Fights At Work.

[leigh white]

Saw a lot down the pit, but it was tame, was on a Knowsley building site when a ruck broke out, fucking hell, a site agent from Yorkshire was having a proper fist fight with a lad from Kirkby, he had the scouse lad in tears at the end.

[royal white]

There used to be a lot when I was in the marines, living in each others pockets every day it was only a matter of time, it always finished in a hand shake and a pint after though

[gonzo]

I worked on a new build housing project at Cypress Point in Lytham as yoof.

 

There was constant and pretty much one way banter between these pair of painters who were doing all the outsides of the houses,and this meek and mild sparky bloke who fitting all the outside lighting and alarm boxes.

 

This sparky would get grief every day about his butty box,'whats your mum made you today?' etc etc,then it progressed to is your wife letting you out for the game tonight,then they made the final mistake of taking the piss out his number 1 dad sticker he had in his car.

 

He muttered my fucking ill son has just bought me that,then busted out a load of kung fu shit and smashed these two painters all over this £500,000 houses lawn.

 

He left him in a right state and told em I told you to fucking stop.

 

Turns out he was a black belt in some martial art.

 

Was talk of the site till next day some fuckers flew a load of planes into the world trade center.

[DazBob]

I had a fight with the lad who was showing me his paper round in Bromley Cross.

 

We traded a few blows until we both decided it was getting us nowhere and we still had to finish the round.

[Carlos]

I thought you worked in North Manc?

[DazBob]

I thought you worked in North Manc?

 

Moonlighting.

[Pablo]

Bloke on my team here flipped a few months back, and threated me...and said I have no idea what he is capable of..... was quite funny at the time, he is a fat 40 year old Asian !!

 

Took me 2 months to get rid of him, then on the day I binned him......Then he told me he had served 8 years for Arson & Kidnapp and torture. Showed me his rap sheet.....he then told me THAT was what when he threatened me!!!!

[Whites man]

I used to work with Bruno Brookes's brother. He flipped one day, walked across the office, gave someone a right hander then sat backdown.

 

You would expect that sort of behavior from one of Simon Bates's relatives but not Bruno's.

[Traf]

Moonlighting.

 

Are you Bruce Willis?

[DazBob]

Yippee ki yay.

[bolton_blondie]

Been threatened by patients and had a few punches/kicks to the face also one bloke had his hands around my throat. Been threatened off family members too. Bloody love my job

[tomski]

I got into a fight at Sainsburys for suggesting another employee liked spanking himself with Celery in his spare time.

[anewman]

Somebody once decided to chuck a load of rubble down the lift shaft with me in the pit, I ran upstairs and smashed my spirit level over his head, cost me fuck £30 that level

[Pablo]

Somebody once decided to chuck a load of rubble down the lift shaft with me in the pit, I ran upstairs and smashed my spirit level over his head, cost me fuck £30 that level

 

Good job you are very 'level headed'......

[Pablo]

Somebody once decided to chuck a load of rubble down the lift shaft with me in the pit, I ran upstairs and smashed my spirit level over his head, cost me fuck £30 that level

 

Thats the Spirit, jay......

[jazza]

Thats the Spirit, jay......

 

hope you leveled him

[jazza]

hope you leveled him

 

bet that burst his bubble

[Breightmet Boy]

Somebody once decided to chuck a load of rubble down the lift shaft with me in the pit, I ran upstairs and smashed my spirit level over his head, cost me fuck £30 that level

 

That evened things out I reckon, I bet he was flat out

Edited April 29, 2013 by Breightmet Boy

[Mixu]

Did he bubble you?

[Breightmet Boy]

Did he bubble you?

 

He'd of proper lost his temper there, things would of escalated if Anewman got shafted

[jules_darby]

I worked on a new build housing project at Cypress Point in Lytham as yoof.

 

There was constant and pretty much one way banter between these pair of painters who were doing all the outsides of the houses,and this meek and mild sparky bloke who fitting all the outside lighting and alarm boxes.

 

This sparky would get grief every day about his butty box,'whats your mum made you today?' etc etc,then it progressed to is your wife letting you out for the game tonight,then they made the final mistake of taking the piss out his number 1 dad sticker he had in his car.

 

He muttered my fucking ill son has just bought me that,then busted out a load of kung fu shit and smashed these two painters all over this £500,000 houses lawn.

 

He left him in a right state and told em I told you to fucking stop.

 

Turns out he was a black belt in some martial art.

 

Was talk of the site till next day some fuckers flew a load of planes into the world trade center.

There was a lad who used to work for me about 10 years ago in an office in Cheadle Hulme. He was a smallish Asian lad who wore these big geeky looking glasses....looked soft as shite

 

He was off to get a butty one lunch time and 2 local scrotes....big lads too (I think they'd just come out of the Werherspoons) started giving him racist abuse

 

Anyway, he knocked one of them clean out and left the other bleeding and sprayed all over the bonnet of a parked car, before getting his sandwich and walking calmly back to the office

 

He was also a black belt in a couple of marial arts and under his suit was absolutely ripped. Folk should be careful judging books by their cover

 

He now lives in Canada and does bull riding....odd lad but a good sort

[Andydee]

Was a sales manager in Preston and walked in on the sales director and a salesman going at hammer and tongs, desks and chairs going the lot.

 

Not the sort of thing that happens a lot in an office environment but the SD was an utter nutter. He went awol and I had to get his car repo'd and found a baseball bat in the boot with half a dozen armani suits. Couple of years later he was done for fraud.

 

Working in manc one of my sales girls rang to say she was locked in the bathroom in her flat and her boyfriend was going schizo with a knife so sent 2 of the sales lads round to get her. Andydee, expert in delegation, though the MD had a few reservations about using staff resources when he found out.

[Northender]

Nutters having a dust up half way up Everest

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22336540

[Traf]

I used to run a wholesalers in Cheetham Hill and the warehouse lads were always scrapping.

[miamiwhite]

me and Flecky(the lad who passed away this morning) had a set-to on site in Bury in the 80's. Flecky emptied a full bag of cement onto my head as i was putting the ladder in the compound. I retaliated by throwing a brick which hit him in the back. He in turn,threw the brick back at me,i ducked and the brick smashed into the site security guard's brand new Metro. He wasn't a happy bunny