mannyroad58 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Best invention ever We have 1 on every floor in our office and today i was busting for a shat and out of the 3 traps available the 2 outside ones were full and i didn't want to sit in the middle so i sneaked into the disabled 1 which is seperate from the main shathouse. Fuck me it was like shatting in heaven, loads of leg room, comfy seat and loads of soft bog roll available it even has 1 of those electric smelly things on the wall that automatically send out a lovely oudor every couple of minutes, i could've stayed in there all day and when i eventually finished it had a store away arm that i could use to lift myself up, fucking brilliant i can't wait for tomorrow Only down side is that when i washed my hands my bollocks got wet and i looked like i'd pissed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 15, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2014 Thinly veiled "I have to have sit down wee wees at my age" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Best for tramming in public houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) You feel a bit of a twat when you leave if there's a real disabled person (as opposed to pretend or slightly - delete as applicable) waiting to use it, especially if they're in a chair. I always take a pair of shinnies out with me, I don them before using the disabled bogs, then, when I leave, if there's a disabled person waiting and giving me a filthy look (the wrong kind of filthy look) I give them an aggrieved ''I am disabled!'' and rap my knuckles on one of the concealed shinnies. Edited October 15, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) MR58, how many disabled folk work at your place apart from you? It's worrying when I thought there's just you, are there others? P.S. Plopping at work should only be done when you're feeling a bit poorly Edited October 15, 2014 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What if you're 'coming up' on Ecstasy and caught short with the need for an E-Dump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What if you're 'coming up' on Ecstasy and caught short with the need for an E-Dump? Where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Es-Paradis (or somewhere else if that isn't going anymore): A mate once gave a lecture (to adults btw) after popping an E to give themself a bit of confidence, it didn't go well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 . Plopping at work should only be done when you're feeling a bit poorly Rubbish One of lifes great pleasures is knowing you're getting paid for having a dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You two have had this debate on here more times than soft mick! #teampooatwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You're right Stevie I also recall MR58 once being appalled at one of his colleagues dumping and not washing their hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You're right Stevie I also recall MR58 once being appalled at one of his colleagues dumping and not washing their hands And for once he'd be right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 What if you're 'coming up' on Ecstasy and caught short with the need for an E-Dump? Ha ha - I've never understood quite why tgat happens. We refer to it as 'the quickening'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) Serotonin is produced largely in the gastro-intestinal tract, the 're-ordering' of the chain initiated by taking MDMA produces a discombobulation which in turn stimulates the need to poo, sometimes... I thought you were a man of medicine or fellow quack, Kent? Edited October 15, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 with in 5 mins of wakeing in a morning i shit then thats me done for the day unless i have had a indian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted October 15, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2014 Which is inconvenient considering you don't get up for 10 minutes after you wake up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Rubbish One of lifes great pleasures is knowing you're getting paid for having a dump It's well known where I work that I won't crimp one off on the works toilet, instead I go home if I need a shit. It's even better knowing I'm being paid to drive home, then back to work in a company vehicle to have a dump. I love my job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 It's well known where I work that I won't crimp one off on the works toilet, instead I go home if I need a shit. It's even better knowing I'm being paid to drive home, then back to work in a company vehicle to have a dump. I love my job! But you work in scotland and live in Cornwall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 To be fair, I only live half a mile from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 15, 2014 Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 You're right Stevie I also recall MR58 once being appalled at one of his colleagues dumping and not washing their hands Hope he at least washed his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 To be fair, I only live half a mile from work. Why ?? We collect the aerosols out of the spray thingys in the bogs so instead of the stench of rotten intestines it smells of a market box of oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 16, 2014 Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 For an awful moment when I saw this thread title, I thought someone had taken Burndens Bogs on a stroll out of the town centre up COR like I did a few years ago. Poor fucker resembled a raspberry ripple for the next few days. Definitely a non-yomper and I thought one of you had severely damaged him by asking him to take more than 7 consecutive steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 FFS Bolts, how many times do I have to explain that a combination of new boots and 15 pints doesn't endear me to yomping! A year or three of cycling up to Winter hill mast and Rivvy pike on a regular basis,has transformed me into a lean mean fighting machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 You're right Stevie I also recall MR58 once being appalled at one of his colleagues dumping and not washing their hands He'd had a dump in the bog next to me that didn't have any loo roll and then got up flushed and walked out the dirty bastard Anyhow This morning when i got in the office 1 of the fit birds came out of the same disabled bog so i quickly put my stuff on my desk and went back to the same bog and sat down on the warm seat, and i didn't even have a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 This morning when i got in the office 1 of the fit birds came out of the same disabled bog so i quickly put my stuff on my desk and went back to the same bog and sat down on the warm seat, and i didn't even have a shit. You're my hero That's fantastic behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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