Stuff You Can't Do......that You Should Be Able To

[Zico]

owt to do with DIY or a car

 

and BBQs

 

general bloke stuff really

 

I'm a modern man, or something

 

that said, I did tile and grout my bathrooms, with help from mates

 

you can tell

 

but I thought buying a mini tile cutter from B&Q, and using it, was by far and away the manliest thing I'd ever done

 

still is

[Zico]

i did once change a flat tyre, again with help, but I didn't screw the flat back on properly under the car

 

driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind, fortunately he was looking and slammed on

 

had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident

 

since then, always call the AA

 

even for broken headlights

 

i'm not ashamed

[DazBob]

i did once change a flat tyre, again with help, but I didn't screw the flat back on properly under the car

 

driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind, fortunately he was looking and slammed on

 

had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident

 

since then, always call the AA

 

even for broken headlights

 

i'm not ashamed

 

Tsk, tsk. Remember, "Think! Bike!"

 

Anyhoo, I've changed plenty of tyres over the years and I reckon I can have it done in a lot less time than it'd take to wait for the AA to show up. I reckon that makes me more monly than I thought I was.

[mannyroad58]

Work with a lad who's party trick is to get out his enormous cock, twirl it around and catch it in his own mouth

 

I can't do that

[Sweep]

twirl it around and catch it in his own mouth

 

I can't do that

 

Perhaps you're not standing near enough to him

[Traf]

driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind,

had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident

 

If it went into the lane behind you, the biker would have missed it anyway, as he'd have been weaving filtering all over the fucking road.

Edited May 16, 2013 by Traf

[Smiffs]

Men who can't do manual tasks and DIY should hand their cocks back in and ask for a frock.

 

Cooking

 

Fucking

 

Fixing

 

That's what wimmin want.

[Biggish Dave]

I can't wire a plug - i'd just go out and buy a new electrical appliance instead

[little whitt]

I can't wire a plug - i'd just go out and buy a new electrical appliance instead

[gonzo]

I'm really shite at even the most basic of Maths.

 

Car stuff,can change a tyre and that's about it.

Edited May 16, 2013 by gonzo

[bolton_blondie]

I can't sew, cook fried eggs or stay on my feet in heels. All the rest I'm shit hot at

[Youri McAnespie]

I can't...cook fried eggs or stay on my feet in heels. All the rest I'm shit hot at

 

You'll be alreet, just don't volunteer to 'look after' John McVicar/Roger Daltrey.

[miamiwhite]

i can't snort showbiz lines anymore...............used to be an expert at it

 

i'm also left handed but can cut and saw in a straight line. did you know the world's best 3 footballers are left footed and surname beginning with M ?

Edited May 16, 2013 by miamiwhite

[Guest]

i can't snort showbiz lines anymore...............used to be an expert at it

 

i'm also left handed but can cut and saw in a straight line. did you know the world's best 3 footballers are left footed and surname beginning with M ?

 

Cristiano Monaldo?

[gonzo]

I am also left handed and write like I've had a stroke.

[Guest]

I am also left handed and write like I've had a stroke.

 

The world wasn't designed for lefties

 

But

 

They do seem to be talented

[miamiwhite]

Cristiano Monaldo?

 

no,the third is ME

[Big City Girl]

As Blondie already said, I cannot wear towering heels. As well as making me look like a tranny, i wobble about everywhere then can't walk for days after.

 

Everything else I'm alright. I'll attempt most DIY apart from electrics.

 

I'd make a pretty good bloke I reckon.

[Smiffs]

Would you have a wank at work though?

 

That's the acid test.

[no balls]

As Blondie already said, I cannot wear towering heels. As well as making me look like a tranny, i wobble about everywhere then can't walk for days after.

 

Everything else I'm alright. I'll attempt most DIY apart from electrics.

 

I'd make a pretty good bloke I reckon.

 

I'm not sure why women do it if they don't like them. If it's to attract men, fuck em, unless they're prepared to purchase a foot spa or regular massages.

 

 

And you're a top bloke, BCG x

[Exiled Girl]

I thought it was just me that couldn't/wouldn't wear heels. Now I discover I'm normal

[bgoefc]

I can turn my hand to most things DIY but my plastering is a little dodgy.

 

My Ironing is shiite and my cross stitching is a mess.

[Andydee]

Gardening.

 

Moved into a house that had just won 2nd prize in Preston and district, took me less than 9 months to turn it into a jungle!

 

The guy we bought off apologised the day we moved in as there was ONE clover in the front lawn and actually came round the following day to remove it.

[JD74]

See, I'm the complete opposite to the non heel wearing women on here as my feet and legs proper ache after a day in flats I live in heels!!

[JD74]

On the subject of not being able to do stuff that I should, I'm going for not emptying the bin