no balls Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Is that the place where that big fat fuker sat outside on a jeep and shouted 'Your not coming in here you bastards' The one that only sold cans because it was built in a garden shed? Red Stripe as I recall.
Underpants Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Sundowners was always rough as f?ck and I somehow ended up in a club called 'The Limelight Club' in Tyldsley.... Also Players in Widnes was a bit special Don't diss Dogdowners. Any 'club' that has a pool table has got to be a classy one For some reason that was the one that I seemed to spend more time in than any other.
Churchill Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 pleasure doom in farnworth, it was a pleasure to get out I can't believe what im reading,some people don't know there born!!
Bea Smith Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Some dody male lapdancing joint in liverpool, went there a few years ago on a hen night. the bar consisted of 3 optics and a fridge with cans and bottles in, it was tiny, flithy and stunk. your feet stuck to the floor-literally- and in the morning it took me ages to scrub all thye greeny/browny goo off my toes. To top if off the 'dancers' got really arsey when i point blank refused to pay for a dance and laughed uncontrollably when they were trying to be 'sexy'. It was hilarious that they couldnt believe i didnt fancy them. A couple of the dancers had their girlfriends in there - probably to keep an eye on them- one followed me into the loos to ask what my problem was. jeez- they just looked like feckin pillocks in shiny thongs.
Guest as Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Some dody male lapdancing joint in liverpool, went there a few years ago on a hen night. the bar consisted of 3 optics and a fridge with cans and bottles in, it was tiny, flithy and stunk. your feet stuck to the floor-literally- and in the morning it took me ages to scrub all thye greeny/browny goo off my toes.To top if off the 'dancers' got really arsey when i point blank refused to pay for a dance and laughed uncontrollably when they were trying to be 'sexy'. It was hilarious that they couldnt believe i didnt fancy them. A couple of the dancers had their girlfriends in there - probably to keep an eye on them- one followed me into the loos - so I shagged him.
Ani Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 there was a club in bradofrd called champagne that was a real dive. it closed and re-opened as champers. the goo dthing was that the owner was going bust so had to get money in on a weds to pay for next weeks delivery so all drinks 50p on a weds. they used to run out of everything ended up drinking barley wine and pils snakebites one week. fortunatly as a student i did nt have to get up for the next 2 days.
Sweep Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 they used to run out of everything ended up drinking barley wine and pils snakebites one week. fortunatly as a student i did nt have to get up for the next 2 days. How rough did that make you feel the next day, it sounds like real hangover material
HR Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Is that the place where that big fat fuker sat outside on a jeep and shouted 'Your not coming in here you bastards' The one that only sold cans because it was built in a garden shed? Pemps is a unique establishment, not least because when things get a bit giddy you can throw people though its walls.
seasoned Traveller Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 I went to one in Queenstown South Africa.........shit mesen.......
Piemon Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Pemps in Wigan, it was like being in somebody's garage Re - Opening apparantly end o't year
Baba O'Riley Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Aquarius Club in Deane, full of notrights upending pint glasses over lit cigs until they smashed, cue dance floor full of crushed glass - nice.....
mickbrown Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) The Venue, Manchester. We'd had a great night and were saying what a great club it was when all these lads ran in with knifes, slashed the legs of about 5 people and legged it. Claret everywhere. Decided we'd go home and found that our coats had been nicked,it was the middle of November and pissing down. How could I forget Champagnes? Always had a great night there but, Christ it was a dive. Remember going to the bogs and there was only one bog and a hole in the wall where the other used to be. Finshed my piss, pulled the chain and nowt happened in the bog but water pissed out of the hole in the wall where the other bog should have been. Edited June 1, 2007 by mickbrown
Sluffy Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 You've just reminded me Widders - THE BUS INN, Mawdsley St ( 1980's?). What a fookin' place that was. Great call BB. Went there in the mid seventies with a couple of mates who had been there before and told me how easy it was to cop of with the women there. Well as I'm certainly no Bradd Pitt - and my mates were even uglier - I obviously expected the worst and how right I was! My two mates met up with the 'women' they had met the previous week and introduced me to their friend they had brought along for me - thanks fella's! Now my new lady friend was a nice enough girl - but not my type. I was more fascinated with one of my mates woman - God was she ugly! - even in the half light I could see that she did not have a lot going for her - cleanliness and hygiene was clearly not her thing! The highlight of the night was when my mate bought her a burger - they sold burgers in the place too - how classy is that! - and she took her false teeth out - right in front of us all - so she could gum the burger to death - it was at that moment that I knew what my mate saw in her - a twentysomething year old who could give 'gummy pleasures' - so to speak! Well sitting there at the table, looking at the three witches from Macbeth slobbering over pre BSE burgers with my two mates that had succumbed to their wiley charms and copious amounts of alcohol - I did what only a true friend could - I left them to catch something that only penicillin could cure and I got the hell out of there - as fast as I could - never to return. (Went on to the Trotters and from there to Maxwell Plum if I recall correctly). Even to this day, when I catch sight of the 'back end' of any passing bus - my mind is drawn back to that weird and wonderful night, long, long ago!
brixton Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 I went to one in Queenstown South Africa.........shit mesen....... Why, was it your round?
Astonishing Undercrackers Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 Atlas Bar, Prague Clearly, you are a puff! :anstonished smiley jobbie:
Zozzy Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 Aquarius Club in Deane, full of notrights upending pint glasses over lit cigs until they smashed, cue dance floor full of crushed glass - nice.....I always had a good night when I went to Aquarius. I especially liked going when the Salford Jets were on.................Gina ooh ooh ooh I got a Cortina ooh ooh ooh sorry Undies I didn't enjoy Sundowners. Didn't have good times in Bus Inn either.
athywhite1958 Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 I used to go to the Gaiety in Westhoughton, had some memorable nights there
HAPPY SHOP PIG Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 Bantry on Derby street now that was (sorry no words to describe it ) nowt wrong with Bus inn though was the place in mid-late 70s aka punk era when you turned out in your jeans, baggyjumper & green flash and then wanted a late session
leigh white Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 A nightclub north of Bolton town centre, called " THE NEPTUNE", went doing an allnighter in town, because our train was leaving Bolton for Pompey dead early, so we asked a taxi-driver about the chances of having a late sesh. Ive been in rough clubs, Wood St, Bus Inn,Aquarius, Aspins,but that Neptune took the biscuit, lucky to be here telling the tale. Going to Portmouth after that experience was a piece of piss, then having to face the NEPTUNE regulers, back in 76.
jazza Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 my vote goes to nibblers in horwich full of tossers and dodgy drink
Mounts Kipper Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 kaleidoscope in manchester not well known dont think it lasted long but full of the salford mafia blagging free drinks all night dodgy as fook and I have been to more than my fair share of dodgy clubs, Johnys in huddersfield was a good crack but somehow always ended up in a mass brawl, but the seediest dog rough gaff with the slackest women known to man has to go to Chuffers in Farnworth.
bolty58 Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 Oh yeh...Ebony Club Which one though? Folds Road or up back o' Hick Hargreaves near t'bus sheds when the Folds Rd one was demolished? Went into the Folds Rd one a couple of times (straight opposite the Eagle & Vulcan - who on here remembers that fine drinking and gambling establishment?) and it was the start of a love affair with bluebeat, reggae and ska. The half caste and Jamaican lads we went in with were top lads but there were some real fooking notrights in there.
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