gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Probs best delete that in a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, gonzo said: I hope that plate’s warm because it’ll make his helmet cold otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 Viewer discretion advised. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 10 hours ago, barryk32 said: The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world. Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house. Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom. He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. Do you watch him shit often like?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted July 17, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 11 hours ago, Marc505 said: Sometimes yes although the bed of bog roll I put in there first to prevent splashback is usually enough to mummify the beastly effluent until it's time to leave. Bangers n mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Toilets are designed wrong imo. Should be a sqaure box, save skids and collateral damage. Little hole, plop in to a sqaure box with no ledges. Flush, bosh job done. No shitty brushes or pebbledash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 It seems politicians are very keen to show off their working class credentials so I’ll join in. Up to the age of 11, I lived in a two up two down terraced with an outside loo. We then moved into a council house with an inside loo. It took me a while to get used to having a crap INSIDE a house. Just didn’t seem right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 17, 2022 Moderators Share Posted July 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, gonzo said: Toilets are designed wrong imo. Should be a sqaure box, save skids and collateral damage. Little hole, plop in to a sqaure box with no ledges. Flush, bosh job done. No shitty brushes or pebbledash. Aye the amount of messy non solid ones i have that land then don't slide down is ridiculous This is where my contempt for white bristled bog brushes stems from Tempted to hire a cleaner just to sort my messes so I don't have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted July 17, 2022 Members Share Posted July 17, 2022 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Fucks sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Fucks sake I know Hes not even tied some of the condoms up. Just left them open. Shocking really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted July 17, 2022 Members Share Posted July 17, 2022 9 minutes ago, Spider said: I know Hes not even tied some of the condoms up. Just left them open. Shocking really. I dread to think what's on @gonzophone. Kinda wanna see also though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: I dread to think what's on @gonzophone. Kinda wanna see also though. let's just say that the offerings on here are very tame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) Edit: Quotes came to the wrong thread. Edited February 3, 2023 by Jol_BWFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 3, 2023 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Plot twist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Do you realise how disappointing it is when a thread such as this is resurrected after six months and it was accidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea looks the Same coming out as going in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, little whitt said: I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea looks the Same coming out as going in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2023 9 hours ago, little whitt said: I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea looks the Same coming out as going in Get some onions, french mustard and some cream to knock up a sauce Cracking meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobbypond Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Recipes and dark web turd platters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted February 4, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2023 The job's not finished until the paperwork's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 On 03/02/2023 at 21:53, Casino said: Get some onions, french mustard and some cream to knock up a sauce Cracking meal Black pudding salad is also a treat - like you say French mustard dressing, loads of peppery rocket. Lovely. We also add oranges, which shouldn't work but do. Oh and walnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 6, 2023 Author Site Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2023 44 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Black pudding salad is also a treat - like you say French mustard dressing, loads of peppery rocket. Lovely. We also add oranges, which shouldn't work but do. Oh and walnuts. I’ve just become fully erect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ve just become fully erect You quoted the wrong post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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