stevieb Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, MickyD said: Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!” 50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t? 50/50 chance we get the hottest day since July 2019. Fucking hell. Kill me now. How will we survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 15, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, MickyD said: Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!” 50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t? I think that’s the inference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!” 50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t? Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 15, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2022 51 minutes ago, stevieb said: Left is, “oh good, summer arrived at last!” Right, with its slightly lower temperatures, is, “Good God, we’re all gonna die!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 29 minutes ago, MickyD said: Left is, “oh good, summer arrived at last!” Right, with its slightly lower temperatures, is, “Good God, we’re all gonna die!” And the forecasters are so accurate the day we all die has moved from Sunday to Tuesday. Maybe. Unless it rains. Switch off the tele box and slap on the lurpak. Chippy tits will be like a week in Greece and it'll only cost you 9 quid. Cost of living crisis.. I've shit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2022 “I’m not dead, so climate change must be bollocks” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 16, 2022 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2022 It should be noted that this country can really only function when grey and damp between 5 and 15 degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 They gave a serious warning out on the national radio news earlier that snake owners need to be extra cautious as the hot temps will make snakes more active and more likely to escape. Passing it on in case folk were in bed and missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Zico said: It should be noted that this country can really only function when grey and damp between 5 and 15 degrees Perfect that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Does feel like the news has become extremely dramatic about almost everything. Bring on the warm weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 The news has been hysterical over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2022 If it was lasting a week, I’d get the trauma As it’s only 2 days, They could scale it back a bit. Then again, London innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 16, 2022 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2022 Gets me out of walking the dog anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 16, 2022 Author Share Posted July 16, 2022 Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. Fuck me. You are though, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 16, 2022 Author Share Posted July 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Spider said: You are though, right? Been waiting for a day like this all my life. Ill resemble a shrivelled prune by 5pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, gonzo said: Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. Fuck me. If they are offering to pay you then take them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 16, 2022 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, freds dad said: If they are offering to pay you then take them. His boss is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 26 minutes ago, Spider said: You are though, right? He's not ended up with his mahogany skin by avoiding the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, DazBob said: He's not ended up with his leathery, gnarled skin by avoiding the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 16, 2022 Author Share Posted July 16, 2022 46 minutes ago, Traf said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted July 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, gonzo said: That’s what my scrotum will look like on thesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Hope you are all keeping cool.... blissful here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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