Carlos Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Fucking 12 magpies outside my house the other day! Quote
little whitt Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Happy Foxes? I might call my new chain of chicken eateries that. I'm going to take on Nandos global domination, starting with the first chicken restaurant in the Bolton Borough on Middlebrook. There is one up there KFC You missed the boat Quote
Traf Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 There is one up there KFC You missed the boat KFC is not a restaurant. Quote
Compo Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Happy Foxes? I might call my new chain of chicken eateries that. I'm going to take on Nandos global domination, starting with the first chicken restaurant in the Bolton Borough on Middlebrook. I'm sure Burger King at Middlebrook sell chicken? Quote
gonzo Posted February 3, 2015 Author Posted February 3, 2015 Fucking 12 magpies outside my house the other day! We're they singing Ashley out? Quote
Traf Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 I'm sure Burger King at Middlebrook sell chicken? They probably do, but they're not exactly chicken restaurants. So come and get foxed at the Happy Fox! Quote
Carlos Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 We're they singing Ashley out? One was trying to have a fight with a horse. Quote
no balls Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 They probably do, but they're not exactly chicken restaurants. So come and get foxed at the Happy Fox! The one I saw lay by the side of the A59 this morning was far from happy. Horrible creatures they are. Can you not pick another animal? Quote
Andydee Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 The one I saw lay by the side of the A59 this morning was far from happy. Horrible creatures they are. Can you not pick another animal? He's already plaigarised the Foxy bingo logo. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Foxes biscuits are crap, I dunno why Bolty (and another poster) is bigging them up in the addiction thread... And why do they have a bear (a panda?) advertising them, perhaps because foxes are manky as NB points out... I bought some McVities Chocolate Digestives t'other night, they were no great shakes either, they were only a quid tho' (One Stop Shop near Bolton Royal), which reminds me... Quote
Winchester White Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 Going to be a bit parky in the morn, minus 5 tonight apparently... Quote
bolty58 Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Foxes biscuits are crap, I dunno why Bolty (and another poster) is bigging them up in the addiction thread... Listen here, bunty collox. No bigging up of Fox's biscuits generally from me. Just one type. Party Rings. A texturally magnificent sweet morsel. Quote
gonzo Posted February 4, 2015 Author Posted February 4, 2015 Quite a few female drivers round this way have found a new,more effective and all round revelutionary way of defrosting your windscreen. Letting your wiper blades flash across thick ice at a maximum speed for at least 5 minutes is apparently going to shift the ice. And if that doesn't quite work,hack at the remaining Ice with a CD cover. Quote
no balls Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 I bought some pre icer & wasn't hopeful it'd work but I'm gullible like that Anyhow, it's splendid stuff, no fucking about in the morning now. Quote
stevieb Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Neat screenwash and a heated screen, stick. Wipers on, Ready to set off in 90 seconds. What's the issue, my cars 12 years old for fucks sake! Quote
gonzo Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 ...or just a jug of Luke warm water. It's only boiling water that cracks windscreens. Quote
Sweep Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 ...or just a jug of Luke warm water. Will a jug of luke warm spunk suffice? Quote
Spider Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Will a jug of luke warm spunk suffice? Yours or someone else's? Quote
gonzo Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 Will a jug of luke warm spunk suffice? Yours or somebody else's? Quote
Sweep Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Yours or someone else's? Yours or somebody else's? Both Quote
gonzo Posted February 5, 2015 Author Posted February 5, 2015 Both Yours would be fine but spunk from a ginger is a complete no no. Ginger spunk is approxmately 1000 degrees centigrade and when released into the atmosphere goes off like a sparkler you'd see at a bonfire. Quote
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