Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 Today I drove a family to the crem. Here are a couple of the conversations going on behind me: The passengers consisted of the husband of the deceased, his two sons and their wives or girlfriends. Bear in mind that chit-chat going to funerals is usually fairly limited. This one was anything but. Dad started off reminding one of the sons about the time he’d taken a girlfriend home and made use of his parent’s double bed. He also made use of his mum’s dildo. Straight out of the drawer, used on girlfriend then back in the drawer. Next subject was about the other son back scuttling his girlfriend at her parent’s house and she soiled their cream sofa. In order to hide the truth they told her very annoyed parents the family dog had shit on the couch. Her parents took the dog to the vets next day and had it put down. I was doing my best to remain professional but I think the stoney-face dropped a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 10 minutes ago, MickyD said: Today I drove a family to the crem. Here are a couple of the conversations going on behind me: The passengers consisted of the husband of the deceased, his two sons and their wives or girlfriends. Bear in mind that chit-chat going to funerals is usually fairly limited. This one was anything but. Dad started off reminding one of the sons about the time he’d taken a girlfriend home and made use of his parent’s double bed. He also made use of his mum’s dildo. Straight out of the drawer, used on girlfriend then back in the drawer. Next subject was about the other son back scuttling his girlfriend at her parent’s house and she soiled their cream sofa. In order to hide the truth they told her very annoyed parents the family dog had shit on the couch. Her parents took the dog to the vets next day and had it put down. I was doing my best to remain professional but I think the stoney-face dropped a few times. I struggling to process this. You drive people to funerals in a limo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Spider said: I struggling to process this. You drive people to funerals in a limo? He is not Fire Man Sam no More Now He is Mr Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 13 minutes ago, MickyD said: Today I drove a family to the crem. Here are a couple of the conversations going on behind me: The passengers consisted of the husband of the deceased, his two sons and their wives or girlfriends. Bear in mind that chit-chat going to funerals is usually fairly limited. This one was anything but. Dad started off reminding one of the sons about the time he’d taken a girlfriend home and made use of his parent’s double bed. He also made use of his mum’s dildo. Straight out of the drawer, used on girlfriend then back in the drawer. Next subject was about the other son back scuttling his girlfriend at her parent’s house and she soiled their cream sofa. In order to hide the truth they told her very annoyed parents the family dog had shit on the couch. Her parents took the dog to the vets next day and had it put down. I was doing my best to remain professional but I think the stoney-face dropped a few times. Prob trying to cheery everyone up the Wives in the Back where they the ones he was Talking About if so Would you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 I see the Oath of Privacy meant nothing to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cheese said: I see the Oath of Privacy meant nothing to you. He’s not a doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, Cheese said: I see the Oath of Privacy meant nothing to you. To be fair we don't know anything about who said this or even if it is true, he could be elaborating for example. Don't take WW quite so seriously pal. Anyway, back to the topic, did they or did they not come from "the village"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 21, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Don't take WW quite so seriously pal. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyshorn Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 37 minutes ago, little whitt said: He is not Fire Man Sam no More Now He is Mr Dead They retire at 32. Along with coppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 21, 2023 Moderators Share Posted April 21, 2023 Seems harsh having a dog put down for shitting on the couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 Dead Mum's Dildo would make for a great Netflix series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 There must have been smeg on the dildo to decipher if it was washed or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 21, 2023 Author Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Cheese said: I see the Oath of Privacy meant nothing to you. What oath is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 21, 2023 Author Site Supporter Share Posted April 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Zico said: Seems harsh having a dog put down for shitting on the couch They went on to say it had been the final straw in a long list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 (edited) It’s funny because it’s real life. That’s why comedians were not allowed to be funny many years ago. Edited April 21, 2023 by captainmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted April 21, 2023 Share Posted April 21, 2023 I was at a funeral on Wednesday. Had a wonderfully chippy dinner at Olympus Fish & Cup Restaurant in town courtesy of the deceased. The chit-chat consisted of birds of prey. Holidays in Great Yarmouth. Snooker and fisting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 22, 2023 Moderators Share Posted April 22, 2023 3 hours ago, MickyD said: They went on to say it had been the final straw in a long list. Still, training or re homing seems a better approach Can you just rock up to a vets and have a dog put down for being poorly house trained? Twats You did well to keep quiet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Oh FFS. HBWTT? Did you check mother before screwing down the lid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 8 hours ago, MickyD said: What oath is that? Quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 My name's Max, I take care of both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 22, 2023 Author Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2023 1 hour ago, jayjayoghani said: My name's Max, I take care of both of them. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 22, 2023 Moderators Share Posted April 22, 2023 10 hours ago, Underpants said: The chit-chat consisted of birds of prey. Holidays in Great Yarmouth. Snooker and fisting. As odd as you are, im hoping theres a typo in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 13 minutes ago, Casino said: As odd as you are, im hoping theres a typo in there 😁 Fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 22, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2023 15 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: Dead Mum's Dildo would make for a great Netflix series. The (soon to become) Dead Dogs Dildo would have been less so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 23, 2023 Members Share Posted April 23, 2023 On 21/04/2023 at 20:16, Winchester White said: To be fair we don't know anything about who said this or even if it is true, he could be elaborating for example. Don't take WW quite so seriously pal. Anyway, back to the topic, did they or did they not come from "the village"? OI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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