Coronavirus

[Zico]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

It was slightly rhetorical.

 

 

 

[Boby Brno]

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nah, too flimsy.

Its a proper leap. Been down this way for a long time. 

https://www.telesurenglish.net/amp/news/UK-COVID-19-Variant-Circulates-in-Belgium-Netherlands-Italy-20201221-0006.html
 

My suggestion wasn’t based on xenophobia or any other motive, political or otherwise. It’s based on news that’s been around Europe for a while. 
The fact that it was detected here first does not mean it originated here. 
 

[miamiwhite]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

You WUM

😄 🤣 😂 😆 

For the record buddy, I'm not backing anybody over this. Boris is being utterly shite and Starmer is a spaced out nodding dog.

We need a new party from the posters on here, we would most likely do a far better job.

I hereby nominate the following :

Farrelli - Abbot

Mick Brown - Corbyn 

Kent White - Jeremy Thorpe

Esco - George Galloway

Mounts - Ian Paisley

Spider - Lord Sutch

Ani - Tony Benn

Leigh White - Neil Kinnock

Undies - Cryil Smith 

[miamiwhite]

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

😄 🤣 😂 😆 

For the record buddy, I'm not backing anybody over this. Boris is being utterly shite and Starmer is a spaced out nodding dog.

We need a new party from the posters on here, we would most likely do a far better job.

I hereby nominate the following :

Farrelli - Abbot

Mick Brown - Corbyn 

Kent White - Jeremy Thorpe

Esco - George Galloway

Mounts - Ian Paisley

Spider - Lord Sutch

Ani - Tony Benn

Leigh White - Neil Kinnock

Undies - Cryil Smith 

And in true fashion, NiC can collect the tickets/votes at the door 🚪 😀 x

[jules_darby]

6 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

https://www.telesurenglish.net/amp/news/UK-COVID-19-Variant-Circulates-in-Belgium-Netherlands-Italy-20201221-0006.html
 

My suggestion wasn’t based on xenophobia or any other motive, political or otherwise. It’s based on news that’s been around Europe for a while. 
The fact that it was detected here first does not mean it originated here. 
 

It’s in Oz and Denmark too though right. 
 

The epicentre of Covid in Kent is Medway; is that a common spot for channel hoppers to stop off? Genuine question as I dunno.

[Zico]

8 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

😄 🤣 😂 😆 

For the record buddy, I'm not backing anybody over this. Boris is being utterly shite and Starmer is a spaced out nodding dog.

We need a new party from the posters on here, we would most likely do a far better job.

I hereby nominate the following :

Farrelli - Abbot

Mick Brown - Corbyn 

Kent White - Jeremy Thorpe

Esco - George Galloway

Mounts - Ian Paisley

Spider - Lord Sutch

Ani - Tony Benn

Leigh White - Neil Kinnock

Undies - Cryil Smith 

Can i be David Mellor? Never had a toe job

[Zico]

Just now, jules_darby said:

It’s in Oz and Denmark too though right. 
 

The epicentre of Covid in Kent is Medway; is that a common spot for channel hoppers to stop off? Genuine question as I dunno.

Maybe it came from the isle of sheppey

[Spider]

I think to be clear

The variant is everywhere

We spotted it first thanks to our superior testing and research facilities.

Theres a part of me hoping this means we could - just could - avoid the worst of what might be a horrid number of cases.

Id favour a massive lockdown whilst the country is on one for Xmas anyway.

If Boris plays this right, then he could undo a lot of damage.

but. You know. Boris.

[mickbrown]

28 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

😄 🤣 😂 😆 

For the record buddy, I'm not backing anybody over this. Boris is being utterly shite and Starmer is a spaced out nodding dog.

We need a new party from the posters on here, we would most likely do a far better job.

I hereby nominate the following :

Farrelli - Abbot

Mick Brown - Corbyn 

Kent White - Jeremy Thorpe

Esco - George Galloway

Mounts - Ian Paisley

Spider - Lord Sutch

Ani - Tony Benn

Leigh White - Neil Kinnock

Undies - Cryil Smith 

You can be Priti Patel.

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Who has a Labrador ?

You can be David Blunkett

Who said that?

 

(Copyright: David Blunkett gags office)

[Casino]

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Why not just plonk us all in tier 4? Its everywhere. We're all going to be there end of this week anyway.

Im guessing youre looking for a nibble?

D-

Must try harder  

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

Don't forget all those pricks ramming the streets and shops packed in Central London......should be ashamed of themselves. Hypocrites of the highest order.

Can’t they just sail all the ferry boats to Ipswich or Hull? Sail into EU through Holland. 

[MickyD]

Just now, MickyD said:

Can’t they just sail all the ferry boats to Ipswich or Hull? Sail into EU through Holland. 

Strange that the post I quoted wasn’t about Oxford St but about French ports.

[Sweep]

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

😄 🤣 😂 😆 

For the record buddy, I'm not backing anybody over this. Boris is being utterly shite and Starmer is a spaced out nodding dog.

We need a new party from the posters on here, we would most likely do a far better job.

I hereby nominate the following :

Farrelli - Abbot

Mick Brown - Corbyn 

Kent White - Jeremy Thorpe

Esco - George Galloway

Mounts - Ian Paisley

Spider - Lord Sutch

Ani - Tony Benn

Leigh White - Neil Kinnock

Undies - Cryil Smith 

Leigh White would be more Scargill I reckon 😁

[miamiwhite]

57 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

You can be Priti Patel.

I've got her looks, not the timber, but a greater knowledge of terrorism.....count me in pal

[miamiwhite]

2 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Leigh White would be more Scargill I reckon 😁

I’ve earmarked him for Mickey Thatcher's role 😃 

[mickbrown]

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

I've got her looks, not the timber, but a greater knowledge of terrorism.....count me in pal

At least you know what the word 'counter' means.

[miamiwhite]

57 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Nah definitely John Prescott, he's got form 👊

😄 

[miamiwhite]

Just now, mickbrown said:

At least you know what the word 'counter' means.

Yes mate I do.

As an aside, 110 years ago today, The Pretoria Pit Disaster in Westhoughton,  344 men and boys died from round our way.

What an awful tragedy

[jules_darby]

 

[Sweep]

1 minute ago, jules_darby said:

 

Bozzer in not telling the truth shocker

[gonzo]

Just had a text from my lads school saying a teaching assistant tested positive and all children in that class need to isolate till the 27th.

They broke up on friday. Since then my lad has seen his grandparents numerous times, been to a gymnastics class on Friday night and played a match on Saturday for his footie team. Hes also been to stanah park today with another family.

What in Christs name is isolating from now going to achieve?

How about fuck off.

 

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Bozzer in not telling the truth shocker

He said there were 174 that couldn’t get through so we’re stuck?

also as an aside it was on the radio and tv this meningitis that Dover was shut. Wasn’t the case was it. 

[MickyD]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

He said there were 174 that couldn’t get through so we’re stuck?

also as an aside it was on the radio and tv this meningitis that Dover was shut. Wasn’t the case was it. 

Which meningitis was that?

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

And in true fashion, NiC can collect the tickets/votes at the door 🚪 😀 x

I'll try and make this shambles electable.

Might even beyond my talents though.