Coronavirus

[Rudy]

23 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

He isn't a moron fella, he is a top lad and he's probably just reading the news and he's a little sensitive as his daughter is a nurse. He may not have the full facts and is just having a rant, the media and press don't help, and neither do the EPL. 

As far as I know no one has even started to buy them yet because the green light hasn’t been given to restart. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Michelle Keegan on the one show at the moment.

[Escobarp]

Doesn’t get any better than that genuinely that is perfection personified 

[Rudy]

[only1swanny]

Seen on teacher friend's news feed The Wearing of Face masks in a school setting... thoughts from a teacher who has survived the Bottle Flip, The Dab, Skirt Rolling,Fidget Spinners, Yawn Raping, Tie Peanuts.. 1. Someone's mother, probably Flossie's, will pimp the mask. It will be a sea of rhinestones and sequins and every girl under 10 will want one and refuse to wear a 'boring' one and teachers and parents will cry. Then they all won't wear them. 2. Someone will have a designer posh mask with a Hype label or some bollocks. They will all then want one and will drive their parents mental saying they can't possibly go to school with a homemade mask or even a proper clinical mask. These overpriced, clinically useless masks will sell out but few will get them and then there will be tantrums and they won't wear them. 3. Girls aged 13 and above will notice they give you spots and then they won't wear them. 4. The same girls will also need a new mask every 10 mins as it gets caked in their foundation and this is a faff so they won't wear them. 5. The same girls will take 1000 selfies wearing the mask, hate it, hate themselves, roll it down a bit like their skirts so it becomes totally ineffective and then they won't wear them. 6. Twanging the Mask (the new peanutting) will be great fun. Mostly for the boys who will twang the mask and shout CORONA at the top of their voices. They will do this to Flossie and rhinestones and sequins will be all over the classroom. She will cry, they will all get twanging friction burns and then they won't wear them. 7. They wll draw penises on them. Anatomically quite accutate but hugely inappropriate and then we will have to confiscate them and tell them not to wear them. 8.They will own a mask which they will wear on arrival at school and when reminded 1 million times by their teachers - that same mask will be left screwed up in their bags the minute the school day is over because they won't be seen dead outside the school wearing them. 9. They will wear the mask at school when reminded 1 million times by their teachers, but once they start getting changed for PE, that mask and where it ends up is anyone's guess. And the chances of the same mask returning to its original owner after is 0%. So they won't wear them. 10. There will wear their masks at break and lunch time when reminded 1 million times by their teachers, canteen staff and Mid-Day assistants. Someone will try to eat whilst still wearing the mask and end up with bolognese sauce all down the mask whereupon the other kids will rip the piss forever more. So no one will wear the masks at break or lunch time.

[Sweep]

WTF is "Yawn Raping"

 

 

5 hours ago, Escobarp said:

 

 

[Wanderlust]

5 hours ago, ZiggyStardust said:

I'm not sure it says anything of the sort. It doesn't provide evidence either way, as we don't know when the first diagnosis in China was, and it was the same month as China publically admitted the presence, not long before.

It was long before (at least 5 weeks) any other diagnosed cases in Europe.

With this, and the 2011 document that proves China didn't lie or withold infomation on 2019, I'm guessing you have a dog in thsi fight, and want it to be anywhere other than China that can be blamed for this (if, indeed, anyone can be 'blamed' for this).

 

"Dog in this fight?" WTF you on about lad? There is no fight that I'm aware of. I was merely commenting on the fact that there are some people (doctors - not me) saying that it's been around a lot longer than first thought and that - in conjunction with the inability to find any trace of Covid on the animals in Wuhan market undermines the argument that it started in China, although I can see where that came from as a previous virus was passed from bats to civets to humans - and on the back of that some people who want it to be China to justify their economic policies (not mentioning any balding tiny dick American presidents in particular) made the assumption that Covid followed the same path.

They may be right, but there's a lot of accusations against the Chinese flying around with fuck all factual evidence to back them up.

I wouldn't rule out it originating in Africa given the high number of African migrants to China, the massive Chinese presence in Africa and the history of diseases such as ebola and AIDS originating there. But that would be an equally racist presumption and without the testing and tracing I was talking about in the first place we'll never know.

 

[dave2980]

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

WTF is "Yawn Raping"

 

 

 

Shoving your finger in someone's mouth while they yawn

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, dave2980 said:

Shoving your finger in someone's mouth while they yawn

Shirley it’s your cock not your finger 

[Escobarp]

12 minutes ago, Hoppy510 said:

"Dog in this fight?" WTF you on about lad? There is no fight that I'm aware of. I was merely commenting on the fact that there are some people (doctors - not me) saying that it's been around a lot longer than first thought and that - in conjunction with the inability to find any trace of Covid on the animals in Wuhan market undermines the argument that it started in China, although I can see where that came from as a previous virus was passed from bats to civets to humans - and on the back of that some people who want it to be China to justify their economic policies (not mentioning any balding tiny dick American presidents in particular) made the assumption that Covid followed the same path.

They may be right, but there's a lot of accusations against the Chinese flying around with fuck all factual evidence to back them up.

I wouldn't rule out it originating in Africa given the high number of African migrants to China, the massive Chinese presence in Africa and the history of diseases such as ebola and AIDS originating there. But that would be an equally racist presumption and without the testing and tracing I was talking about in the first place we'll never know.

 

Equally racist presumption 😂😂😂😂 good god 

the race card has finally been played in this completely non-racial debate about where it started. 
 

head 

wobble

please

[Casino]

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

He isn't a moron fella, he is a top lad and he's probably just reading the news and he's a little sensitive as his daughter is a nurse. He may not have the full facts and is just having a rant, the media and press don't help, and neither do the EPL. 

If an nhs worker or somebody in the home has symptoms, they get a test

Other than that, thered be no need to get a test

[Guest]

SAGE members named, apart from 2

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/scientific-advisory-group-for-emergencies-sage-coronavirus-covid-19-response-membership

Prof Mick Brown wanting anonymity, but who might the other be?

Edited May 4, 2020 by boltondiver

[mickbrown]

This app. Downloading. Yay or nay?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

This app. Downloading. Yay or nay?

absolutely!

[DazBob]

5 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

This app. Downloading. Yay or nay?

Aye.

[Casino]

13 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

SAGE members named, apart from 2

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/scientific-advisory-group-for-emergencies-sage-coronavirus-covid-19-response-membership

Prof Mick Brown wanting anonymity, but who might the other be?

Yeah, i wonder

But its not cunto, eh?

[dave2980]

13 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

This app. Downloading. Yay or nay?

Aye. Can always remove when all this is over

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I suppose there could be an argument for frontline staff to be tested on a regular basis. 

Would put a strain on the labs 

[Casino]

If they have symptoms

 

[Rudy]

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Can they visit these pop up testing centres and have the test if they are a Nurse?

Yeah but they then get sent to a lab. Testing everyone is too much of a strain, testing frontline staff with symptoms makes sense. Can’t test them all everyday

[tyldesley_white]

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Can they visit these pop up testing centres and have the test if they are a Nurse?

or get one sent to them in the post

[Casino]

14 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I suppose there could be an argument for frontline staff to be tested on a regular basis. 

There just isn't capacity

And to be honest, it's not cost effective

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

There just isn't capacity

And to be honest, it's not cost effective

 

Or needed!

 

[Casino]

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Or needed!

 

I'm definitely not in favour, but if they were free and instant, it might be helpful and save a day or two which may make a difference

But they're not

[Casino]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

You may be or are probably correct, but if my missus or your missus was a Nurse, we may have a different outlook on testing.

I'm only putting it out there, emotions can run high when it affects someone close to you.

My Mrs is NHS and son spends all day in a supermarket without PPE or a plastic screen

So, while I take your point, I'll politely disagree.