gonzo Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 I’ve mever understood the need to shove Z’s in company names. Unique Nailz or Eazy clean, that kind of a stuff. Just looks fuckin stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 American's with their 'I could care less'. When they literally mean the complete opposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted July 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 I've noticed football managers and players throwing the term "fer sure"into all their sentences think Redknap started it I'm not so sure they can be that sure fer sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulhanley Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 (edited) Don't get me started. A few of my pet hates have been covered. "Literally", "Basically" .... "can I get a packet of crisps". Here's some more of mine. People who refer to everybody from Harold Shipman to next door's dog as "Hon" or "Hun" or however the fuck you spell it. The word "iconic". It has to be the most over-used word in the English language. The way we are going the lamp post at the end of the street will be deemed to be iconic some time soon. The word "surreal". A particular sin of sportsmen and women who have just excelled at something but now also creeping in elsewhere. "How do you feel after that win?", "Oh it feels surreal" Finally, right up there with "can I get a packet of crisps" and starting every sentence with "So", I give you "kind of". So many people in the world kind of cannot complete a sentence without kind of using the phrase kind of. It kind of gets right on my fucking Bristols. Edited July 28, 2018 by paulhanley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 Answering a question in the affirmative with "Yea, yea, yea!" What's that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Answering a question in the affirmative with "Yea, yea, yea!" What's that all about? One of my work colleagues always said "Sure, sure, sure" when answering a question, it gets right on my tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Also......slightly off topic, but what really annoys me is when you're having a piss at the urinals, and then somebody comes and stands next to you, and before they start pissing, they'll spit into the urinal. I've noticed it happening quite a bit recently (not that I've been hanging around toilets on a regular basis) - perhaps it's just me who notices this....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted July 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 Also......slightly off topic, but what really annoys me is when you're having a piss at the urinals, and then somebody comes and stands next to you, and before they start pissing, they'll spit into the urinal. I've noticed it happening quite a bit recently (not that I've been hanging around toilets on a regular basis) - perhaps it's just me who notices this....... Just clearing out after gobbling the previous pisser in your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 People who say "Take a bow" after someone scores a good goal can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 People who say "Take a bow" after someone scores a good goal can fuck off. Tek a boo Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 Tek a boo Cheese Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 29, 2018 Members Share Posted July 29, 2018 Finally, right up there with "can I get a packet of crisps" and starting every sentence with "So", I give you "kind of". So many people in the world kind of cannot complete a sentence without kind of using the phrase kind of. It kind of gets right on my fucking Bristols. ......and airheaded teenagers (most often flatdicks) who insert the word 'like' with infuriating regularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 People who say "nuffink" instead of "nothing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted July 29, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2018 Facebook posts that start "when..." Fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) Also......slightly off topic, but what really annoys me is when you're having a piss at the urinals, and then somebody comes and stands next to you, and before they start pissing, they'll spit into the urinal. I've noticed it happening quite a bit recently (not that I've been hanging around toilets on a regular basis) - perhaps it's just me who notices this.......Yeh i've noticed this. I think it's a bit of a 10 men thing. In a "I might only have a little knob,but i'm hard as fcuk" kind of way Edited July 29, 2018 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) I always piss in the traps now if they're free. Someone on here mentioned noticing a misty essence of splashback against their skin (using a urinal) when they had a piss wearing shorts at the gym. I noticed the same phenomenon and piss in the traps now. Who wants L'Eau de Pissoir on their britches? I couldn't care less if other dickheads think I'm going in the traps on account of a small cock - I know better. Edited July 29, 2018 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavesy Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Slightly related but ‘well respected’ newspapers insisting on click bait titles instead of the title of the article. Manchester evening news are at it constantly. Bolton evening news not as bad but slowly creeping in. “Andy burham has this to say and some people aren’t happy” Translates as Andy burnham announces reduced transport budget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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