Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Took it like a champ he did. Have you seen @Escobarpdog?! He's not gonna argue. You're dog got bummed? I hope you gave him a few cans of Butchers and turfed him out... "Dog, I have no dog..." (Disowned him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Why?! Weird you Youri. Should they also not masturbate? Vibration white vagina, I don't wank when in a relationship, I'll even eat jam butties at erm, that time. Out of relationships I can wank twelve times a day. I think it was thirteen yesterday - there was nowt on telly, half were flaccid ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 On 29/12/2021 at 22:05, dave2980 said: Today we had to say our goodbyes and return the Lab to his breeder 😞 Despite having a lovely temperament in the house he's always been very un-Labrador like when out and about. We're not sure whether it was just nerves or whether he had a screw loose. The vet thought he might just be overprotective initially so we had him chemically castrated to see if that helped but there was no change. He would basically just loose his shit whenever he encountered another person or dog when out and about. Anyway, he bit a jogger on his arse last week as he was running past so we couldn't really risk keeping him. We rang a few places and some were potentially willing to take him but couldn't because he had bitten someone. Luckily the breeder was willing to take back and he is now going to be trained as a gun dog (he's from working stock). Hopefully the breeder has more success training him than we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 50 minutes ago, dave2980 said: Today we had to say our goodbyes and return the Lab to his breeder 😞 Despite having a lovely temperament in the house he's always been very un-Labrador like when out and about. We're not sure whether it was just nerves or whether he had a screw loose. The vet thought he might just be overprotective initially so we had him chemically castrated to see if that helped but there was no change. He would basically just loose his shit whenever he encountered another person or dog when out and about. Anyway, he bit a jogger on his arse last week as he was running past so we couldn't really risk keeping him. We rang a few places and some were potentially willing to take him but couldn't because he had bitten someone. Luckily the breeder was willing to take back and he is now going to be trained as a gun dog (he's from working stock). Hopefully the breeder has more success training him than we did. Really sorry to hear about this, on a lighter side I wouldn't have minded seeing a few joggers bit on the arse. At least you have acquired the dog from a good breeder who will take him back, too many dogs get abandoned at this stage. Sounds like he needs to be around other working dogs, good on you for taking on a dog from a proper breeder and not from a puppy farm. Onwards and upwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 13 hours ago, dave2980 said: Today we had to say our goodbyes and return the Lab to his breeder 😞 Despite having a lovely temperament in the house he's always been very un-Labrador like when out and about. We're not sure whether it was just nerves or whether he had a screw loose. The vet thought he might just be overprotective initially so we had him chemically castrated to see if that helped but there was no change. He would basically just loose his shit whenever he encountered another person or dog when out and about. Anyway, he bit a jogger on his arse last week as he was running past so we couldn't really risk keeping him. We rang a few places and some were potentially willing to take him but couldn't because he had bitten someone. Luckily the breeder was willing to take back and he is now going to be trained as a gun dog (he's from working stock). Hopefully the breeder has more success training him than we did. Ah really made me sad this mate Hopefully he will have a good life legging it about some fields. Maybe just wasnt meant to be domesticated. I've posted about it before, but Ive seen the difference massively in this nob head and my other dogs. Hes from a working family and way more boisterous than our last lab. The jogger thing resonates as he legs it them, barks and jumps about them. Obviously all he sees is a mad cunt in illuminous clothes running at us so goes mad, luckily he hasnt took a chunk out yet, it was rather embarrassing 🙈. Hes stricly on his lead down the lane now and only off on the field. Like yours hes great in the house and soft as shite, bar wanting 24 hour attention and play time. My Mrs is on about taking him to this mad Czech dog trainer. Its about £250 for the day and he sorts em out. Think he bums them in the woods and makes them fight a bear or summet. Hopefully you get back on the horse and get another pal. A lass I know just got a black lab crossed with springer. Creates a mini lab, calm as a cucumber as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Name the monument in the background. Winner gets to smother peanut butter on your genitals the dog lick it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted March 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2022 (edited) Is it the Pleasure Beach, end on ? If it is, I'll forgo the peanut butter, WtD doesn't like peanut butter. (Wilf the Dog) Edited March 6, 2022 by Francis Fogarty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 8 hours ago, gonzo said: Ah really made me sad this mate Hopefully he will have a good life legging it about some fields. Maybe just wasnt meant to be domesticated. I've posted about it before, but Ive seen the difference massively in this nob head and my other dogs. Hes from a working family and way more boisterous than our last lab. The jogger thing resonates as he legs it them, barks and jumps about them. Obviously all he sees is a mad cunt in illuminous clothes running at us so goes mad, luckily he hasnt took a chunk out yet, it was rather embarrassing 🙈. Hes stricly on his lead down the lane now and only off on the field. Like yours hes great in the house and soft as shite, bar wanting 24 hour attention and play time. My Mrs is on about taking him to this mad Czech dog trainer. Its about £250 for the day and he sorts em out. Think he bums them in the woods and makes them fight a bear or summet. Hopefully you get back on the horse and get another pal. A lass I know just got a black lab crossed with springer. Creates a mini lab, calm as a cucumber as well.. I have one of these , she looks like a young black lab. Everyone asks how old she is because she looks like lab pup , endless energy when off lead and behaves just like a working springer covering ground to pick up birds. Inside home and pub behaves like a lab , calm and relaxed , but not food driven and will leave food alone all day an absolute gem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 2 hours ago, gonzo said: Name the monument in the background. Winner gets to smother peanut butter on your genitals the dog lick it off. Great prize depending on who pays for the PB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennboltw Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 10 hours ago, gonzo said: Ah really made me sad this mate Hopefully he will have a good life legging it about some fields. Maybe just wasnt meant to be domesticated. I've posted about it before, but Ive seen the difference massively in this nob head and my other dogs. Hes from a working family and way more boisterous than our last lab. The jogger thing resonates as he legs it them, barks and jumps about them. Obviously all he sees is a mad cunt in illuminous clothes running at us so goes mad, luckily he hasnt took a chunk out yet, it was rather embarrassing 🙈. Hes stricly on his lead down the lane now and only off on the field. Like yours hes great in the house and soft as shite, bar wanting 24 hour attention and play time. My Mrs is on about taking him to this mad Czech dog trainer. Its about £250 for the day and he sorts em out. Think he bums them in the woods and makes them fight a bear or summet. Hopefully you get back on the horse and get another pal. A lass I know just got a black lab crossed with springer. Creates a mini lab, calm as a cucumber as well.. Just out of intrest who's the trainer? I only ask as we had big problems with our Rottie and I looked up loads of trainers, I've used loads of trainers and paid fortunes and now we're slowly getting there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2022 On 05/03/2022 at 18:36, dave2980 said: Today we had to say our goodbyes and return the Lab to his breeder 😞 Despite having a lovely temperament in the house he's always been very un-Labrador like when out and about. We're not sure whether it was just nerves or whether he had a screw loose. The vet thought he might just be overprotective initially so we had him chemically castrated to see if that helped but there was no change. He would basically just loose his shit whenever he encountered another person or dog when out and about. Anyway, he bit a jogger on his arse last week as he was running past so we couldn't really risk keeping him. We rang a few places and some were potentially willing to take him but couldn't because he had bitten someone. Luckily the breeder was willing to take back and he is now going to be trained as a gun dog (he's from working stock). Hopefully the breeder has more success training him than we did. I’m not sure what you’re saying here. After reading lots of “dogs aren’t dangerous, owners are” type posts over the years where blame for a bad dog lies with the owner, it sounds as though you’re going against this and saying the dog’s flawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Stood outside the Co Op this morning chatting to a neighbour and he said "Do you know your dog is pissing on your leg?" After all I've done for the not so little bastard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 24/01/2022 at 00:35, Traf said: Where's @jazza when you need him? Poftim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 5 hours ago, jazza said: Poftim? He's Back How you doing pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 18 hours ago, jazza said: Poftim? Tell us all about what you have been up to then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 6, 2022 Members Share Posted April 6, 2022 Came back from a appointment to this. Nailed on it was my dog. Little fucker. Gonna get us evicted from the parents at this rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2022 Haha. Came in the other day, and one of mine was on the sofa, looking pleased with himself, with a pile of torn tin foil on the floor in front of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Taking our working cocker to stud on Monday, so if anyone wants pups later in the year 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 7 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Came back from a appointment to this. Nailed on it was my dog. Little fucker. Gonna get us evicted from the parents at this rate. It was deffo the black one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 minute ago, gonzo said: It was deffo the black one. racial profiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Haha. Came in the other day, and one of mine was on the sofa, looking pleased with himself, with a pile of torn tin foil on the floor in front of him. Has he gone off conspiracy theories and UFO's now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, gonzo said: It was deffo the black one. No, the pale one. B/W one's eyes are saying we're for it now, the other one is saying, no stare her out, we'll get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 6, 2022 Members Share Posted April 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: No, the pale one. B/W one's eyes are saying we're for it now, the other one is saying, no stare her out, we'll get away with it. Right one is mine. Little bastard deffo did it. Left one just follows him round whilst he does naughty shit. Threatened him with Bleakholt. He couldn't care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2022 He knows you're kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 6, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2022 44 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Right one is mine. Little bastard deffo did it. Left one just follows him round whilst he does naughty shit. Threatened him with Bleakholt. He couldn't care less. I showed it to my other half. We both reckon the black and white one did it. Looks guilty, yours looks wary of a backlash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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