stevieb Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Spider said: Mate of mine mine was quoted 8 hours yesterday for an ambulance. ”is the patient breathing?” ”yes, but his leg is sideways and the bone is poking through the skin” ”is the patient breathing though?” ”yes but his leg looks like a French trimmed rib” ”best get a taxi or a lift, and the queue at A&E is 6 hours” My advice is not to get Poorly or have an accident right now. The heat map is so black its purple in BL6 for pissed up nob heads having accidents whilst there are no ambulances to be fair. He should have checked the beeb heat map before getting on it. Quote
BobyBrno Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, Cheese said: That's the entire point... People saying "It's just Summer ffs! We had it worse in 1976, so Climate Change is a load of bollocks!" are talking out of their shit-pipes. Good edit. Why didn’t you say that first time. Anyway, who has said that on here? The summer of 1976 WAS worse than a forecasted 2 DAYS of hot weather. Climate change isn’t a load of bollocks and I haven’t heard anyone saying that on this thread. Quote
Spider Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, stevieb said: The heat map is so black its purple in BL6 for pissed up nob heads having accidents whilst there are no ambulances to be fair. He should have checked the beeb heat map before getting on it. It’s a government cover up. Theyve fucked everything you so deflect deflect deflect. Hot weather is a lame reason for turning people away, but it’ll do Quote
stevieb Posted July 16, 2022 Posted July 16, 2022 20 minutes ago, Spider said: It’s a government cover up. Theyve fucked everything you so deflect deflect deflect. Hot weather is a lame reason for turning people away, but it’ll do Tyres have melted on the ambulance. Blame Matt Hancock and his shady procurement practices in the pandemic Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 9am dip....car park still shut though due to murder. Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: 9am dip....car park still shut though due to murder. Shutting the car park won’t bring him back. Have you pointed that out to rozzers? Edited July 17, 2022 by Spider Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Spider said: Shutting the car park won’t bring him back. Have you pointed that out to rozzers? Poor sods, they've had to have three police looking after the site overnight, there's a huge tent (presumably where he was killed, along with his car next to it) so I guess it's still a crime scene. Making parking a bit of an issue though. There's already been a crash! Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 I’ve just spent 3 hours building a metal shed. You can imagine my joy Quote
radcliffe white Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 The amount of folk wearing jeans and coats today nonces Quote
bolton_blondie Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ve just spent 3 hours building a metal shed. You can imagine my joy That where you are keeping your stash of razzle? Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: That where you are keeping your stash of razzle? No I keep my (rather crispy) block of art periodicals in the wooden shed. The metal shed is for all the used knickers and shoes I buy off ebay. The metal generates more heat and maintains the original odours better. Edited July 17, 2022 by Spider Quote
bolton_blondie Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: No I keep my (rather crispy) block of art periodicals in the wooden shed. The metal shed is for all the used knickers and shoes I buy off ebay. The metal generates more heat and maintains the original odours better. Ahhhhh so you're knickersniffer2022 who buys off me on ebay? Quote
deane koontz Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 @Not in Crawley Are you really swimming in ponds or are you taking the piss? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 1 minute ago, deane koontz said: @Not in Crawley Are you really swimming in ponds or are you taking the piss? Why would I be taking the piss? It's an outdoor lake and you can't get a slot for love or money for the next week. Had to book two weeks ago for next week, thankfully. There's loads all over the shop, from Hampstead Heath to here. Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Ahhhhh so you're knickersniffer2022 who buys off me on ebay? Yes and I’d like to know where my order is? Todays heat should have been ideal, so have you run to the shops yet or not? Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 Right Its crept up by a good 7-8 degrees in the last hour. My SweatyBollock-O-Meter is into the red Quote
jmjhb Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 (edited) It was worse than this in 76 when we were all in our prime Edited July 17, 2022 by jmjhb Quote
gonzo Posted July 17, 2022 Author Posted July 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: I’ve just spent 3 hours building a metal shed. You can imagine my joy Hope it wasnt a yardmaster. Fuck me without doubt the worst thing Ive ever had to build. Fiddly bastard tiny screws with fiddly bastard washers. Quote
Spider Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Hope it wasnt a yardmaster. Fuck me without doubt the worst thing Ive ever had to build. Fiddly bastard tiny screws with fiddly bastard washers. Begins with D. But sounds similar. Fucking awful Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, jmjhb said: It was worse than this in 76 when we were all in our prime Or two years from being born... Quote
gonzo Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 Well the time has come folks. Sometimes in life you have to be brave and enter difficulties knowing it might end tragically. Im doing this in honour of my loving family and every window cleaner or outside worker who has also gone in to battle and not made it back. If I don't make it back and perish in the extreme life threatening heat, can someone please get my phone and smash it with a sledge hammer in to dust and retire the gonzo username. Wish me luck out there. Love to one an all. ....."I may be gone sometime" Quote
Spider Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 Was putting the bin out this morning. Couldnt be a bin man today. Quote
London Wanderer Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Why would I be taking the piss? It's an outdoor lake and you can't get a slot for love or money for the next week. Had to book two weeks ago for next week, thankfully. There's loads all over the shop, from Hampstead Heath to here. Hampstead Ponds are brilliant. Used to swim there every week. More like lakes to be fair. Can imagine them being too busy in this heat. Used to just rock up. When did they start taking bookings? Edited July 18, 2022 by London Wanderer Quote
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