no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Everybody, lighten up, and do the "Jocky Wilson" move! Step up to the oche, throw your imaginary arrers, whilst sticking your tongue out, like you are giving it 100% of your undivided attention! You say that like you've had sexual intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Any man insisting on using the rear entrance shouldn't be surprised if the said slag gives him some of his own medicine so to speak. If a girl is receptive to that kind of intrusion, does it make her a slag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. I dunno, there's some cracking Fred West and Jo Fritz jokes knocking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 If a girl is receptive to that kind of intrusion, does it make her a slag? I was using the sort of street language LW seems to think of ladies as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 You say that like you've had sexual intercourse. Only with Darts players! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted June 9, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. Diddles, Diddles, Diddles. I'm not being funny but didn't you on another forum discuss an ex girlfriend? If I remember rightly wasn't she under age? If I'm wrong I apologise, if I'm not you have some front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted June 9, 2011 I've got 2 songs in my head at this point, Bud Will Tear You Apart Again and Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Bud Will Tear You Apart Again Is that the cover by the Budhole Surfers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 fuckin hell these last 4 pages aint half made me fucking laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I think I'm having a rectal prolapse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'm a bit worried about having my Gary intruded just incase her finger comes out covered in cake, passion killer if you ask me. After reading through this thread though I've decided to let the next wench probe it with her finger it if she likes, nothing ventured nothing gained I suppose :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 9, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. No surprise given the circumstances of your first experience! All I am going to say is, a broad mind can bestow great pleasure; that applies to everyday life to be honest, not just sexual devience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie? If it's a post op tranny then it is a totally sick thing to do, but if you are that way inclined live and let live. If he/she hasn't had the chop yet then it is being bummed by a man... gay as gay could be, no matter how much they look like a tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 What if she is pre op but does you with a strap on . Where do we stand on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 presumably satan has tried it with a bottle of chili sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted June 9, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2011 Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but.. my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! i am with Dids on this one, any man who enjoys anal play is a gayer. I have never hit a woman in my life but I've never been closer than that. I threw the fat bitch out there and then... stark naked and no money for a taxi (I did throw her some clothes out.) It was fuckin rape!! BANG OUT OF ORDER!! everyone to their own though maybe, or maybe she was just to lazy to go downstairs and get the opener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 maybe, or maybe she was just to lazy to go downstairs and get the opener :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. BUD THE KING OF BEERS AND ARSEHOLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted June 10, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) This is probably the most productive thing I've ever done on a computer: Edited June 10, 2011 by Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter North Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You can just imagine Sid Waddell saying "The atmosphere here is tense at the World Rimming Championships"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie? I've just fired off my Thai Bride, I got well pissed off with her leaving the toilet seat up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I've just fired off my Thai Bride, I got well pissed off with her leaving the toilet seat up I went for a Thai massge last night - the masseur was fit and all I kept thinking was "don't get a hard on.......don't get a hard on" but she did Coats on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 If a ladyboy puts his/her cock up your arse is that classed as gay? And diddle, you're walking on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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