Members bolton_blondie Posted April 26, 2020 Members Share Posted April 26, 2020 Get a shark. Don't put your knob in it. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 26, 2020 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Get a shark. Don't put your knob in it. The end. Don’t try and change me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 26, 2020 Members Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said: Don’t try and change me Don't come crying when it sucks your cock straight off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 26, 2020 Author Members Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't come crying when it sucks your cock straight off. Is that a setting on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Little Henrys pish all over Dysons. So obviously we've got a Dyson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderators Carlos Posted April 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 26, 2020 I just bought the cheapest Shark from Argos, as I’ve got a Vax for cleaning. Under £200, a bargain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Who's dumping a Dyson? Take it to Bolton Hospice Shop instead, it's less bother than the tip... Who wants a new one? There's a Vax in the backstreet behind Sue's Chippy - I can't vouch that it's a runner but it hasn't rained for days so it'll be dry enough, I reckon a new fuse or belt and you're away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 just brought a VAX carpet washer living the dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 28, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2020 They make a Henrietta Hoover for the non-gayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 28, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2020 15 hours ago, little whitt said: just brought a VAX carpet washer living the dream You'll be messaging me shortly then asking what went wrong ? 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 28, 2020 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 27/04/2020 at 09:55, Youri McAnespie said: Who's dumping a Dyson? Take it to Bolton Hospice Shop instead, it's less bother than the tip... Who wants a new one? There's a Vax in the backstreet behind Sue's Chippy - I can't vouch that it's a runner but it hasn't rained for days so it'll be dry enough, I reckon a new fuse or belt and you're away... What were you doing behind Sues Chippy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Well I wasn't eating chips and gravy as she's shut... Nor was I hanging around waiting for 'the man' (to collect class a, b or c's off some grubby little scumbag)... I sometimes cut down the back on my pushiron as Rishton Lane/Fletcher Street is literally a death alley for cyclists/pedestrians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 hour ago, MickyD said: They make a Henrietta Hoover for the non-gayers. Henrietta sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 26/04/2020 at 14:14, frank_spencer said: Almost as if the move to cheap labour coincided with the drop in quality. Don't mind paying a premium for quality but when the product is getting crap it's not worth it. My Mum's DC01 lasted for bloody ages. I dropped it down the stairs and it clipped back together and ran straight away no worries. No idea what her current model is but it's always breaking. My mum has one, it's about 20 years old. Its fecking heavy, built like a Sherman tank, but still does the job... She has it serviced very 5 years or so from some place in Horwich. They come & collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 29, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2020 On 26/04/2020 at 19:20, Rudy’s Message said: Was it you who posted that pic of his guy with his cock up a car exhaust He was jump starting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 29, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2020 19 hours ago, ProfessorWoland said: Henrietta sucks hetty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 32 minutes ago, only1swanny said: hetty. Be careful, anthropomorphising household appliances is a slippery slope and could have very disturbing consequences. I was saying the same to my friend Henry just the other day. Have I told you about Henry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 29, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, ProfessorWoland said: Be careful, anthropomorphising household appliances is a slippery slope and could have very disturbing consequences. I was saying the same to my friend Henry just the other day. Have I told you about Henry? there is a cracking gif of Henry snorting a line of talc, no idea how to add it on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 2 hours ago, only1swanny said: there is a cracking gif of Henry snorting a line of talc, no idea how to add it on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 29, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: That's the one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: It's a classic. The gif misses his cheeky rising up at the start Sadly it doesn't end well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Boring drag-up-a-WWs-thread-from-the-past-update. Getting rid of my cordless Dyson. It wont hold a charge anymore. And when it did I couldn't get enough running time out of it before I had to bang it back on to the plug again. I won't lie, I was expecting better things from it. I'm going for a good old fashion hardwired Vax vacuum now. It will do me. Up yours Dyson🖕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 4, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Underpants said: Boring drag-up-a-WWs-thread-from-the-past-update. Getting rid of my cordless Dyson. It wont hold a charge anymore. And when it did I couldn't get enough running time out of it before I had to bang it back on to the plug again. I won't lie, I was expecting better things from it. I'm going for a good old fashion hardwired Vax vacuum now. It will do me. Up yours Dyson🖕 Cordless vacs are absolute shite after the novelty wears off. A wired Henry is the pinnacle of vacuum cleaners. Edited December 4, 2023 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 4, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2023 Problem with our hand held, cordless Dyson was it too often lost suction through blocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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