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 Fuckin shite end to the tournament when some cunt who looks 20 years older than he is just pisses it. That silly bogan cunt Smith could have made this decent, but played like a turd on 12. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 11, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2022 Didn't see any of it this year. Well done to Rory for showing that he's not necessarily way behind the top players now. The rest has been of no real interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 11, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2022 Rory in ripping the course a new one once he's played his way out of the tournament shocker..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) Normally I'd stay up and watch the final day until the end, I fooked off to bed about 10.30, what a snooze fest. Edited April 11, 2022 by Blondi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 21 hours ago, Spider said: some cunt who looks 20 years older than he is just pisses it.  😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Blondi said: Normally I'd stay up and watch the final day until the end, I fooked off to bed about 10.30, what a snooze fest. I only switched it on at half 10 on the last night. Saw some highlights the night before. Must admit as a twice a year golf fan if some 45 year old looking world number one is going to win it every year it can get into the bin for me. I want some piss can old timer to come out of nowhere and win it... Youri.. Dig out your clubs pal. Its either you or Tiger.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 2 hours ago, stevieb said: I only switched it on at half 10 on the last night. Saw some highlights the night before. Must admit as a twice a year golf fan if some 45 year old looking world number one is going to win it every year it can get into the bin for me. I want some piss can old timer to come out of nowhere and win it... Youri.. Dig out your clubs pal. Its either you or Tiger.  I'm 45 in May, I bet I look fitter and as young as you. No kids nor nagging spouse and I like my job, y'see. I gave my clubs to The Bolton Hospice shop, along with the bag and about 50 unused balls - as they fenced off Mount field and I was getting too old to trespass on the golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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