Celebrity Deadpool 2022

[Youri McAnespie]

38 minutes ago, Traf said:

A lovely heartwarming story.

Breathe, bunnykins, breathe, breathe, breathe in the gas...Oh, bunnykins. She did a lot of consulting during the war, Pat Butcher was wrongly hanged for het crimes.

Edited April 4, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[Rudy]

22 minutes ago, Traf said:

Same thing, look at Eoin Doyle.

Wonder if Dot had a fat Manc twat mate who fucked off to Manchester as well

[Traf]

15 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Wonder if Dot had a fat Manc twat mate who fucked off to Manchester as well

Sarce = Nick Cotton

[Youri McAnespie]

Sarce = a pussywhipped fat twat who looks after their baby all night whilst his missus goes to shit Cheshire nightclubs and gets spitroasted in the bogs by petty dealers. Allegedly.

 

[deane koontz]

1 hour ago, jmjhb said:

 

Aye, perhaps they should have left that bit out 🤣

[Youri McAnespie]

I used to have a dog that I tought to say "wicked'' I just used to jab it with a fork or whatever when teaching it, and me and some mates put a mouse in a microwave to do like a nuclear test and see if it could survive and it did, it was a bit hot but it was alive, it died of natural causes two days later, but it survived the nuclear thing.

Edited April 4, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 hour ago, deane koontz said:

 

Aye, perhaps they should have left that bit out 🤣

Would have read better "very bright eyes have gone out at Eastenders"

[ErnestTurnip]

Was a very bonny woman when she was young, could use her before and after pics on fag packets as a warning.

[Not in Crawley]

Jordan Mooney has died, 66. What a star, original punk before all the lads joined in.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Harry Billinge.

One of the old boys who raised thousands to help fund a memorial to fallen soldiers in France.

Been on the TV quite a bit over last few years.

RIP

[Youri McAnespie]

These fallen soldiers were probably on leave and pissed up on vin rouge and Benedictine, they probably just had a bump on their head when they sobered up and got up.

[Offshore]

Joe Messina. Funk Bro..........

[Cheese]

Gilbert Gottfried 🙁

[MickyD]

Oops

Edited April 15, 2022 by MickyD

[gonzo]

Nigel Pearson. Not the Ostrich, the talksport commentator.

[mikepearson]

Mino Raiola - the real superagent

[dave2980]

On 28/04/2022 at 13:35, mikepearson said:

Mino Raiola - the real superagent

He hadn't then but he has now

[Rudy]

2 hours ago, dave2980 said:

He hadn't then but he has now

His tweet really did tempt fate. 
 

[Rudy]

Dennis Waterman 

[leigh white]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Dennis Waterman 

I used to watch him play " Just William " on the telly.

[Zico]

28 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Dennis Waterman 

Which reminds me, where's @Youri McAnespie been?

[Rudy]

4 minutes ago, Zico said:

Which reminds me, where's @Youri McAnespie been?

Under a bridge on the 61 with 12 cans of Perla, a viz annual and a top hat 

[dave2980]

59 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Under a bridge on the 61 with 12 cans of Perla, a viz annual and a top hat 

Given the length of his absence he's probably clocked up over 200 cans of Perla by now

[Traf]

4 hours ago, Zico said:

Which reminds me, where's @Youri McAnespie been?

Dope shooting.

[jayjayoghani]

Andrew Symonds, not a great spell for Australian cricket!