Dan.m Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just incase you needed any https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxdbVUKMgxZX58ZPIS_LAI1y-5lwBB66V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Alt shift reverts text to lower case if you have accidentally left caps lock on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 One part Vimto to three parts White Ace popped briefly in an ice cream maker makes ideal 'slush puppies' to becalm hyperactive toddlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Life hacks are shit, like that one about sharpening a disposable razor on a pair of jeans, WTF ? i'm not stranded on a desert island, there's a tesco 200 yards down the road. Drinking your own piss reduces the need to buy expensive bottled water, just make sure there's a hospital nearby when you develop uraemia and your health insurance is current. Cutting your eyes out reduces daily calorie intake requirments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted August 21, 2016 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 I should have explained. This is the bloke who filmed himself outside Gigg Lane (then removed it after threats) explaining life hacks about subjects such as "sex" and "how not to cum quickly" Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I don't think i have the heart to press play on any of those haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) Life hacks are shit, like that one about sharpening a disposable razor on a pair of jeans, WTF ? i'm not stranded on a desert island, there's a tesco 200 yards down the road. Edited August 21, 2016 by Big City Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 "life hacks" are another one of those modern things that the world wouldn't know we are missing if it suddenly disappeared, much like "social media commentator" "reality television star" and "you tube blogger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 David Brent in cinemas now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 "life hacks" are another one of those modern things that the world wouldn't know we are missing if it suddenly disappeared, much like "social media commentator" "reality television star" and "you tube blogger". Also - blogs....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Never need to buy celery again, by placing the stump in water until it sprouts then planting in a pot of moist soil - hey presto, new celery stalks* One in the eye for greedy capitalist celery merchants... *eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Never buy milk again, by helping yourself to milk off other doorsteps... This may necessitate a longish walk each morning (to find new opportunities and limit suspicion). If nobody gets milk delivered near you, pinch it from the nearest shop or supermarket instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 21, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 21, 2016 Also - blogs....... I was in Manc on Friday and it was going mental, someone "famous" was doing a meet on Piccadilly, fucking hundreds of people going mental. Turns out they were a Youtube vlogge!?! I managed to tell some woman I'd never heard of them, and it turns out it was his mum. So I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Dan TDM... my 9 year olds idol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted August 22, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 22, 2016 Just incase you needed any https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxdbVUKMgxZX58ZPIS_LAI1y-5lwBB66V he's good that casino isn't he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted August 22, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2016 Dan TDM... my 9 year olds idol... Minecraft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 22, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2016 DanTDM That's the new world, ladies and gents. A 20 year old pimple with a voice that could drive Ghandi to a spree of murdering. Kids - and I mean ALL of them - love watching this bedroom-bound greaseball playing minecraft (and presumably other games, I don't care) on their iPads. This basically means that the next generation have reached such dizzying levels of laziness that they can't even be arsed to play their own video games, preferring instead to gawp at DanTwatVoice as he fingers his joystick. I don't like it because A) I don't understand it I don't get to do it and 3) I never thought of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 gawp at DanTwatVoice as he fingers his joystick. That's chatroulette you're thinking of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydan Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Pat and Jen is worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 22, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 22, 2016 Some twat called Swampy in my houshold, thin ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydan Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 That'll be Stampy Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) There are hundreds of the fuckers....., my 12 year old daughter doesnt watch tv, she is constantly watching zoella making cakes or putting make up on, or some couple called Saccone Jolys get their kids ready for a day out......and these get hits in the tens of millions. I try to be as modern as i can, but it just baffles me, folk putting the minutiae of their lives on line and kids are hooked on it. Edited August 22, 2016 by Con Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoopJohnnyJohn Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 There are hundreds of the fuckers....., my 12 year old daughter doesnt watch tv, she is constantly watching zoella making cakes or putting make up on, or some couple called Saccone Jolys get their kids ready for a day out......and these get hits in the tens of millions. I try to be as modern as i can, but it just baffles me, folk putting the minutiae of their lives on line and kids are hooked on it. These people make six figure salaries off of this kind of stuff. I don't understand it, but you have to respect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just incase you needed any David Brent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 David Brent 8 videos, 22 views. Most were from him checking they had uploaded properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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