gonzo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I never made it down there back in the days where I tried to go to every game regardless so I doubt I'll ever go now Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc i took it personally so go for a mooch on their section loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg" so I gets this idea I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave" go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever so I have this other idea I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever" end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans so I mail them both back saying "now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites" had a massive wank right after, it felt good 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc i took it personally so go for a mooch on their section loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg" so I gets this idea I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave" go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever so I have this other idea I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever" end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans so I mail them both back saying "now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites" had a massive wank right after, it felt good 15 Simply amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPS Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit....................... Brought a massive chuckle on reading this on my lunch break. I'm spitting tea. Fine work! Going to forward this to other whites who il know will appreciate it Edited October 27, 2015 by DIPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghana White Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I never get tired of reading that one.. genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Nope not even close. Wank club, wank town, wank beer and wank people. No quick way of getting to Ipswich either. I can't see me ever going to Ipswich again Tom, I couldn't agree more with this. If someone chauffeured me there FOC and plied me with champers and caviar all the way there, I still wouldn't go. Enough said....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted October 27, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2015 I would loved to have listened in on that phone call "alright mate, calling about the tickets" "great, can't thank you enough" "no thank you, really appreciate it" "great" "great" "love you" "love you too" "so when can i have them?" "eh?" etc etc penny drops "i think we've been stitched up" "bastard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 27, 2015 Members Share Posted October 27, 2015 ... and that, ladies and gentleman, is why Gonch should be a mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Felt the need to watch this as I hadn't for a few years. Still shocks me the state of that mans performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc i took it personally so go for a mooch on their section loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg" so I gets this idea I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave" go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever so I have this other idea I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever" end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans so I mail them both back saying "now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites" had a massive wank right after, it felt good 15 The best story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Hall Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc i took it personally so go for a mooch on their section loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg" so I gets this idea I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave" go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever so I have this other idea I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever" end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans so I mail them both back saying "now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites" had a massive wank right after, it felt good 15 Take a bow son take a bow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted October 27, 2015 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2015 It's like am electric fence I know it will hurt if I touch it But I touch it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Anyway, 1-1 The unbeaten run continues, grows and flourishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouswanderer Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Fair fucks to anyone going to this, Jesus you must be mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbwfc93 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Time for you ipswich story Zico?? right, my Ipswich story first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc i took it personally so go for a mooch on their section loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg" so I gets this idea I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave" go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever so I have this other idea I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever" end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans so I mail them both back saying "now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites" had a massive wank right after, it felt good 15 Made my morning that. Superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Low blow that Cassie. Like a dagger to the heart. You need to be heartless to be a Mod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Their form in the last 10 matches is identical to ours: W1 D5 L4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 we'll win this 1-0, Clayton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Maximum credit to anyone making the trek tomorrow. Heart says 1-1 draw with Franky for us and Colin Viljeon for them. Head says 3-0 to those twats with Barry Knight getting a hat trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 It's a good time to play Ipswich, they are on a terrible run. Think we'll get a point. 1-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I'd be very happy with another draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Would be a great point to build on COYWM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 1-0 to ipshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 1-0 to ipshit dogshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 0-2 Can't name one of their players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I hope I'm wrong but. They are on a bad run. We have form for helping teams out in these situations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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