Breightmet Boy Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 One of my pals was stopped for a dodgy brake light and was breathilised at 8am this morning. His reading was 104, which is three times the limit. He was bricking it in the back of the van being transferred to the station. He gave two readings at the station what read 18 and 20. Bit of a difference there if you ask me, his life was upside down from the first reading till the third. Can't blame them for breath test though, I'm all for it, just calibrate the thing firstly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2014 no doubt theres a compo claim to be had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 He'll probably never work again after the stress. Just for the Breightmet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2014 joking aside, if what BB says is true, i'd find that proper stressful and a couple of hours of my life stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 It was on the news this morning they're going to be out in force tomorrow so think on, kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Only ever been pulled over once. Had only had two pints a few hours ago so was never going to fail it, but I was bricking it and my first attempt didn't even register so I can understand the stress even when people know they're innocent. Annoying think was that I'd driven all the way back from Barrow and got pulled over 500 yards away from dropping my mate off in Boothstown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Pigs used to stop me regular when I worked behind a bar. Most were obnoxious wankers whereas the when I've been stopped for speeding they've been really nice and I've got off. Odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 (edited) I worked lates and got stopped 3 Thursday nights out of 4 and breathalysed twice. Can understand why people get stressed out Edited June 14, 2014 by tomski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Some people get stressed when they've had a drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I always wear a hijab driving the morning after a heavy session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Doesn't the five o' clock shadow give you away? Hijab is the headscarf, the Ninja get-up is a Niqab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Wear a hi vis vest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Put a two pence under your tongue, works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Doesn't the five o' clock shadow give you away? Hijab is the headscarf, the Ninja get-up is a Niqab. Thanks for the information. Thought they all have facial hair anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 14, 2014 I got breathalysed once. . They did it again to check as o stunk of alcohol. . Apparently the maloneys work shirt didn't suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 rub yourself with a bloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 joking aside, if what BB says is true, i'd find that proper stressful and a couple of hours of my life stolen It's true, he's a security guard and was stopped in Pendlebury. Hes put his readings sheet on his FB page, he described being put in the van as his life was ruined. Considering we don't know if we're over the limit or not at that time in the morning, I'd of bricked myself being honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 It was on the news this morning they're going to be out in force tomorrow so think on, kids Budum-Tssshhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I always wear a hijab driving the morning after a heavy session. what a good idear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You'd probably crash due to impaired vision then the headlines in the Bolton News... TRANNY MUSLIM EXTREMIST CONVERT CRASHES TRANNY IN DRINK-DRIVE AND HYPOCRITICAL TO HIS/HER/IT'S RELIGION SHAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 14, 2014 Mercy killing in due course. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 It's true, he's a security guard and was stopped in Pendlebury. Hes put his readings sheet on his FB page, he described being put in the van as his life was ruined. Considering we don't know if we're over the limit or not at that time in the morning, I'd of bricked myself being honest. TBF, if you're not sure if you're over the limit or not, you probably shouldn't be driving at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Traf Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 TBF, if you're not sure if you're over the limit or not, you probably shouldn't be driving at that time. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 My all time favourite failed breathalyzer test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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