Elvis Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 How do you sop them from shitting in your garden....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted January 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2014 BB guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted January 12, 2014 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2014 Get your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2014 napalm the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobster Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Sing Elvis songs to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Throw one down the stairs and burn the slag with an iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 That would attract more ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Catch some of them, three is a good number to start with - then try them before a kangaroo court made up of yourself and some family members, some dogs as jurors... After reaching the 'guilty' verdict, Hang, draw and quarter them - scatter the remains around the garden... Sever the heads and make a feline 'Traitor's Gate' style gibbet, to deter any further incursions, the stumps from a child's cricket set are ideal for this purpose (the pikes for the heads). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Almost impossible. Tried almost all the things you can get commercially with limited success. But next time you go to the zoo ask a keeper if you can have a bag of shite from the tiger or lion enclosure. Sprinkle lightly in the corner of your garden and i can guarantee that no tigers or lions will crap on your roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 This might work, if you think £54+ is worth it for a shite free garden. http://www.deteracat.co.uk/scarecrow_water_jet_pack.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Some reviews, which may be from nom-de-plumes of the inventors/vendors of the product or actual happy customers... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Contech-ScareCrow-Motion-Activated-Deterrent/dp/B005MW9VOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer13 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 It's all about boundaries. You need to do a few of your own poo's on your boundary lines to mark the territory as your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Buy a flat at Marsden House in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcgirl Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Chilli flakes sprinkled in the garden worked to stop next door's car shitting in our garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 12, 2014 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2014 vermin on a level with rats and squirrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Land mines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 If you do decide to lay land mines, lull your intended victims into a false sense of security by placing this sign on the perimeter fence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie_Hill Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Round them up and sell them to an ethnic restaurant of your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvis Posted January 12, 2014 Author Share Posted January 12, 2014 Some very interesting ideas here.... I like chilli flakes idea, but garden is about 25m frigging long. That's a lot of Frickin flakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 This seems promising, it's got some good reviews.. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pet-Bliss-Humane-Feral-Cat-Trap/dp/B000OLYDUI if all else fails just invite them in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Yup get your own. It's the only way I'm afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted January 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 12, 2014 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2014 if their shit ended up going through their owners letterbox it'd soon fcuking stop selfish, dirty bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2014 Cats are ace pets but I would be seriously pissed off if someone else's shat all over my lawn. As it is we have bengals so no other cat dare come close but ours are that fucking thick they shit in our own garden, I thought dogs were only that stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Cats are ace pets but I would be seriously pissed off if someone else's shat all over my lawn. As it is we have bengals so no other cat dare come close but ours are that fucking thick they shit in our own garden, I thought dogs were only that stupid. Mine won't do any of her business in my garden. Never has which was hard fucking work training her & is shit on rainy nights like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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