Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 23, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Been to the US a few times and without exception the people on passport control are the most robotic, miserable personality-free zones you'll ever encounter. Spot on. Only ever been there for work reasons, and always into Chicago O'Hare. Spoken to like a piece of shit every single time. (Off topic, but I was sat behind Amir Khan on one occasion about 10 years ago. Didn't even realise until the end of the flight when a stewardess came over and said something to him, and he gave her a load of signed photo's for a group who'd recognised him. Him and his mates got special treatment and were ushered through a side door rather than having to queue up at Arrivals. Had a quick chat with him about Wanderers as we were stood at the luggage carousel. One of the nicest lads you could wish to meet.) Edited December 23, 2015 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Booo! Cheese is obviously Amir Khan. Not having it a local lad is successful AND down to earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 24, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2015 Booo! Cheese is obviously Amir Khan. Not having it a local lad is successful AND down to earth. This was about 10 years ago. Might have been 2007 actually, but I'd have to check my old expense reports. He might be an UTTER CUNT now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Been to the US a few times and without exception the people on passport control are the most robotic, miserable personality-free zones you'll ever encounter. Keeping gingers out of the country is serious work, no room for frivolity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 24, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted December 24, 2015 Keeping gingers out of the country is serious work, no room for frivolity. Flaxen-haired Anglo Saxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've found them a mixed bag to be fair First time I went into San Fran and it took forever and they wanted to know everything Went back this year into JFK, as it was over 2 years my ETSA had expired so we got a new one and joined the stupidly long queue Luckily a helpful customs guy came down the queue checking passports and as we had the stamp from a previous visit he pulled us out the big queue and through the empty self scanners the natives were using He was really helpful to be fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) I concur with the mixed bag. Chicago in the 80's and 90's were either full on stern or jokey smiling cunts. Florida were always brilliant especially with the kids. Worse for me was when I took an AA flight to Chicago on the Friday and flew straight out to spend the weekend with my sis in Toronto. When I went through immigration at Toronto on Sunday evening for the flight back to Chicago I was grilled for an hour as to why I was going to do two weeks work in Illinois and what could I do that an American could not. He could not compute when I told him I was a shareholder and Director of the company I was going to visit. As for the travelling group, I have been told is that one of em had posted something mildly sympathetic to ISIS on Facebook after Paris. Perhaps bollocks but would not surprise me in the slightest. Edited December 24, 2015 by bgoefc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 this ? bet he's related to this guy- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 This British fella on the video Apparently he used to sell bouncy castles over here Made me chuckle anyway Shithouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Is that the one with the lock up full of banners ready for when Shariah kicks in? These cunts live over here. And that slag with the kid, give me 10 minutes with her without her gun and balaclava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Reminds me of this Cregan dick, ten men when he's ambushing 2 women, but in in solitary for his own protection coz some other whole lifer's threatened to burn his good eye out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted January 11, 2016 Members Share Posted January 11, 2016 Never been made more welcome than in the US. Marvellous hosts. Full of nutters though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 10 dead in istanbul possibly ISIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dont understand why ISIS would attack one of the three countries sympathetic to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Sadly, I'm not surprised. It's right next to the blue mosque. Plenty of tourists there. It could be the revolutionary lefties or Kurds. So many possible suspects. Fuck going there for a game of soldiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 12, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2016 not the first time either from what I read on the bbc, seems like this was the tamest one in terms of death toll as well Turkey has also been hit by bomb attacks blamed by prosecutors on the so-called Islamic State group. Two suicide blasts in the capital Ankara in October killed more than 100 people and more than 30 people were killed in an attack near the border with Syria in July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dirty place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 A Syrian national Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Apologies for pinching Danny G's tinfoil hat but I wouldn't put it past this Erdogan chap in charge of Turkey to do something like this. I seem to remember the previous bombing last August has been unclaimed but played right into his election campaign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Apologies for pinching Danny G's tinfoil hat but I wouldn't put it past this Erdogan chap in charge of Turkey to do something like this. I seem to remember the previous bombing last August has been unclaimed but played right into his election campaign Cameron has the ultimate solution up his sleeve. Once his time as Mayor of London is up Boris can be parachuted in to resolve the Turkey/Iraq/Syria mess and avenge the murder of his great-grandfather, who had been Minister of the Interior for the Ottoman Empire. This will also get him out of the way while the Heathrow decision is finalised or deferred yet again. As he is New York born (but no longer aspiring to be President) the Americans will be happy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 1, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2016 Throw away the fucking key. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35460697 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I can't see why they come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted February 1, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2016 Family saying the hearing is a farce.. Wonder what their point of view is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Family saying the hearing is a farce.. Wonder what their point of view is All a tragic misunderstanding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Are these birds thick or have they not got teles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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