Elvis Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 How do you sop them from shitting in your garden....... Quote
gonzo Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Throw one down the stairs and burn the slag with an iron. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Catch some of them, three is a good number to start with - then try them before a kangaroo court made up of yourself and some family members, some dogs as jurors... After reaching the 'guilty' verdict, Hang, draw and quarter them - scatter the remains around the garden... Sever the heads and make a feline 'Traitor's Gate' style gibbet, to deter any further incursions, the stumps from a child's cricket set are ideal for this purpose (the pikes for the heads). Quote
Underpants Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Almost impossible. Tried almost all the things you can get commercially with limited success. But next time you go to the zoo ask a keeper if you can have a bag of shite from the tiger or lion enclosure. Sprinkle lightly in the corner of your garden and i can guarantee that no tigers or lions will crap on your roses. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 This might work, if you think £54+ is worth it for a shite free garden. http://www.deteracat.co.uk/scarecrow_water_jet_pack.htm Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Some reviews, which may be from nom-de-plumes of the inventors/vendors of the product or actual happy customers... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Contech-ScareCrow-Motion-Activated-Deterrent/dp/B005MW9VOM Quote
wanderer13 Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 It's all about boundaries. You need to do a few of your own poo's on your boundary lines to mark the territory as your own. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Buy a flat at Marsden House in town. Quote
bwfcgirl Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Chilli flakes sprinkled in the garden worked to stop next door's car shitting in our garden. Quote
Casino Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 vermin on a level with rats and squirrels Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 If you do decide to lay land mines, lull your intended victims into a false sense of security by placing this sign on the perimeter fence... Quote
Freddie_Hill Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Round them up and sell them to an ethnic restaurant of your choice. Quote
Elvis Posted January 12, 2014 Author Posted January 12, 2014 Some very interesting ideas here.... I like chilli flakes idea, but garden is about 25m frigging long. That's a lot of Frickin flakes. Quote
deane koontz Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 This seems promising, it's got some good reviews.. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pet-Bliss-Humane-Feral-Cat-Trap/dp/B000OLYDUI if all else fails just invite them in Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Yup get your own. It's the only way I'm afraid Quote
Casino Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 if their shit ended up going through their owners letterbox it'd soon fcuking stop selfish, dirty bastards Quote
Winchester White Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Cats are ace pets but I would be seriously pissed off if someone else's shat all over my lawn. As it is we have bengals so no other cat dare come close but ours are that fucking thick they shit in our own garden, I thought dogs were only that stupid. Quote
no balls Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Cats are ace pets but I would be seriously pissed off if someone else's shat all over my lawn. As it is we have bengals so no other cat dare come close but ours are that fucking thick they shit in our own garden, I thought dogs were only that stupid. Mine won't do any of her business in my garden. Never has which was hard fucking work training her & is shit on rainy nights like this Quote
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