This Weather.....

[stevieb]

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!”

 

50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t?

50/50 chance we get the hottest day since July 2019. 

Fucking hell. Kill me now. How will we survive. 

[Spider]

17 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!”

 

50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t?

I think that’s the inference

[Traf]

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

Just had a weather expert on news who stated “There is a 50/50 chance early next week will see UK’s highest ever recorded temperatures!”

 

50/50 chance? Is that like yes we will/No we won’t?

Maybe.

[stevieb]

[MickyD]

51 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Left is, “oh good, summer arrived at last!”

Right, with its slightly lower temperatures, is, “Good God, we’re all gonna die!”

[stevieb]

29 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Left is, “oh good, summer arrived at last!”

Right, with its slightly lower temperatures, is, “Good God, we’re all gonna die!”

And the forecasters are so accurate the day we all die has moved from Sunday to Tuesday. Maybe. Unless it rains. 

Switch off the tele box and slap on the lurpak. Chippy tits will be like a week in Greece and it'll only cost you 9 quid. 

Cost of living crisis.. I've shit it! 

[freds dad]

[Spider]

“I’m not dead, so climate change must be bollocks”

[Zico]

It should be noted that this country can really only function when grey and damp between 5 and 15 degrees 

 

[ErnestTurnip]

They gave a serious warning out on the national radio news earlier that snake owners need to be extra cautious as the hot temps will make snakes more active and more likely to escape.

Passing it on in case folk were in bed and missed it.

[Spider]

11 minutes ago, Zico said:

It should be noted that this country can really only function when grey and damp between 5 and 15 degrees 

 

Perfect that

[tomski]

Does feel like the news has become extremely dramatic about almost everything. Bring on the warm weather

[deane koontz]

The news has been hysterical over this.

[Spider]

If it was lasting a week, I’d get the trauma

As it’s only 2 days, They could scale it back a bit.

Then again, London innit

[Zico]

Gets me out of walking the dog anyway

[gonzo]

Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. 

Fuck me.

[Spider]

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. 

Fuck me.

You are though, right?

[gonzo]

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

You are though, right?

Been waiting for a day like this all my life. 

Ill resemble a shrivelled prune by 5pm

[freds dad]

18 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Been asked about 12 times if Im taking a couple of days off. 

Fuck me.

If they are offering to pay you then take them.

[Zico]

9 minutes ago, freds dad said:

If they are offering to pay you then take them.

His boss is a cunt

[DazBob]

26 minutes ago, Spider said:

You are though, right?

He's not ended up with his mahogany skin by avoiding the sun.

[Traf]

1 hour ago, DazBob said:

He's not ended up with his leathery, gnarled skin by avoiding the sun.

 

[gonzo]

46 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

 

[Spider]

22 minutes ago, gonzo said:

 

That’s what my scrotum will look like on thesday

[Not in Crawley]

Hope you are all keeping cool.... blissful here.