dave2980 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 SMSTS? I'll have a vowel please, Rachel. Site managers safety training scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Site managers safety training scheme In that case SMSTS? I'll have a trowel please, Rachel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Site managers safety training scheme Sadly, I knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 I've got poorly kidneys. I've got the shits. I've got depression. When is hale and pace on? I need to wank in a bowl of coco pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I need to wank in a bowl of coco pops. Your own bowl of coco pops, or somebody else's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I hope coco pops aren't part of the continental breakfast offered up at your pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 And whilst wanking into said coco pops, I hope that you're upside down, otherwise it's just the act of a deviant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 Your own bowl of coco pops, or somebody else's? Both. I am upside down with my nostrils stuffed full of coco pops and some milk all over my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Both. I am upside down with my nostrils stuffed full of coco pops and some milk all over my face. semi or full fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 30, 2014 Author Share Posted November 30, 2014 semi or full fat? Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 SMSTS? I'll have a vowel please, Rachel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 4, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted January 4, 2015 Not yet in, but later it will kick in after 2 weeks off, getting up at 5:30 again will be a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Not yet in, but later it will kick in after 2 weeks off, getting up at 5:30 again will be a treat Same here, alarm already set for 05:15 in the morning. Grimness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Aye First Sunday blues in ages Booooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Lazy Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'm in. Already dreading the impossible task of getting to sleep tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'm in. Already dreading the impossible task of getting to sleep tonight. Night Nurse, I'm already wanked out, If I attempt another wank, it could prove lethal, so to the chemist for a bottle of greem smack.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Night Nurse, I'm already wanked out, If I attempt another wank, it could prove lethal, so to the chemist for a bottle of greem smack.... I'll be popping a couple of diazepam I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 4, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'm just crushing up a pestle full of codeine To add to the general feeling of utter bollocks, my lad has a temperature of 40 degrees, I've got the shits from an needlessly hot curry last night and Mrs Spider is Up On Blocks. I need a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'm actually looking forward to getting back into a proper routine. I'm even going to try and get a swim in en route home tomorrow. I'm sure I wouldn't have got flu had I been working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I don't feel too bad yet. Popped into the office yesterday for an hour and cleared my emails so I know what I'm coming in to, hopefully sleep easy tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Just done two hours to try and get ready. Made worse by the £25 lottery win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 4, 2015 Moderators Share Posted January 4, 2015 i've just had a lightbulb moment i need the money work brings if i didnt have a decent job id have every right to be miserable so, ffs, get on with it i may feel differently at 6.30 in the morning but its time to realise it could be loads worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalfordOriginal Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 i've just had a lightbulb moment Electricity finally made its way to Bury? Running water next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 My advise to anyone on here who genuinely is dreading going back as they hate their job; do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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