Sweep Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 I see that Fuckwit is doing a press conference at 5pm today - hopefully, he'll say everything is going swimmingly well, and we don't need any further restrictions..... Quote
RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sweep said: I see that Fuckwit is doing a press conference at 5pm today - hopefully, he'll say everything is going swimmingly well, and we don't need any further restrictions..... He's just as likely to appear with 2 drumsticks up his nostrils & say wibble wibble. Quote
radcliffe white Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 Previously if anything’s changing it gets leaked out boris to say we crack on with caution Quote
Spider Posted January 4, 2022 Author Posted January 4, 2022 We’re all getting this one. Restrictions will make fuck all difference now. Apart from a Chinese style lockdown. All eyes on the NHS Quote
Sweep Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Spider said: We’re all getting this one. Restrictions will make fuck all difference now. Apart from a Chinese style lockdown. All eyes on the NHS Agreed, and you would expect it'll be next week or the week after when it peaks with them with regards to hospital admissions. Quote
Guest Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Chexit. Just seen on the news, the Chinese have locked down a whole city because they've found 3 asymptomatic cases. Pursuing a zero covid strategy. Mentalists Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 Lynch him like Mussolini. Then establish an Islamic Republic. In the words of Hot Chocolate 'everyone's a winner'. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 Looks like its going crazy up north and London is levelling off. I'd proper laugh my tits off if you lot were locked down for a month. Only to see the one rule for them rage. But I think it'll be carry on as per. Quote
Sweep Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Looks like its going crazy up north and London is levelling off. I'd proper laugh my tits off if you lot were locked down for a month. Only to see the one rule for them rage. But I think it'll be carry on as per. That would be incredibly funny, but it won't happen 😁 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 'You scum in the North have had your big family parties with your mushy peas and Mexicana cheese boards. You can fold away the garden chairs, take them out back because it's clear whatever we do you'll still vote for us and because you all live on the same street you need to be locked away for your own good. We're stick of propping you lot up, with your lower than average productivity, it makes feck all difference to the economy if Ted the builder misses out on 4 weeks cash in hand, so back to your hovels you go.'' Now that would be a press conference. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 .....the sentence is missing. Got it. What do I win? Please don't tell me its a pair of your trainers. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: 'You scum in the North have had your big family parties with your mushy peas and Mexicana cheese boards. You can fold away the garden chairs, take them out back because it's clear whatever we do you'll still vote for us and because you all live on the same street you need to be locked away for your own good. We're stick of propping you lot up, with your lower than average productivity, it makes feck all difference to the economy if Ted the builder misses out on 4 weeks cash in hand, so back to your hovels you go.'' Now that would be a press conference. I'm never gonna live down that fucking cheese am i? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Nowt missing. It speaks for itself I understand, petal, only the finest cuts from a virgin calf's thighs for our resident used car salesman. To be honest, its enough for me that you currently have more restrictions across your whole country with a population less than the city I live in. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm never gonna live down that fucking cheese am i? Sorry, its become WW shorthand - like Trifle, beach towels etc. You should be proud. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Sorry, its become WW shorthand - like Trifle, beach towels etc. You should be proud. Can I just put a disclaimer in that I'm not a scutter? I just like scutter cheese? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Can I just put a disclaimer in that I'm not a scutter? I just like scutter cheese? Nowt wrong with chilli in cheese. Had a few slices myself last night alongside with some amazing Hafod cheddar. Quote
Spider Posted January 4, 2022 Author Posted January 4, 2022 Anyway No more restrictions. Good. Because I'm going to the fucking pub when my stint in COVID GERMANY comes to an end. I'd still be gunning for antivaxxers if I was Boris. No nicey nicey stuff, just put them all in a quarry and let us normals fire needles full of vaccine at them like a big paintball contest. Quote
Cheese Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Can I just put a disclaimer in that I'm not a scutter? I just like scutter cheese? Thanks BB. You're not so bad yourself 😘 Quote
Escobarp Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 36 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I understand, petal, only the finest cuts from a virgin calf's thighs for our resident used car salesman. To be honest, its enough for me that you currently have more restrictions across your whole country with a population less than the city I live in. Yep I wear a mask and get more room in the boozer after being served at my table. I am at cracking point. I think I may not survive Wetherspoons food. And you have the cheek to comment on other people’s food. Deflect as much as you want Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, radcliffe white said: Good stuff boris we crack on Called it right, unlike Drakeford, Sturgeon & Kier If we let him. Edited January 4, 2022 by Mounts Kipper Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Yep I wear a mask and get more room in the boozer after being served at my table. I am at cracking point. I think I may not survive Wetherspoons food. And you have the cheek to comment on other people’s food. Deflect as much as you want Oh lighten up Esco dear chap. You aren't half focused on the prosaic. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 One chap on this morning. Can't remember where from, not precisely what he was referring to, but he was saying that the increase in cases in his "bit" was levelling off. Clearly another week or two of absenteeism for industry and the nhs, but hopefully, it will start to tail off then. Return of the schools may play a part too. Apparently, 60% of school age kids (over 12) have had the jab. Need to get that up. Quote
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