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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

I Feel For Little Old Wigan


miamiwhite

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Like fuck I do

I hope they sink through and through

 

How they laughed and how they mocked

When they went up and in League One our ship docked

 

This season changed and went into reverse

Their comical fall is humourlessly perverse

 

Whelan, yes that twat with a broken leg can only hop

Thanks to his Chairman grandson who had a failed chip shop

Today we will raise our champagne glasses

Whilst you beat your ugly inbred lasses

 

Go and adorn your roadside street furniture

You had your turn,now this is our year

We'll strengthen and move up the league

You buy our cast offs suffering from fatigue

 

Finally the turd is starting to flush

For you as always no season ticket rush

Enjoy being known as a rugby mad town

Now fuck off, you're on the spiral down.

 

Love from Bolton fans everywhere

x

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Just think in a few years time this might become the home of Euston United, when two non-league clubs merge; Wigan and chorley.

 

 

£200 says it won't happen

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Just think in a few years time this might become the home of Euston United, when two non-league clubs merge; Wigan and chorley.

Euston or Euxton ?

 

You're almost on the right track though Wigan be above their station as Chorley will pass them by and be on another platform of football.

 

Tickets please........

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Like fuck I do

I hope they sink through and through

 

How they laughed and how they mocked

When they went up and in League One our ship docked

 

This season changed and went into reverse

Their comical fall is humourlessly perverse

 

Whelan, yes that twat with a broken leg can only hop

Thanks to his Chairman grandson who had a failed chip shop

Today we will raise our champagne glasses

Whilst you beat your ugly inbred lasses

 

Go and adorn your roadside street furniture

You had your turn,now this is our year

We'll strengthen and move up the league

You buy our cast offs suffering from fatigue

 

Finally the turd is starting to flush

For you as always no season ticket rush

Enjoy being known as a rugby mad town

Now fuck off, you're on the spiral down.

 

Love from Bolton fans everywhere

x

 

I normally don't give a shiny shite about other clubs but Wigan are one that I'm delighted to see fail. Nice one miami. Horrible club with shithouse fans

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And even better their parachute money has now run out, they won't be on £10 million more revenue than every other side in the league like last season's promotion campaign

Very good point, and why I expect that floating turd to sink even further.

 

Those cunts will have their Darlington moment when Plymouth drub them on a cold wintry night 9-0, but theyll be lucky to get 1,500 on.

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I live within the Wigan postcode - What an odd place  , it's 50% Rugby,20 % Wigan FC, 10% Man u 10 % Liverpool and 10% whoever is doing well at the time.

Just had 3 or 4 hours in a Wigan boozer creaming ourselves over our day - we got a few odd looks.

 I was beside myself with smug twattishness :thumbsup:

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I live within the Wigan postcode - What an odd place , it's 50% Rugby,20 % Wigan FC, 10% Man u 10 % Liverpool and 10% whoever is doing well at the time.

Just had 3 or 4 hours in a Wigan boozer creaming ourselves over our day - we got a few odd looks.

I was beside myself with smug twattishness :thumbsup:

Think you're being overly generous on the Latics percentage and underestimating how many BWFC to an extent!

 

I worked in Wigan for 10 years spanning their rise (and back down again). At the start I had no idea how much they hated us but in the end it's undeniable that there was quite a decent rivalry developing, no doubt because yoof on both sides hadn't really known anything else.

 

Talk of Caldwell going back as manager which would be hilarious.

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Andy Taylor and ALF not good enough for the smug shite.....ha ha ha.

 

My son has a teacher in Bolton who is I a Wiggone fan and she has a Wigan mouse mat, clock etc and spouts Wigan shite during lessons. One of the kids, nicked the clock and mouse mat and plastered her classroom in 'BWFC on tour' stickers last week. My son said last night "First time I have looked forward to a Chemistry lesson!" What goes around, comes around!

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