Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 Don’t, please! Have you ever thought of auditioning for Jackass TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, little whitt said: it was up there with the pain i felt when i tride to put a SPARKLER out in my MOUTH twice cause it didn't go out first time nor the Second that Fucking Hurt Too let me tell you Did you grow up in a circus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 (edited) Super glued my thumb onto a plastic trim when working aloft in the rain. I was well stuck and had to use my Stanley knife to slice the skin off. There's a bit of me up on that roof 🙂 Edited May 10, 2021 by Dimron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 35 minutes ago, little whitt said: it was up there with the pain i felt when i tride to put a SPARKLER out in my MOUTH twice cause it didn't go out first time nor the Second that Fucking Hurt Too let me tell you Did you never have Nelephant come into school before bommy night to tell you never to touch the hot end of sparklers and to put your rockets in a quality street tin?! 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 I've always fancied having a go at doing a filling, you can buy all the kit on the internet. Trouble is I'll get carried away and drill on until I come out of the top of the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 So anyway talking about medical stuff, had a fella 'accidentally' fall onto a large item and tore his anus that bad it was stitched back together. Referal came through and not one of us believed the dirty bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: So anyway talking about medical stuff, had a fella 'accidentally' fall onto a large item and tore his anus that bad it was stitched back together. Referal came through and not one of us believed the dirty bugger. Had you met @little whittbefore that point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 10, 2021 Members Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Had you met @little whittbefore that point? Sure his is stretched enough from GERMANY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Dug in under a tooth and popped an abscess with the pin bit of a name badge. Ended up infected obviously but stopped the pain. Had a nightmare of an ingrowing hair on the top of my leg, swelled up like a fucker. Sliced the lump with a Stanley knife so all puss could ooze out then had to burrow in for the offending hair with some tweezers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, MickyD said: A whole new subject Things you've said to a professional which was funny as fuck in your head... While seeing medical staff for a pre- operation chat prior to my vasectomy they asked if i wanted a general. Quick as a flash I replied I'd rather have a surgeon. Tumbleweed Broke and dislocated a finger , the nurse putting in a splint told me it would be out of shape a little when set but fully useable asked her “ will I be able to play the piano when this splint comes off ? “ Oh yes she said , no problem I replied, that’s funny, I can’t now ... I thought I was funny as fuck, she smiled a little but mainly gave me a “ shut the fuck up nob head” sort of look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Dimron said: I've always fancied having a go at doing a filling, you can buy all the kit on the internet. Trouble is I'll get carried away and drill on until I come out of the top of the head i have a filling i need doing where do i get such a kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Just now, little whitt said: i have a filling i need doing where do i get such a kit To get one at dentist costs about 11 quid up here cant cost much down there surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: To get one at dentist costs about 11 quid up here cant cost much down there surely? its finding one that lets you in i had the filling in GERMANY the cunt come out somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Dimron said: I've always fancied having a go at doing a filling, you can buy all the kit on the internet. Trouble is I'll get carried away and drill on until I come out of the top of the head 5 minutes ago, little whitt said: i have a filling i need doing where do i get such a kit Dimron, here’s your chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, little whitt said: its finding one that lets you in i had the filling in GERMANY the cunt come out somewhere Be plenty taking patients on surely. Just google it. Fuck doing it yourself you madman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshape Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Got a mate to try to remove a wart on my elbow in primary school by hitting a sharpened pencil into it with a book. Ended up running out of the classroom crying my eyes out and you can still see a bit of snapped off lead under the skin years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, gonzo said: Dug in under a tooth and popped an abscess with the pin bit of a name badge. Ended up infected obviously but stopped the pain. Had a nightmare of an ingrowing hair on the top of my leg, swelled up like a fucker. Sliced the lump with a Stanley knife so all puss could ooze out then had to burrow in for the offending hair with some tweezers. Had an ingrowing hair on my Adam's apple - thought I was a gonner. It was huge. I'm writing my will and trying to make amends. It popped in shock. What a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: Dimron, here’s your chance 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Dug in under a tooth and popped an abscess with the pin bit of a name badge. Ended up infected obviously but stopped the pain. As long as Gonzo can be my dental nurse... sounds like a team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2021 I’d honestly pay £24.95 to watch Whitt do his own dentistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, little whitt said: i have a filling i need doing where do i get such a kit Buy some lignocaine to knock out the nerve, drill out the crumbly bits with a dremil and re-point with some two pack Jobs a good un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Dimron said: Buy some lignocaine to knock out the nerve, drill out the crumbly bits with a dremil and re-point with some two pack Jobs a good un its just a big hole just needs filling with something Decorators Caulk might do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 hours ago, little whitt said: its just a big hole just needs filling with something Decorators Caulk might do it that should be more than adequate for the job, but I think using a bit of "no nails" would be better, as it's a lot stronger, and will dry quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Not amateur surgery but an amateur surgeon. I had been really ill for a few days in Iraq with a sore arse (ended up being a perianal abscess). Got flown to the main hospital in Baghdad, lads all around me with war wounds and I had a sore arse 🤦♂️ Anyway at this stage I’m going in and out of consciousness, the Drs had no idea what was wrong with me so decided to take my appendix out, just Incase it was that. Which it wasn’t, and which then became infected. It’s was another 24hrs before they found the abscess. They’re not much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 3 hours ago, little whitt said: its just a big hole just needs filling with something Decorators Caulk might do it https://dentdirect.com/product/nexcomp/?attribute_pa_colour-shades=a3-5&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI08jG3KbB8AIVSNTtCh0kfQkbEAQYAyABEgJTLPD_BwE Worth a try, failing that try Isopon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Escobarp said: Be plenty taking patients on surely. Just google it. Fuck doing it yourself you madman Place I went to yesterday are taking folk on. And they're all treating patients now. Would be more fun reading of his exploits though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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